The top 12 Christmas toys this year, apparently

imtypingonakeyboard · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:49

The Christmas top 12 toys list has been announced by the Toy Retailers Association, behold the crapness of them via the link below

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7671282.stm

Sadly nothing there that I'll be buying for my nephew... And nothing I'll be buying for myself...

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:50

Quote:

Wearers of this watch can transform themselves into alien super heroes from the cartoon hit Ben 10.

Seems unlikely.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:50

I see things I'll buy for the little ones.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:52

Christ, they're all really shit.

Shin · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:53

High School musical...I HATE that >.< Jo's kids keep trying to make me watch it all the time, no like!

They are all shit. WHERE are the remote control acid spitting cars!?

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:53

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Catcha Beast is an electronic game that requires the player to rotate their body to search for invisible beasts.

They could've just done away with the electronic bit. 'Play our new game.. search for invisible beasts and kill them when you find one. Years of fun'

Is that High School Musical dance mat thing designed that way so you can stamp on their faces?

Shin · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:54

devilman wrote:

Is that High School Musical dance mat thing designed that way so you can stamp on their faces?

I want

for christmas this year please Santa

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:55

"cupcake"?

I thought that was an Americanism? Or is there a difference between fairy cake and cupcake?

Malc

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:56

Hah, I must be right, Wikiikipediaiki agrees with me.

Malc

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:58

British cupcakes are basically little sponge cakes with a thick layer of Stu-style flat-topped icing on it.

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:59

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:

"cupcake"?

I thought that was an Americanism? Or is there a difference between fairy cake and cupcake?

Malc

Fairy cakes have those little wings on top.

Shin · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 13:03

The Rev Owen wrote:

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:

"cupcake"?

I thought that was an Americanism? Or is there a difference between fairy cake and cupcake?

Malc

Fairy cakes have those little wings on top.

Want these ones

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 13:04

The Rev Owen wrote:

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:

"cupcake"?

I thought that was an Americanism? Or is there a difference between fairy cake and cupcake?

Malc

Fairy cakes have those little wings on top.

No, that's butterfly cakes surely?

Malc

imtypingonakeyboard · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 13:06

Now what would be a good present is a Godzilla smashing mat which has blow up buildings on it, which you can then trample on while screaming RARGH while dressed in a mini Godzilla costume

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 13:07

Shin wrote:

Want these ones

Whoever made those cakes surely based it on this image (NSFW).

//edit: Haha, the frogcakes are on saculture.com which has nothing to do whatsoever with SomethingAwful but shares the initials. The frog in that photo was turned into a smilie on SA.

Shin · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 13:09

Oooh! I want that tattoo!

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 13:10

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:

The Rev Owen wrote:

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:

"cupcake"?

I thought that was an Americanism? Or is there a difference between fairy cake and cupcake?

Malc

Fairy cakes have those little wings on top.

No, that's butterfly cakes surely?

Malc

Oh, yeah, maybe.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Fairiess have wings too, though. I'm confuzzled.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25603

The ones with 'wings' are indeed butterfly cakes.

Fairy cakes are usually quite a bit smaller than cupcakes.

Santa, I want:

Shin · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 14:13

Oooh! *Eyes shine*

I've always wanted a Mr.Frosty...did anyone have one of those?

Sheepeh · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2320

I still have one. I still use it. He is ace.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

What was the other one? Wasn't it a penguin?

Sheepeh · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2320

His NAME is Percy.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Sheepeh wrote:

His NAME is Percy.

Sorry Percy.

Shin · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 14:30

Dear Santa,

For christmas I would like-

A nice Mr.Frosty (is such fun, he makes treats for everyone!)
A Penguin frosty thing
A dancemat that I can stamp on the High School Musical kids face on

Thanks muchly,

Katania.S

22 years of age, nearly 23

metalangel · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 14:56

'Baby Born' continues to be the stupidest name for a doll ever.

Baby Born? As opposed to what, sorry?

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16562

Baby Stillborn, their less popular other range.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6518

markg wrote:

Baby Stillborn, their less popular other range.

Apparently Baby Vatgrown is going to next Christmas's must have.

Shin · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 15:21

Genuine LOL's at all the above, even though I feel bad for doing so

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 15:24

Mimi wrote:

The ones with 'wings' are indeed butterfly cakes.

Fairy cakes are usually quite a bit smaller than cupcakes.

Santa, I want:

It'd be a challenge to fit all that into a microwave.

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 15:26

markg wrote:

Baby Stillborn, their less popular other range.

Comes with promotional vouchers for Mattel coathangers though, apparently.

I feel unclean.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 15:28

MetalAngel wrote:

'Baby Born' continues to be the stupidest name for a doll ever.

Baby Born? As opposed to what, sorry?

Sarah Palin personally protested the 'Baby Aborted' model.

metalangel · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 15:38

When I get home I'll get that picture I took in The Entertainer in Cardiff of baby dolls on display. Naked, realistic looking babies inside plastic bags. Disturbing as hell.

Baby Accidental?

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4674

At least the delivery man can leave it on your doorstep if no-one is there to sign for it.

MrD · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2139

I didn't know Elmo did stand-up. That would be pretty cool, I think.

The Rev Owen wrote:

Quote:

Wearers of this watch can transform themselves into alien super heroes from the cartoon hit Ben 10.

Seems unlikely.

It would totally be on the top 10 if it did, though. And it is on the top 10. Which means it does!

Quote:

Catcha Beast is an electronic game that requires the player to rotate their body to search for invisible beasts.

Invisible beasts!? ARRRGH! WHERE? WHERE? I CAN'T SEE 'EM!

Bluecup · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 925

Quote:

A flashing, musical potty is a new twist for the crying baby doll, Baby Born.

A flashing, musical potty?

Shin · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 16:21

Guff Hopper
Meatandcheese are proud to present the World's first farting spacehopper.

Engineered in our Far East sweatshops this bastard offspring of the Spacehopper and the Whoopee cushion is bound to provide hours of fart-based fun. The cow shaped ball is fitted with a self-inflating detachable fart unit and comes with its own pump for swift inflation. So grab the bitch by the horns, bounce high in the air and wait for that arse ripping guff-blast when you land!!! And remember the GuffHopper motto - "The higher you fly, the louder you fart!"

As tested by Z-List celebs from both Big Brother & Hollyoaks. Highlight of their careers no doubt.

Price: £25.00

http://www.meatandcheese.co.uk/main.htm

That's Gaz sorted for Christmas then...

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 16:35

MrD wrote:

I didn't know Elmo did stand-up. That would be pretty cool, I think.

Not as cool as 'Cut me Emo'

Shin · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 16:39

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=W7IxliAPjAk

Sorry, that's a Tickle-me-Emo link there, very amusing! Reminds me a little of Kelly Osbourne though

Morte · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 16:59

Curiosity wrote:

MetalAngel wrote:

'Baby Born' continues to be the stupidest name for a doll ever.

Baby Born? As opposed to what, sorry?

Sarah Palin personally protested the 'Baby Aborted' model.

I read that and the image of the scene from Jesuscamp came to mind where the christian nutter was showing small children little models of foetuses in varying stages of development. Apart from the obvious feelings of antipathy I had towards the christian nutter all I could think was "Cool...where the hell do ya get those from?"

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 17:24

When me and the mrs went to 'having a baba' classes they had cuddly afterbirth.

Where the fuck do they make those?

Morte · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 18:33

Zardoz wrote:

When me and the mrs went to 'having a baba' classes they had cuddly afterbirth.

Where the fuck do they make those?

...and indeed Why?

metalangel · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 18:51

No doubt next door to the fake barf factory. Though I believe demand for that has collapsed due to the binge drinking culture.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 18:53

you can egt soft cuddly toys of deadly bacterium, although I can't be arsed to google it right now.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Zardoz wrote:

When me and the mrs went to 'having a baba' classes they had cuddly afterbirth.

Where the fuck do they make those?

They're knitted by very cynical, bitter old midwives.

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