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Author: | chinnyhill10 [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 15:18 ] |
Post subject: | Memo to Portsmouth supporters |
We all appreciate that your team hasn't come near to winning anything ever*, but don't come into the supermarket pissed, buy 12 tins of kidney beans, stand in the queue saying to random people "great result wasn't it" and then mutter under your breath to your (also pissed) wife "Must be all Southampton scum" when nobody responds to your pissed ramblings. It might just be your slightly scary appearence, your strange purchasing decisions and your swaying from side to side that is stopping people from acknowledging you. That and the supermarket is probably indeed full of "Southampton scum" anyway, obv. * Other than the trophy for shittest ground in any league above the Blue Square South, natch. |
Author: | devilman [ Sun Apr 06, 2008 16:05 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Memo to Portsmouth supporters |
I slept through most of that game. I thought I'd try watching the second semi-final only to find that it's only on Sky. Bugger. |
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