Be Excellent To Each Other

"Say, Mr Pub Landlord, what do you do with your old dartboards?"

"I've got one over there"

"Can I have it?"

"Yeah, sure, hang on, let me get you the mounting bracket and the bit of paper to tell you the competition height to hang it at"

"Thanks"

"No worries".

Tell stories about getting stuff here....

Faint heart never won old dartboard.

It's a classic tale.

Aye, it's the pricks I'm worried about.

However it will look acebest in my garage.

I'm trying to think of something I've got for free just by asking for it.

The only think I can think of usually costs me quite a lot in Bacardi and coke.

Hmmm, I'm off to the old Central TV studios in Nottingham to see if I can bag me Bullys Prize Board.



IIIIIINNNNNNN ONE!



And look at prize 2! What an awesome prize, but I resent it being called "a kiddies computer". It's Speccy +2 goodness!

I've never been too keen on hearing the answer 'No', which is probably why my room isn't filled with barroom paraphernalia.

I could have whatever posters I wanted from a local computer games shop that was closing down. I now have scary Lemmings poster.

I have a feeling the CPC version came with a poster in order to justify the fact it was the most expensive CPC game ever (£19.99 fact fans).

This did not pacify me when I found out the fuckers hadn't tested the level code system past around level 10 so none of the codes worked.