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 Post subject: Googlisms
PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 16:12 
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Myop's anagrams thread made me wonder if you've all seen Googlism.

For example: Mimi
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mimi is a tortabee cat
mimi is starting some he say
mimi is my
mimi is killing me
mimi is proud of her erica
mimi is stripped of her garments
mimi is pretty smart as well
mimi is a dark
mimi is cold and calculating and musetta is the gay
mimi is one of the digidestined that feels out of place in the digital world
mimi is now a pretty
mimi is the park with palmon
mimi is a role model for everything childhood should be
mimi is well known for her work with the band
mimi is dying of consumption
mimi is not thrilled by this since she wanted to go with shawn
mimi is produced by vancouver’s studio b
mimi is produced by vancouver's studio b
mimi is a sicilian metalworker who rebels against the mafia's candidate and
mimi is family
mimi is interested in the following activities
mimi is dying; her ill health can only worsen in the poverty they share
mimi is predictable
mimi is not about a simple day in the life of shizuku
mimi is an inexhaustible dynamo who does what she does out of love
mimi is registered under fci
mimi is a sophomore at salem high
mimi is dying and has asked to see rodolfo
mimi is like my child
mimi is a terrible flirt
mimi is usually paired with
mimi is a good eater
mimi is supposed to be belles sidekick
mimi is just as pretty
mimi is a 2 year old spayed female who is very sweet and loving but does suffer from obsessive compulsive disorder
mimi is one of the "founding mothers" of the village quilters in catonsville and the baltimore applique society
mimi is past president of the asta with nsoa/new jersey chapter
mimi is the latest first place contest winner
mimi is downstairs
mimi is one of those accomplished people who is in touch with her own gifts and committed to sharing them
mimi is the conglomeration of many different medical applications and functions
mimi is a former member of the committee and is interested in exploring the possibilities of music and political street theatre
mimi is best known for her contributions to the debate about pornography in feminism and law; her work on the subject has been published in law
mimi is heel lief voor haar ‘familie’
mimi is also the operations manager for these stations and
mimi is a very provocative character
mimi is a seventy
mimi is an internationally renowned coach who has guided the development of world champions in many countries and who has been involved in the
mimi is dying and he's worried that their impoverished lifestyle will only aggravate her condition
mimi is a 2
mimi is an impressive
mimi is a match made in heaven combining mimi's culinary artistry with a restaurant that includes marvelous intimate private rooms
mimi is on stage in front of thousands of people
mimi is her ability to take risks in the training room and on the platform
mimi is a magnificent work
mimi is the star of the 1980's pbs television series "the voyage of the mimi" and "the second voyage of the mimi"
mimi is really trying to help she isn't always going to be able to
mimi is the cantankerous concierge of a most surprising apartment block
mimi is a real mix between fantasy and reality
mimi is still single and does not have children
mimi is being fostered by paul in seattle
mimi is passionately dedicated to her community
mimi is a singer and actress
mimi is a science program that we study at school
mimi is seized with a coughing fit
mimi is the author of the just released
mimi is the author of "three dimensional leadership"
mimi is a 1/2 accoyo
mimi is the first female naval reserve flag line officer and senior fleet support officer in the naval reserve
mimi is a member
mimi is now feeling
mimi is a marvelous teacher with an exquisite balance of intensity and fun
mimi is dying
mimi is because she is dying of consumption
mimi is the clinical manager for flagstaff medical center in flagstaff arizona and has been a preceptor for the college of pharmacy since 1992
mimi is sandy and virtually treeless
mimi is barely out the door
mimi is an nbc pentacle computer
mimi is the one who is all over the place
mimi is alone and near death
mimi is a 35
mimi is da best
mimi is an only child who is spoiled from birth by her overprotective and superficial father and mother
mimi is not available in television program


Gaywood:
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gaywood is available on vhs
gaywood is 65 and
gaywood is man's best's view of what the life of robin hood and his merry men might have been like if robin and the men were a bit more than merry
gaywood is a part of king's lynn next to the village of south wootton
gaywood is a parish and village
gaywood is talking to gilly
gaywood is now operating a policy of only allowing a small number of students into the store at any one time
gaywood is surf 55 a dear shop bit very reliable and you pay for what you get
gaywood is clearly the inferior of the two
gaywood is here to show you what you can achieve and how to do it
gaywood is a region of east kings lynn
gaywood is gathering momentum
gaywood is man's best's view of what the life of robin hood and his merry men
gaywood is one of my bitches


Mr Chris:
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mr chris is invisible robot
mr chris is the sensitive one in the group
mr chris is a very bad man
mr chris is crazy
mr chris is gonna think i'm not strong enuff to be able to help out and he ain't gonna wanna keep me
mr chris is not here toda


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 Post subject: Re: Googlisms
PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 16:15 
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I take it everyone is bored today then?
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 Post subject: Re: Googlisms
PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 16:17 
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Zardoz
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zardoz is worth seeing once
zardoz is bad?
zardoz is a muddle of surrealistic imagery and psuedo
zardoz is a much
zardoz is
zardoz is about 400 years old high elf

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 Post subject: Re: Googlisms
PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 16:19 
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Haha, Jasmine:
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jasmine is welcome in winter
jasmine is this?
jasmine is a naked gun
jasmine is sexy =9 duh
jasmine is a qualified masseuse and offers a sensual
jasmine is not happy this year
jasmine is available for adoption
jasmine is seven months old
jasmine is six months old
jasmine is a beautiful 16 inch black porcelain doll
jasmine is better than belle or ariel
jasmine is incredulous at being told her experience with the
jasmine is less than a two minute walk from the beautiful white sand taylor beach
jasmine is good ground cover fast
jasmine is welcome in winter by lee reich
jasmine is drooping
jasmine is a qualified masseuse and offers a sensual erotic body 2 body massage
jasmine is jammin' in africa
jasmine is the sweetest cat i could ever
jasmine is called "the king of oils"
jasmine is very expensive
jasmine is an innovative musician
jasmine is talking about?
jasmine is a beautiful 16" black porcelain doll
jasmine is a full object oriented database system
jasmine is a plant native to the south
jasmine is one scent nearly everyone loves
jasmine is a very powerful fragrance with a full
jasmine is calming
jasmine is useful with the following
jasmine is indigenous of himalayas of western china
jasmine is a true object database with an integrated development environment and a robust multi
jasmine is both strange and romantic in that its blooms open only at night
jasmine is regular presenter/reporter on sky digital?s ?simply money? channel
jasmine is over 25 years old
jasmine is one of the first plants that comes to mind when one thinks of sweet fragrance
jasmine is one of the first plants that comes to mind when one thinks
jasmine is evocative of warm
jasmine is a single or multistemmed shrub or
jasmine is nothing fancy to look at
jasmine is realising that its competitive edge
jasmine is aware of the importance of sport
jasmine is a popular groundcover
jasmine is ready for the holidays in this forest green confection
jasmine is a recovering alcoholic and johnnie walker keeps calling her name
jasmine is a sacred flower known as ?moonlight of the grove?
jasmine is incredibly strong
jasmine is a large
jasmine is the happiest baby i've ever known
jasmine is a pure object
jasmine is an evergreen fragile climbing shrub that can grow up to 10 meters
jasmine is incredulous at being told her experience with the alien dr
jasmine is
jasmine is wearing a gold band round one arm
jasmine is so harsh that it demands a touch of the true oil to soften it
jasmine is the next
jasmine is heaven sent
jasmine is one of the most recent
jasmine is fast
jasmine is an evergreen or semi
jasmine is a one of a kind alpaca with a personality that is all her own
jasmine is furious with him saying he should have consulted her first
jasmine is stabbed and seriously injuried it is julie who looks after her
jasmine is extremely polydexterous
jasmine is also a dog
jasmine is very much in touch with the personal wishes of her group and cleverly adapts the visit accordingly
jasmine is the princess of agrabah
jasmine is a true ground cover; its
jasmine is approximately 8 days
jasmine is getting worse
jasmine is a major breakthrough for enterprise developers
jasmine is referred to as "the king"
jasmine is outgoing
jasmine is strong sensual stimulant
jasmine is far more powerful than its queen
jasmine is it usually has a quite strong fragrance
jasmine is best pruned in late winter
jasmine is the daughter of alice and glenn gadie of detroit
jasmine is active
jasmine is an exclusive
jasmine is a black & white male alaskan malamute who is about 9½ years old and weighs approximately 75 pounds
jasmine is an absolute delight
jasmine is a 9 year old pitbull
jasmine is the blonde bombsite er
jasmine is a sturdy
jasmine is an overwriting
jasmine is classified as jasminum officinale


"jasmine is a black & white male alaskan malamute who is about 9½ years old and weighs approximately 75 pounds" "jasmine is the blonde bombsite er" "jasmine is a qualified masseuse and offers a sensual" "jasmine is a recovering alcoholic and johnnie walker keeps calling her name" "jasmine is incredibly strong". Who knew!


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 Post subject: Re: Googlisms
PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 16:20 
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That's cool!

Katania
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katania is as romantic as the pacific northwest's quiet enclaves
katania is bay with three white socks and a blaze
katania is unique
katania is an ok model
katania is a character in a rather wonderful piece of writing by my talented fellow badmin
katania is a 100? private yacht
katania is
katania is by the elite hanoverian stallion kalypso
katania is fast and powerful
katania is based on banners of the ancient katanai tribes


Fave's:
katania is a character in a rather wonderful piece of writing by my talented fellow badmin
katania is fast and powerful
katania is bay with three white socks and a blaze
katania is unique

Shin: (whew! loooong)
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shin is the kevin and nancy o'
shin is on the radio
shin is the kevin and nancy o'connor professor of computer science and founding director of the real
shin is on the f@cking radio
shin is a person or a law
shin is the shin of this world while the four
shin is in charge of ontology and the development of the korean components of crl natural language processing system
shin is not simply a mechanical technique
shin is playing a key role in a number of important areas
shin is working to ensure that an electronic health record works to better meet the health needs of saskatchewan people
shin is one of the five main characters in yoroiden samurai troopers
shin is not a therapy
shin is both a complex and simple art
shin is the symbol of divine power
shin is in no way intended to replace conventional medical treatment for any of the conditions listed
shin is the founder of the world tang soo do
shin is almost invincible
shin is starting high school at the beginning of the tv series
shin is can be taped
shin is called the tibialis anterior and is surrounded by a sheath
shin is headquartered in taipei and distributes a vast range of products and services throughout taiwan
shin is unique and was created specifically to provide collectors and dealers with a new
shin is an average high school student
shin is the mother letter of fire
shin is particularly suited to replenishing lost energies and providing relief from things like neck and back pain
shin is the founder of the world tang soo do association
shin is one of the most accomplished and promising young social
shin is a lay oriented buddhist sect and as such is family oriented
shin is the most powerful natural healing art that i've ever had the blessing to know
shin is the georgian term for ?home?
shin is a self
shin is wearing headphones
shin is a professionally tested product not yet on the market
shin is found at the waygate he is using
shin is a practitioner of an invincible martial arts who falls in love with kim
shin is late for school
shin is a ganster
shin is an active member of the mit community and is widely praised by her neighbors at random hall for her openness and compassion
shin is the sacred fist of the south star
shin is the one who is recognized by his peers
shin is rather concentrating on coloring his own voice
shin is the most important one
shin is a highly skilled surgeon
shin is a holding company with bt24
shin is a member of the shotokan karate international federation
shin is also an accomplished teacher with a broad appreciation of 20th century korean history and politics
shin is hard
shin is the posterior tibial muslce
shin is depicted in a painting as a matronly woman
shin is depicted sitting in a zen
shin is not yet very well
shin is currently a senior partner and founder of the shin & shin international law firm
shin is one cool lady
shin is suspected of having committed
shin is a connection to the healing power of the divine
shin is no less meritorious
shin is the real deal 545
shin is painful to the touch
shin is a typical case of developmental delay
shin is currently working to raise the money needed to have the documentary converted to 35mm film
shin is also a former director general of the international finance bureau of the ministry of finance
shin is the only korean judoka alive that has been awarded the honorary 10th dan
shin is the special one
shin is forced to make tough decisions and fight difficult battles
shin is active in her local community and is the past president of the east coalition for the homeless and a former commissioner for the hawaii county board of
shin is the oldest of the five troopers
shin is a gentle laying of the hands on certain points on the fully clothed body to help release blockages in the body's
shin is drawing from this past to build her career
shin is very averse to it although he does not show it
shin is variably bluish gray on its back and whitish with much horizontal rusty barring ventrally
shin is a major shareholder 2
shin is known as anterior tibial strain
shin is based on the influence of the zen concept of mu in japanese thinking and behavior
shin is the 21st letter of the hebrew alphabet and has a numerical value of 300
shin is also a chiropractor and a massage therapist
shin is a professor in the department of medicine
shin is designed to support the goals and objectives of health renewal
shin is given the crown award from the international association of university presidents
shin is professor of finance at the london school of economics
shin is shown in fig
shin is an journey into the holistic aspect of meditation and it's relationship to the warrior
shin is world famous for long lasting atv tires
shin is currently a professor of mechanical enginnering at naval postgraduate school
shin is a modern martial art with traditional grounding
shin is frequently described as shin splints
shin is a synonym for "soul" or "spirit" in english
shin is listed in the "otc" market in france identifiant 656 390
shin is the source of the pain
shin is to begin to implement a client
shin is one of the world's premier insurance leaders
shin is trapped


Fave's are: (EDITED AS THRE ARE MORE I LIKE!!)
shin is the source of pain
shin is trapped
shin is both a complex and simple art (Genuine LOL at that)
shin is the symbol of divine power
shin is one cool lady
shin is on the f@cking radio
shin is a ganster
shin is an active member of the mit community and is widely praised by her neighbors at random hall for her openness and compassion

shin is the special one- ACE!! You said I was special the 'nother day :D


So in brief-I am annoyingly amazing :D

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 Post subject: Re: Googlisms
PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 16:25 
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the rev is going to be doing things the porsche way
the rev is just one of the damn coolest guys in the world
the rev is her first
the rev is the best character act on the circuit bar none
the rev is worried john might challenge his mother's will
the rev is a whopping 47" which should be very stable
the rev is backed by a country hoedown vibe as he yodels

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 Post subject: Re: Googlisms
PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 16:26 
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kalmar is to be characterised by flexibility and sensitivity
kalmar is very popular among tourists during the summer
kalmar is the guest conductor of numerous orchestras throughout europe and north america
kalmar is likely to be convicted of accepting a bribe because all the elements of bribery are susceptible of proof beyond a reasonable doubt
kalmar is a world


I liked this one the best: "mimi is the cantankerous concierge of a most surprising apartment block"


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 Post subject: Re: Googlisms
PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 16:26 
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"Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about runcle yet."

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 Post subject: Re: Googlisms
PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 16:27 
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The Rev Owen wrote:
the rev is her first
the rev is a whopping 47" which should be very stable
That's going to make her eyes water, and no mistaking.


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 Post subject: Re: Googlisms
PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 16:27 
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Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about myoptika yet.

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 Post subject: Re: Googlisms
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Dimrill

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 Post subject: Re: Googlisms
PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 16:28 
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It works better with real names than it does with aliases, because you need a volume of google search results behind it.


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 Post subject: Re: Googlisms
PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 16:29 
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With me, Owen just returns a million references to Michael Owen and it doesn't know anything about me if I add my surname.

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 Post subject: Re: Googlisms
PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 16:31 
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Fuck, I'm boring...

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ian osborne is one of 14 college students from schools including vanderbilt
ian osborne is appointed managing director – uk operations with responsibility for enodis distribution uk
ian osborne is the master of time
ian osborne is at the handle bar every sunday evening and sees to it that there is a braai fire going


I could live with being the Master of Time, though... :-)

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Dimrill

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Just saw that myself. Probably spawned from my old website where I wrote in the third person of me being dead. Either that or a fervent prayer.

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your mum is so filthy she got fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job
your mum is very likely a fairy
your mum is very much illegal
your mum is cher and your dad is moustache rides
your mum is at my houuse i am fukin her wid a terbun that we bought together in kashmir
your mum is poo

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Fuck, I'm boring...

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ian osborne is one of 14 college students from schools including vanderbilt
ian osborne is appointed managing director – uk operations with responsibility for enodis distribution uk
ian osborne is the master of time
ian osborne is at the handle bar every sunday evening and sees to it that there is a braai fire going


I could live with being the Master of Time, though... :-)



shin is the symbol of divine power

You and me Ian, we command! :p

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It's got nothing for Craster, but substituing my first and last names gives these two beauties:

Craster is not wearing pants in this picture and maybe a few of you found that to be strange.
Craster is donating enough sausages.

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richardgaywood wrote:
It works better with real names than it does with aliases, because you need a volume of google search results behind it.


it doesnt help sharing yoru name with a footballer either.

david farrell is still struggling with a calf injury
david farrell is doubtful with a hamstring injury
david farrell is a fitness doubt for the difficult game against millwall
david farrell is the first player to be booked for a tackle on oliver


david farrell is currently a member of the research red team part of the cyber defense research center with sri international

cyber defense red team, c'mon!

wonder if they have a work football team.


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Shin wrote:
shin is the symbol of divine power

You and me Ian, we command! :p

Heh heh, we sound like the evil king and queen from a cheesy science fiction flick. Watch out - here comes Flash Gordon!

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richardgaywood wrote:
Haha, Jasmine:
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jasmine is welcome in winter
jasmine is this?
jasmine is a naked gun
jasmine is sexy =9 duh
jasmine is a qualified masseuse and offers a sensual
jasmine is not happy this year
jasmine is available for adoption
jasmine is seven months old
jasmine is six months old
jasmine is a beautiful 16 inch black porcelain doll
jasmine is better than belle or ariel
jasmine is incredulous at being told her experience with the
jasmine is less than a two minute walk from the beautiful white sand taylor beach
jasmine is good ground cover fast
jasmine is welcome in winter by lee reich
jasmine is drooping
jasmine is a qualified masseuse and offers a sensual erotic body 2 body massage
jasmine is jammin' in africa
jasmine is the sweetest cat i could ever
jasmine is called "the king of oils"
jasmine is very expensive
jasmine is an innovative musician
jasmine is talking about?
jasmine is a beautiful 16" black porcelain doll
jasmine is a full object oriented database system
jasmine is a plant native to the south
jasmine is one scent nearly everyone loves
jasmine is a very powerful fragrance with a full
jasmine is calming
jasmine is useful with the following
jasmine is indigenous of himalayas of western china
jasmine is a true object database with an integrated development environment and a robust multi
jasmine is both strange and romantic in that its blooms open only at night
jasmine is regular presenter/reporter on sky digital?s ?simply money? channel
jasmine is over 25 years old
jasmine is one of the first plants that comes to mind when one thinks of sweet fragrance
jasmine is one of the first plants that comes to mind when one thinks
jasmine is evocative of warm
jasmine is a single or multistemmed shrub or
jasmine is nothing fancy to look at
jasmine is realising that its competitive edge
jasmine is aware of the importance of sport
jasmine is a popular groundcover
jasmine is ready for the holidays in this forest green confection
jasmine is a recovering alcoholic and johnnie walker keeps calling her name
jasmine is a sacred flower known as ?moonlight of the grove?
jasmine is incredibly strong
jasmine is a large
jasmine is the happiest baby i've ever known
jasmine is a pure object
jasmine is an evergreen fragile climbing shrub that can grow up to 10 meters
jasmine is incredulous at being told her experience with the alien dr
jasmine is
jasmine is wearing a gold band round one arm
jasmine is so harsh that it demands a touch of the true oil to soften it
jasmine is the next
jasmine is heaven sent
jasmine is one of the most recent
jasmine is fast
jasmine is an evergreen or semi
jasmine is a one of a kind alpaca with a personality that is all her own
jasmine is furious with him saying he should have consulted her first
jasmine is stabbed and seriously injuried it is julie who looks after her
jasmine is extremely polydexterous
jasmine is also a dog
jasmine is very much in touch with the personal wishes of her group and cleverly adapts the visit accordingly
jasmine is the princess of agrabah
jasmine is a true ground cover; its
jasmine is approximately 8 days
jasmine is getting worse
jasmine is a major breakthrough for enterprise developers
jasmine is referred to as "the king"
jasmine is outgoing
jasmine is strong sensual stimulant
jasmine is far more powerful than its queen
jasmine is it usually has a quite strong fragrance
jasmine is best pruned in late winter
jasmine is the daughter of alice and glenn gadie of detroit
jasmine is active
jasmine is an exclusive
jasmine is a black & white male alaskan malamute who is about 9½ years old and weighs approximately 75 pounds
jasmine is an absolute delight
jasmine is a 9 year old pitbull
jasmine is the blonde bombsite er
jasmine is a sturdy
jasmine is an overwriting
jasmine is classified as jasminum officinale


"jasmine is a black & white male alaskan malamute who is about 9½ years old and weighs approximately 75 pounds" "jasmine is the blonde bombsite er" "jasmine is a qualified masseuse and offers a sensual" "jasmine is a recovering alcoholic and johnnie walker keeps calling her name" "jasmine is incredibly strong". Who knew!

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jasmine is available for adoption

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gj is implemented on top of the java development kit
gj is an extension of the java programming language that supports generic types
gj is designed to be fully backwards compatible with the current java language
gj is sexist
gj is usually female
gj is the only public oversight of local elected officials and management of county government operations
gj is aiming to increase the profile and press attention of the awards this year to satisfy the sponsors who want more national and industry coverage
gj is the set of intervals that are compatible with ai1
gj is that it has generally been believed that the right hand sides must be available a priori
gj is fully forward and backward compatible
gj is correct and xj = 0 otherwise
gj is to be integrated in jdk 1
gj is a superset of java
gj is a design for a proposed extension to the java programming language to include support for parameterised types and methods
gj is compatible with java
gj is scanned
gj is a step of pi by rule a and z
gj is a unit of energy that has a heat value of approximately 948
gj is wanted by the police for trafficing and numerous traffic violations
gj is in adobe acrobat form which means you need adobe
gj is
gj is a martial arts laboratory where the most effective and practical hand
gj is 5
gj is comprised of non
gj is to serve as a check
gj is certainly not a backwater
gj is a subset
gj is translated into the java
gj is the gj homepage
gj is supported by his wife
gj is gelijk aan 278 kwh of 238
gj is een stoer schip
gj is a design that extends the java programming language with the generic types and methods
gj is a two
gj is odd
gj is equivalent to 75kg co 2 emissions
gj is required
gj is yet to organise something mad on the concourse
gj is the first unblocked goal
gj is groping a larger lady in
gj is to let it be equal to some fraction of vjmax
gj is a light bay filly with no white markings £2000
gj is the just
gj is the degeneracy of
gj is a senior member of the sawe and is a very active member in the st
gj is quite painless and easy
gj is known to inhibit an enzyme system found in the small intestine that metabolizes some drugs prior to absorption into the bloodstream
gj is best worst
gj is constant
gj is a bloody poser
gj is on hiatus now
gj is funny
gj is also an expert in web site promotion and web site marketing
gj is translated by erasure
gj is willing to trade
gj is the journal voucher or journal narration

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gj is bad at remembering important events... *pointed look at GJ*

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Shin wrote:
gj is bad at remembering important events... *pointed look at GJ*

:D

I didn't forget!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!! :attitude:

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OK, whose birthday did you skip?

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Highlights ...

devilman is awesome :attitude:
devilman is very boring and is also a little misleading :(
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hehe, that's aceness! And so accurate, hehe :P these are my favourites

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Myop's anagrams thread made me wonder if you've all seen Googlism.

For example:
mimi is stripped of her garments
mimi is a role model for everything childhood should be
mimi is dying of consumption
mimi is predictable
mimi is an inexhaustible dynamo who does what she does out of love
mimi is a terrible flirt
mimi is a 2 year old spayed female who is very sweet and loving but does suffer from obsessive compulsive disorder
mimi is downstairs
mimi is one of those accomplished people who is in touch with her own gifts and committed to sharing them
mimi is a magnificent work
mimi is a real mix between fantasy and reality
mimi is a singer and actress
mimi is a marvelous teacher with an exquisite balance of intensity and fun
mimi is the one who is all over the place
mimi is alone and near death
mimi is da best

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it doesnt help sharing yoru name with a footballer either.


You'd think that, but I didn't get any football ones:

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malcolm macdonald is the founder and convener of lighthouses of australia
malcolm macdonald is on a level by himself when it comes to bringing alive a past era
malcolm macdonald is a skilled storyteller who gets inside of his people and uses every inch of his vast canvas in action and relationship – los angeles
malcolm macdonald is a notable exception to the rule
malcolm macdonald is editor of tempo magazine and author of schoenburg
malcolm macdonald is currently working on several different strands of research
malcolm macdonald is there only on the surface
malcolm macdonald is remembered by many for the flair with which he carried the university mace at commencement exercises for nearly 30 years
malcolm macdonald is director emeritus of the university of alabama press
malcolm macdonald is one of the leading writers on music in the uk
malcolm macdonald is a selfless editor
malcolm macdonald is a partner
malcolm macdonald is doing a wonderful job linking together resources to make a nationwide lighthouse page for australia
malcolm macdonald is the author
malcolm macdonald is editor of tempo magazine and author of schoenberg
malcolm macdonald is in a
malcolm macdonald is signed
malcolm macdonald is a commentator for century radio on 101
malcolm macdonald is president
malcolm macdonald is posted online at the havergal brian society website 15 martinu's last stay in czechoslovakia is



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malcolm macdonald is posted online at the havergal brian society website 15 martinu's last stay in czechoslovakia is


The Havergal Brian Society? :DD Is.


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Ian Osborne wrote:
OK, whose birthday did you skip?

No ones :P

I was supposed to be going somewhere with Shin tonight, but got given the wrong day, it's tomorrow. Luckily I noticed the day/date didn't match so followed it up.

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Heh heh

squirt is scaled by assigning a "low range" and a "high range" to the analogous low and high inputs
squirt is christian music's youngest modern rock band
squirt is better than religion
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Myfinger doesn't work, so I'll have to use my own (dog's) name....
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toby is the robin williams of ancientworlds
toby is still going strong
toby is gone
toby is so cute
toby is da man
toby is our fave
toby is out too
toby is here
toby is the robin williams of ancientworlds login
toby is still going strong by douglas frank jackson
toby is sooo sarcastic & anyone who is that sarcastic is ok in my book
toby is hot and #1 in billboard
toby is now 18 months old
toby is mr
toby is also a good swimmer but he swims only when he must get his ball from the lake
toby is also the new voice on heart 106
toby is the 3rd white car
toby is god name
toby is my first ferret
toby is a turtlegraphics language and learning environment
toby is a gifted pianist
toby is a youth leader of fr ohure memorial initiative
toby is in need of a loving home in ca
toby is one of those critical people that may be useful but are always annoying
toby is a shih tzu like meiko and their coloring is very close although they aren't at all related
toby is going into the eleventh grade
toby is a vulture
toby is mobile
toby is fast
toby is more interested in software and networking
toby is not married; he is single but i will get married to him someday
toby is lonely
toby is not a small dog
toby is 8 months pregnant
toby is just the right size for teaching children because he can communicate with them at their level
toby is very aware of all of the recent hoopla surrounding the small faces
toby is looking out for toby
toby is absolutely wonderful
toby is a young
toby is a light colored golden/mix
toby is not very good with children
toby is a three year old
toby is a stout mug or jug in the shape of a stout man with a 3
toby is on this show lyrically incorrect
toby is a quiet and sweet 7 year old male boston terrier who weighs in at just under 19 pounds
toby is a senior domestic policy advisor to the president
toby is now ran
toby is speaking of *has* to be addition
toby is an engine who is always happy to work
toby is the antithesis of walter shandy
toby is a beautiful 7
toby is with his foster family in georgia
toby is our first home bred show dog
toby is a little sweetheart
toby is in charge of business development in europe
toby is in new york helping his friend steve giles with a home improvement project
toby is crazy about
toby is a deep rooted child of the state of oklahoma
toby is a fighter
toby is a junior from new ulm
toby is only 1 point away from his championship and just turned 1 year old
toby is a very astute trainer and when the money is down the yard has to be taken very seriously
toby is playing drumkit and vibraphone
toby is about half the size of a normal basset
toby is made from english mohair
toby is a cute little guy with curly hair
toby is generally known to be grouchy and making him smile is an accomplishment
toby is able to pull his life back together with the help of this side show freak
toby is 10 years old
toby is into god and so cool
toby is a good man and that he doesnt cuss
toby is assigned to look after the white boy
toby is predominantly a carvery with the freshest products
toby is a 1988
toby is a lonely tiger
toby is the best dog in the land
toby is
toby is scared of the camera
toby is an educator
toby is 18
toby is the main character in the book
toby is an intelligent young person who needs to see the big picture before being asked to master and manipulate the details
toby is special because he is so loving and a popular member of our family
toby is playing as part of the bill at the h2002 festival in scarborough
toby is an orphan so he does not have a close relationship with his parents
toby is now able to be an artist and an entrepreneur without sacraficing his appetite or his values
toby is dedicated to offering every bmx product made
toby is determined to teach him a lesson by having him bound up in a dark room
toby is very playful
toby is moody
toby is a clean hostel
toby is a big handsome rottie with a natural tail

Seems to be several doggy references in there!

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hugh is van helsing?
hugh is our 'boy'
hugh is still the man
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Yes! See! I told you you have a dog's name. Look at it, over 50% of those references are dog related.


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richardgaywood wrote:
Myfinger wrote:
Seems to be several doggy references in there!
Yes! See! I told you you have a dog's name. Look at it, over 50% of those references are dog related.

Yes yes yes yes.

Still, Mr Arboreal Happiness (thanks Dave), at least I don't get banned from online things for my name!! ;)

Also I am the second hit on Google for my own name and surname. I guess having an unusual name has its advantages (disadvantages?)!

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john phillips is a stud
john phillips is not even allowed to enter canada
john phillips is investigating the relationship of glenohumeral geometry and instability in humans
john phillips is willing
john phillips is on the roof
john phillips is a refreshing difference
john phillips is no bob dylan
john phillips is an avid hunter and professional outdoor writer from birmingham
john phillips is not presenting a catholic viewpoint
john phillips is one of the pig's creators
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sinestro is summoned from space and along with the other members
sinestro is holding mamá
sinestro is the biggest crack baby
sinestro is made from the riddler "batman forever" figure
sinestro is december
sinestro is stripped of his power ring and banished to qward
sinestro is sentenced to life in prison
sinestro is a green lantern body with a heavily reworked joker head
sinestro is a dirty little boy
sinestro is sad so he has some beer
sinestro is looking askance
sinestro is a nice expansion to previous history
sinestro is the first knight in umbria to receive all his points in here in our desert lands
sinestro is our arts guild master
sinestro is a nightwing body
sinestro is manufactured to order
sinestro is playing a show w/kinski and voyager one
sinestro is physically not a good combatant
sinestro is brought back to life
sinestro is resting her
sinestro is a huge spidey fan and will stop at nothing to destroy woodbine center for their transgression
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There's no RuySan, but i like these:

ricardo is no stranger to wet weather
ricardo is one of them
ricardo is on piano and lead vocals with this 9 piece salsa band
ricardo is so impressed by the dancers' performance and ability that he decides to take ballet classes
ricardo is a woman on a mission
ricardo is nothing like armando (my favorite)
ricardo is available for european football
ricardo is often called a disciple of adam smith
ricardo is on fire
ricardo is regarded by many as the best goalkeeper in portugal and will undoubtedly be portugal's number one keeper in years to come


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