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Dimrill
 Post subject: Re: Alton Tower closes Corkscrew
PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 14:45 
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You've totally lost me.


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Shin
 Post subject: Re: Alton Tower closes Corkscrew
PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 14:45 
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Zardoz wrote:
Shin wrote:
Nemisis is shit


Completely wrong. Still the best ride at Alton Towers.

The corkscrew is ok but I wont be sad to see it go.


It's over in SECONDS and you can be there in line for HOURS for it.

This a happy Shin it does not make

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Zardoz
 Post subject: Re: Alton Tower closes Corkscrew
PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 14:47 
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Shin wrote:
It's over in SECONDS and you can be there in line for HOURS for it.


Like all rides then.

Inc hookers.

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Zardoz
 Post subject: Re: Alton Tower closes Corkscrew
PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 14:48 
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The Wild Mouse at Blackpool is a proper, balls out, rickety, scare the living shit out of the passengers ride. Its cousin at Morecambe was only very slightly tamer.


Still the scariest ride I've been on.

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Runcle
 Post subject: Re: Alton Tower closes Corkscrew
PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 14:54 
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Zardoz wrote:
Shin wrote:
It's over in SECONDS and you can be there in line for HOURS for it.


Like all rides then.

Inc hookers.


not like the 5 minutes on the ultimate.
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Zardoz
 Post subject: Re: Alton Tower closes Corkscrew
PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 14:55 
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Who is this Ultimate hooker you speak of?

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Dudley
 Post subject: Re: Alton Tower closes Corkscrew
PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 14:57 

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Tmuk wrote:
Dimrill wrote:
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The Flying Fish at Thorpe Park.


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You've totally lost me.
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I've just read that it's been reopened, but it a different part of the park. Still not the same :(


I was about to say, I went on that this year, it was empty so the guy left it to do about 20 laps untouched.

It was interesting. Very amusing though, couple of 3 years olds and a parent on there, and we stride up as 2 mid-20s guys and our 55-60 year old parents then spend the entire ride going "WOOOOOO!"

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It's over in SECONDS and you can be there in line for HOURS for it.

This a happy Shin it does not make


That's Oblivion, not Nemesis.
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Grim...
 Post subject: Re: Alton Tower closes Corkscrew
PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 14:58 
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Dudley wrote:
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It's over in SECONDS and you can be there in line for HOURS for it.

This a happy Shin it does not make


That's Oblivion, not Nemesis.


That's Myoptika in bed. Except for the bit about the line.

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Runcle
 Post subject: Re: Alton Tower closes Corkscrew
PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 14:59 
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Who is this Ultimate hooker you speak of?


shes got two big peaks and loads of curves, shes getting on a bit though and her movements a bit wooden these days.
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myp
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 15:01 
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And that Grim... never waits for hours.

"JEEVES, FETCH ME MYOPTIKA."

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Shin
 Post subject: Re: Alton Tower closes Corkscrew
PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 15:20 
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DMP is so much better, the rides actually scare me there!

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Just two of my favourites. DMP is the best!


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Plissken
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Runcle wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
Who is this Ultimate hooker you speak of?


shes got two big peaks and loads of curves, shes getting on a bit though and her movements a bit wooden these days.


428 bananas.

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Dudley
 Post subject: Re: Alton Tower closes Corkscrew
PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 15:26 

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Shin wrote:
DMP is so much better, the rides actually scare me there!

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Just two of my favourites. DMP is the best!



Advanced Notice : You're coming to Thorpe Park next year. It's got scarier versions of both those 2.
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Shin
 Post subject: Re: Alton Tower closes Corkscrew
PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 15:30 
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Dudley wrote:

Advanced Notice : You're coming to Thorpe Park next year. It's got scarier versions of both those 2.


Has it?! I'm am ready now! You should come with us to the Thorpe Park fright week thing for halloween! It's gonna be awesome! COASTERS IN THE DARK AND ZOMBIES! And me as a pirate, yargh!

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Dudley
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 15:35 

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Shin wrote:
Dudley wrote:

Advanced Notice : You're coming to Thorpe Park next year. It's got scarier versions of both those 2.


Has it?! I'm am ready now! You should come with us to the Thorpe Park fright week thing for halloween! It's gonna be awesome! COASTERS IN THE DARK AND ZOMBIES! And me as a pirate, yargh!


http://www.thorpepark.com/rides-detonator.php

http://www.thorpepark.com/rides-slammer.php
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Shin
 Post subject: Re: Alton Tower closes Corkscrew
PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 15:41 
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Dudley
 Post subject: Re: Alton Tower closes Corkscrew
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Slammer scares the living shit out of me, not just because they had to close it with us next in the queue.
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Grim...
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 16:56 
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And that Grim... never waits for hours.

You have first hand experience of this not being true.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 17:03 
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myoptika wrote:
And that Grim... never waits for hours.

You have first hand experience of this not being true.


They don't know you who you are in the Norf, yer Lordship.

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