Woman fined £150 for being greedy

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25597

I had some toasted crumpets for tea - om nom nom!

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Thu Oct 02, 2008 19:18

devilman wrote:

I blame you all...

(it was nicer than it looks.. honest)

I'm sorry someone spunked on your roadkill, Devilman.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Oct 02, 2008 19:40

I braved cheese and beans in the sandwhich toaster.

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Thu Oct 02, 2008 19:46

You crazy mentalist!

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Oct 02, 2008 20:05

I was all set to order in something horrifically bad for me, but the missus has gone and bought some salmon and veggies and cous cous, and is making me a healthy, tasty dinner.

The fiend!

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10080

Fucking hell. I know what I'm doing next time I visit my sister (in Barry (nr Cardiff)). Bring on the first weekend of December!

I've had goat's cheese and red pepper stuffed (fresh) pasta with a home-made fresh tomato sauce. It was verr nice, if completely devoid of meaty meats and fat. I didn't even have to cook it!

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

I got paid by cheque instead of by bank transfer, rendering the two forms and phone call about my bank details something of a curiosity.

Sausage and chips for dinner until tuesday, then!

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

I had toast and Pate my parents brought back from France.

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Oct 02, 2008 21:43

I imagine the toast had gone pretty cold.

Malc · **Posted:** Thu Oct 02, 2008 21:44

French Toast?

Malc

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

A white hole?

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Oct 02, 2008 21:46

Dudley wrote:

I had toast and Pate my parents brought back from France.

I can only eat Pate if I'm drinking red wine with it.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Dudley wrote:

I had toast and Pate my parents brought back from France.

I can only eat Pate if I'm drinking red wine with it.

Man that sounds rude.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Dudley wrote:

I had toast and Pate my parents brought back from France.

I can only eat Pate if I'm drinking red wine with it.

I also have red wine.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Oct 02, 2008 22:03

ComicalGnomes wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Dudley wrote:

I had toast and Pate my parents brought back from France.

I can only eat Pate if I'm drinking red wine with it.

Man that sounds rude.

I said Pate not Pete!

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Oct 02, 2008 22:04

Dudley wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Dudley wrote:

I had toast and Pate my parents brought back from France.

I can only eat Pate if I'm drinking red wine with it.

I also have red wine.

*digs harder to find your address*

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

devilman wrote:

(it was nicer than it looks.. honest)

Looks like you got abit excited when it arrived.

<gay daleks>
OOOOHHHHH WHITE WEE WEE, WHITE WEE WEE. OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
</gay daleks>

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Mimi wrote:

I had some toasted crumpets for tea - om nom nom!

OUTED!

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Oct 02, 2008 22:44

Joans wrote:

A white hole?

So what is it?

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:14

I've never seen one before- no one has, but I'm guessing it's a white hole.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:49

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the universe: a white hole returns it.

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:10

What is it?

myp · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:17

Only joking!

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:31

MetalAngel wrote:

What is it?

It's the space left on your plate after eating some food. Unless of course you have fancy patterned crockery - then it's a Willow Pattern Hole, or a William Morris patterned hole, etc

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:20

What is it??

myp · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:27

Don't make me lock this thread again.

GazChap · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:41

This thread is like that film with Bill Murray in it.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6518

Caddyshack?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25597

The Life Aquatic?

myp · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:51

Ghostbusters?

Scarysheep3000 · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:53

Is it Ghostbusters 2?

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Charlie's Angels?

myp · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:03

Lost in Translation?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25597

The Man Who Knew Too Little

myp · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:23

Garfield?

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:38

The repetition in this thread surely means it's Groundhog Day.

I win the internet, again.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

MetalAngel wrote:

I win the internet, again.

You fail at implied humour, more like. Bloody Americans.

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:43

You're just angry that I've won the internet, though I concede you created it.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Just because you deleted the post, doesn't mean we didn't see it and don't mock you for it.

GazChap · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:20

The repetition in this thread surely means it's Groundhog Day.

I win the internet, again.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:06

[HER:] They say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out until we grow
[HIM:] Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and baby I got you

Shin · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:08

Mmmmm Garlic Mayo!

Me and Gaz went to the chippy last night, damn you all for making us!hehe.

I had a 'baby fish' and chips and he had a massive sausage and chips.

ultrabrilliant · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:12

I drunkenly bought a 'garlic mayo burger' from a mobile slop merchant and even through the bleary, boozy haze I could still tell it was disgusting.

Still ate it though.

Then made a Wensleydale sandwich when I got home.

God, I eat some weird stuff when I'm blotto.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Shin wrote:

I had a 'baby fish'
he had a massive sausage

Sounds like a good night *snicker*.

Shin · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:24

Ugh! Any cheese except mild cheddar is evil, yuck-pooey!

Duds- :DD

it was truly a big'un

ultrabrilliant · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:26

Brie is best. I had an omelette in America that came with a thick, squidgy slice of the stuff melted on top. Disgusting, yet oh-so-tasty.

Cheese!

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6518

Shin wrote:

Ugh! Any cheese except mild cheddar is evil, yuck-pooey!

Begone, foul cheese denier! Sully not this forum with your blasphemy and wrongness! For cheese is surely the gift of God to Man, a paragon of tastyness and an example to be held up for all other foods to aspire to!

Seriously, you are sooo wrong. Cheese is ace.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:28

The missus likes brie. I have now contributed to this thread, my work is done. *flooshes off*

Shin · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:28

Last time I had a cheese than Mild Cheddar I was violently sick. My neighbour had Stilton on a steak and gave me some saying, 'You'll like it Kat, it's nummy' HE LIED!

Squirt-I LOVE Mild cheddar, just not other cheeses

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:33

I can't understand why most baguette shops in the UK have to make a ham, brie and mustard baguette up as some weirdo special order... they're EVERYWHERE in France as STANDARD. All shops here want to do is brie and grape, ffs.

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