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The Duggars announce that baby number 18 is on it's way!

What do you guys think of this?

This is pretty much how I feel about it:


It's not so much that I think it is wrong, I just do not understand the motivation behind it. They use the older kids to look after the younger ones - pairing them up, because obviously there is no way that you could care for all of those children at once. s this fair on the older kids? They are also all home schooled, older children teaching younger ones.

It's so you can employ them all in your pub and make sure that you've locked up before it even opens.

My god, Mr Duggar must have to pack her with playdough before he tries to stick it in.

They're fucking insane and he needs it cutting off. That is all.

Imagine the benefits they must be getting.

It'd have to be a council mansion, ffs.

There was a thread last week about getting angry. Now I am angry. That is all.

Maybe they can pound you to death with fishcakes in an 18 vs Myoptika death match when you repeatedly tell them that they live somewhere that they don't?

I bet it's hanging like a balloon neck by now.

Eh?

Like a wizard's sleeve.

Indeed. Please see earlier comment re playdough which did not get the reaction I had hoped for.

I've been looking to see what benefits they might be getting but can't find any info. Look at the house in the first link - it is nothing short of amazing.

Erm. Inner...um...ladybits....um...descending....uh....um.

Nah, they look like the majority of them were clones, or some sort of Airfix kit.

Bad Shin! AUTUMNholes!

If it helps I did burst out laughing.

They're all religious nutters too, so the answer here is quite obvious. They're breeding an identi-cult.

It's because your fat fingers typed 'paydough'.

The fact that they've turned their apparently boundless quest for crotch-spawn into a WEBSITE amazes me.

And a book.

AND A TELEVISION SHOW.

Fucking hell, America.

Looking forward to Autumnout 3?

I just had my paycheque and was distracted. Shh.

They live in Arkansas, which I doubt has the most generous welfare system in the world.

Did you see the kids names?

Joshua, Jana, John-David , Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, Jennifer.

That's just plain silly.

Not really. More looking forward to Autumn's Autumn.

If you don't get the joke right first time, you get no kudos from me.

JINGER?! That's a game with wooden rectangles, isn't it

Wait, Jinger?


Wat?

Jt jakes jerfect jense jo je.

Descending? Actually, don't tell me, I do not want to know.

Someone had a typo in their copy of the bible?

But I bet your subconscious mind is working overtime trying to figure it out.

So, if 18 is too many, what is a good limit for a maximum? 10? 5? 2? 0?

Malc

As many as you can fit in a car on your way to the funfair.

2. We should not be increasing the population size anyway, so replacement level is as much as people should be allowed.

Of course capitalism says "Oi! No! We need growth!", but there we are.

My Five year old's friend is prone to prolapse. Imagine how scary that must be, experiencing that at 5 years old!

Malc

And how would you enforce that limit?

Malc

Never has the phrase "Jesus Fucking Christ" seemed more appropriate.

Everyone would be chemically sterilised, and would have to apply for a parenting licence in order to have a child. This way you not only restrict the numbers, but you can also prevent potentially shit parents from having children.

Copyright on this idea is Craster's, obviously. Or so he claims.

No - I can kind of think what you mean, but... Ack... If the inner if the vagina ends up on the outside somehow - well, how? It must be 'attached' to something up there! I mean, I know that some people say women get 'looser' after childbirth... Hold on! No - I remember - I saw on TV once, a woman went to the doctor and said she could 'see' something 'hanging down' when she looked between her legs - I was looking away but Craig shouted 'argh', and may actually have covered my eyes Still, I don't quite understand, but probably for the best.

At five, Malc? No, I have no idea So it's not as a result of childbirth, then? Crikey.

Ah, maybe I am confused. I thought prolapse was just an anus thing, didn't realise you could have vaginal prolapse.

Sebastian's friend is a boy.

Malc

Meems, with safesearch off, google image search for "vaginal prolapse".

Your only problem would then be who gets to be on the judging panel for who is allowed to have children.

Me and Craster. Job done.

Of course there should. Using a gun or driving a car pales into insignificance compared to the potential capacity for damage to society of bringing in children to this world and failing to bring them up well. Of course, it's technically impossible to actually stop people breeding in a temporary fashion.