Be Excellent To Each Other

It's cheaper than implants, I guess.

Nice pearl necklace there Perkies.

From the 2007 'Lisa Simpson' Collection.

EDIT: Snipped while I find a better picture

Why do you have a baby's head tucked under your chin?

You've seen manga right?

Dudders did mine, and I don't have any...

I mean the picture he made of me doesn't have any!

I was trying to avoid possible vengence at the time

Me doing one of you with a big...?

nose?

I'm slightly insulted that's where you went to first!

I had a look at your facebook pictures and made a boobular Jazzy G:

Acually, I just looked back at Dudley's Jazz G.

isn't it funny just how differently we see people. Here's Dudleys:

I think we need the photo for comparison of boobularity.

It is, without a doubt, Willem Defoe.

I didn't use the facebook icon, I used a different photo as the icon was too small for me to see properly.

You can't expect a jubologist to do their work without the source material, now can you?

I was going almost entirely from the profile pic, which to be fair does have some boobage.

No, I know what I meant, Shin. The correct term is indeed "jubologist": from "jubblies" (itself from the term "lovely jubblies") and "ornithologist" (meaning one who studies Great Tits).

Haha, you should know better than to try and correct a lawyer!

I'd like to think there is a huge schism between jubologists and jugologists, a bit like astrologers and astronomers, each having their own opposing view of boobies, endlessly arguing the pros and cons of any particular set of norks. Which side is correct? The only way to find out is to create the perfect set of tits, exactly recreating the bosom conditions that existed a fraction of a second after the Big Bang.

Lovely jubblies.

Lovely jugglies.

Nope. there's a clear winnar.

You have lovely norks Shin.

(Is that alright?)

Right, we're going to have to take Shin out on the town, walk up to people and say "So what would you call these?"

"Do these look like the breasts of a 43 year old woman?"
"No. No they don't, Miss. Wyss. They're quite impressive, bordering on spectacular. We have to go now."

While the 'b' is indeed double in jubblies, it is not in the contracted form, 'jubs'. This should be made clear.

Of course, Jubologists take a scientific approach based on empirical evidence and measurement.

Whereas the Jugologists will base their decisions on which way the nipples are pointing or where the boobs are in relation to the other boobs and whether there is an A Cup rising in the House of Fraser.

Brilliant, aren't they.

I am not sure where I fall, normally I would prefer the scientific method, but this time...? How much of the scientific approach is based on hands analysis?

I'd like to think I have a good grasp of both, if I'm honest.

This is the basic technique, yes. There are nuances you can build in after you've mastered that, though.

I think one of the most important things when carrying out any sort of analysis is to make sure your sample set is not too limited in size.

Actually looking in the mirror, I'm not sure I look anything like that now. Hmm.

Time for a quick non-smiling MySpace-esque pic to redeem myself and show I'm not 14. Also not as cute.