Should the man offer to pay for a meal on a date?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Have you actually made all those posts, RG, or is it an 'in joke'?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Mimi wrote:

Have you actually made all those posts, RG, or is it an 'in joke'?

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Scarysheep3000 · **Posted:** Fri Sep 26, 2008 14:56

I done paid and it done gone well.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Will the lady in question be dining with you again?

Glad it went well, ScarySheep!

Shin · **Posted:** Fri Sep 26, 2008 15:04

Scarysheep3000 wrote:

I done paid and it done gone well.

Good for you!!

So when you going out again

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

Girls. Always pestering for details.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Does "gone well" mean fourth or fifth base?

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Sep 26, 2008 15:27

Lave wrote:

Girls. Always pestering for details.

where 'details' = 'juicy gossip'

Shin · **Posted:** Fri Sep 26, 2008 15:32

I'm not into all that girlie crap usually, it's just nice to hear someone's date went well....okay and I'm nosey

LaceSensor · **Joined:** 2nd Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 3137

seeing as the original question was should the gentleman *offer* then the answer from me is a definite YES. Whether there is a counter offer to go halves, thats up to the individual to accept and should be judged on an ad hoc basis.

Personally, I'm a big beleiver in chivalry and I love treating my gf still, much like I did on our first date. Thats not to say she doesnt chip in or that we take turns, but if I were to account for everything I'd say I pay more, for various reasons of course, but chivalry included.

Scarysheep3000 · **Posted:** Fri Sep 26, 2008 15:43

Yeps, will be seeing her again, not sure when yet as we're both genuinely quite busy. Seems to be going well!

And "gone well" is just "first base"... I am a gentleman. :hat:

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Yes but you're doing the run backwards

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Sep 26, 2008 16:48

What is "first base" now, though? Is it still snogging?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I thought it was holding hands or something. Knowing kids these days it's probably anal.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Sep 26, 2008 16:50

It was getting a joint account for me.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Sep 26, 2008 16:51

My little brother has text(ed?) me the bases as he knows them:
1st: Kissing
2nd: Feeling boobs / willies / fannies
3rd: Oral
4th: Sex

5th is still anal, I presume.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

What about ATM, then? 6th?

DP at somewhere higher.

Pegging* even higher still.

I reckon we could get up to tenth base at least.

*Google. Gooooooogle.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Sep 26, 2008 16:55

Grim... wrote:

5th is still anal, I presume.

Sensual Rimming. Well that's what MrDave said.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Sep 26, 2008 16:57

That's just oral nowadays, shirley?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Grim... wrote:

That's just oral nowadays, shirley?

Ask Mrs Grim...

I suspect the answer is somewhere other than "yes", though, isn't it?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Sep 26, 2008 16:58

Grim... wrote:

That's just oral nowadays, shirley?

If you let your tongue slip.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I thought second was titties and third was getting your hand in their pants? I don't think oral is a base.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Depends - are we playing baseballs or roundhers?

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Sep 26, 2008 17:01

Mr Chris wrote:

I reckon we could get up to tenth base at least.

No wonder we don't play baseball over here - we'd run out of players to fill the bases.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Sep 26, 2008 17:01

Craster wrote:

I thought second was titties and third was getting your hand in their pants? I don't think oral is a base.

I do believe that's the old system. It's been revised.

Malc · **Posted:** Fri Sep 26, 2008 17:11

I would have thought most people would have oral sex after vaginal sex?

Malc

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Sep 26, 2008 17:12

Straight after?

Dirty boy!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:

I would have thought most people would have oral sex after vaginal sex?

Only if you were asked to clear up after yourself. And it's not a very effective form of contraception, I might add.

EDIT - DAMN YOU ZARDOZ.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Sep 26, 2008 17:14

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Sep 26, 2008 17:15

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:

I would have thought most people would have oral sex after vaginal sex?

Malc

Always been sex last for me, I think.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:

I would have thought most people would have oral sex after vaginal sex?

Malc

Oral sex should come before penetrative sex almost as a matter of course, certainly when the recipient is a woman.

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Sep 26, 2008 20:01

sinister agent wrote:

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:

I would have thought most people would have oral sex after vaginal sex?

Malc

Oral sex should come before penetrative sex almost as a matter of course, certainly when the recipient is a woman.

And both should definitely come after the meal to avoid being thrown out of the restaurant.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

devilman wrote:

sinister agent wrote:

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:

I would have thought most people would have oral sex after vaginal sex?

Malc

Oral sex should come before penetrative sex almost as a matter of course, certainly when the recipient is a woman.

And both should definitely come after the meal to avoid being thrown out of the restaurant.

Well obviously. You don't get the bill until after the meal, silly.

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Sep 26, 2008 21:45

Mr Chris wrote:

Pegging*

Thank you Wikipedia. :spew:

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Grim... wrote:

My little brother has text(ed?) me the bases as he knows them:
1st: Kissing
2nd: Feeling boobs / willies / fannies
3rd: Oral
4th: Sex

5th is still anal, I presume.

Random internets reckons:

first base = kissing,
second base = kissing and touching over clothes,
third base = kissing and touching under clothes,
home = sex

Stupid americans. USE YOUR WORDS.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

But that analogy produced this:

Quote:

OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here. Two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth. There's the windup, and there it is. A line shot up the middle, look at him go. This boy can really fly. He's rounding first and really turning it on now. He's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for second. The ball is bobbled out in the center. And here's the throw and what a throw. He's gonna slide in head first. Here he comes, he's out. No, wait, safe, safe at second base. This kid really makes things happen out there. Batter steps up to the plate. Here's the pitch, he's going. And what a jump he's got. He's trying for third. Here's the throw. It's in the dirt, safe at third. Holy cow, stolen base. He's taking a pretty big lead out there. Almost daring them to try and pick him off. The pitcher glances over, winds up and it's bunted. Bunted down the third-base line. The suicide squeeze is on. Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close. Here's the throw, here's the play at the plate. Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!

Stop right there!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Kern wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Pegging*

Thank you Wikipedia. :spew:

Prude.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Mr Chris wrote:

Kern wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Pegging*

Thank you Wikipedia. :spew:

Prude.

Quite. I'd not heard of that term before, and was looking forward to finding out. And the reaction was "oh. Is that all?". I didn't even realise there was a specialised term for that, it's so unremarkable. I mean, honestly, what do people think the internet is for?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

That term's thanks to Dan Savage, I think, the chap who brought us Santorum.

Also - what do people think God gave us orifices for, exactly?

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Sep 27, 2008 12:38

Craster wrote:

But that analogy produced this:

Quote:

OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here. Two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth. There's the windup, and there it is. A line shot up the middle, look at him go. This boy can really fly. He's rounding first and really turning it on now. He's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for second. The ball is bobbled out in the center. And here's the throw and what a throw. He's gonna slide in head first. Here he comes, he's out. No, wait, safe, safe at second base. This kid really makes things happen out there. Batter steps up to the plate. Here's the pitch, he's going. And what a jump he's got. He's trying for third. Here's the throw. It's in the dirt, safe at third. Holy cow, stolen base. He's taking a pretty big lead out there. Almost daring them to try and pick him off. The pitcher glances over, winds up and it's bunted. Bunted down the third-base line. The suicide squeeze is on. Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close. Here's the throw, here's the play at the plate. Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!

Stop right there!

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