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Author: | Runcle [ Thu Sep 25, 2008 16:34 ] |
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my favourite is 'foof' |
Author: | metalangel [ Thu Sep 25, 2008 16:39 ] |
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A work colleague refers to hers as her 'mini'. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Thu Sep 25, 2008 16:48 ] |
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Fur Burger. |
Author: | Cras [ Thu Sep 25, 2008 16:52 ] |
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Fun Tunnel |
Author: | Steve [ Thu Sep 25, 2008 17:02 ] |
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Wizard's sleeve. |
Author: | Tmuk [ Thu Sep 25, 2008 17:10 ] |
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Steve wrote: Wizard's sleeve. Or Butler's cuff for the opposite. |
Author: | Steve [ Thu Sep 25, 2008 17:13 ] |
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Must be the women I've been out with. |
Author: | sinister agent [ Thu Sep 25, 2008 18:30 ] |
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Conversational - faff. Recreational - cunt. THESE ARE THE TERMS. |
Author: | MrChris [ Thu Sep 25, 2008 21:34 ] |
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sinister agent wrote: Conversational - faff. Recreational - cunt. THESE ARE THE TERMS. And yet you find porn amusingly contrived. "Oooh, you have such a lovely cunt" Bleurgh. Still, could be worse. You could call it a "hoo hoo" or "Lotus garden"* *Looking at you, Courtney Love. |
Author: | Goddess Jasmine [ Thu Sep 25, 2008 23:31 ] |
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MetalAngel wrote: A work colleague refers to hers as her 'mini'. I read that as mimi. |
Author: | Hugh [ Thu Sep 25, 2008 23:37 ] |
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Mimsie. |
Author: | sinister agent [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 0:51 ] |
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Mr Chris wrote: sinister agent wrote: Conversational - faff. Recreational - cunt. THESE ARE THE TERMS. And yet you find porn amusingly contrived. "Oooh, you have such a lovely cunt" Bleurgh. As if I would say something so bland. Honestly. Besides, 'pussy' is what they say in porn 99% of the time. "dat pusseeee, yeayah baybeeee lookit dat pusseee", typically. |
Author: | Ian Osborne [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:10 ] |
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Goddess Jasmine wrote: MetalAngel wrote: A work colleague refers to hers as her 'mini'. I read that as mimi. And I did. Sorry Meems - here's a monkey to make up for it.... |
Author: | MrChris [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:11 ] |
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sinister agent wrote: Mr Chris wrote: sinister agent wrote: Conversational - faff. Recreational - cunt. THESE ARE THE TERMS. And yet you find porn amusingly contrived. "Oooh, you have such a lovely cunt" Bleurgh. As if I would say something so bland. Honestly. Heh. Anyway, I just can't use any ladybit-related word in bed without giggling. Hmm, so, what *would* you say then, just out of interest? Give us a particularly fruity example from your repertoire of pillow talk. Quote: Besides, 'pussy' is what they say in porn 99% of the time. "dat pusseeee, yeayah baybeeee lookit dat pusseee", typically. I feel a survey coming on! To the pron machine! |
Author: | myp [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:12 ] |
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Except in German porn, where they talk about Herr Kunt. |
Author: | JamesOff [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:12 ] |
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Mr Chris wrote: I feel a survey coming on! An extended research session, perhaps? |
Author: | Shin [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:14 ] |
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I hate the word 'slit' for it. It makes me think of a letter opened and I cringe >.< Pussy is the safest word and it sounds nice, if somewhat pornographic. |
Author: | Malc [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:11 ] |
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what's wrong with using the word vagina and/or clitorus? Malc |
Author: | Shin [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:18 ] |
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Hate the word Vagina, it sounds horrible. |
Author: | Grim... [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 16:50 ] |
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Is that like Toys'r'us? Because they are both deeply unsexy words. |
Author: | devilman [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 16:52 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Is that like Toys'r'us? At least they have a locator on their website. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 17:01 ] |
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Axe wound. |
Author: | MrChris [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 17:01 ] |
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*Bearded* axe wound. Soggy kebab. Beef curtains etc. |
Author: | Grim... [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 17:02 ] |
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Grim... wrote: The Old Axe Wound Repetition, Z! |
Author: | devilman [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 17:03 ] |
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Mr Chris wrote: *Bearded* axe wound. My brother and his mates used 'sweaty' instead. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 17:04 ] |
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Vertical Bacon Sandwich. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 17:05 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Grim... wrote: The Old Axe Wound Repetition, Z! Sorry Chap. I'll submit: Gut Locker. |
Author: | Sir John Falstaff [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 17:07 ] |
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Quim |
Author: | Cras [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 17:07 ] |
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Cock Socket. |
Author: | Sir John Falstaff [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 17:07 ] |
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Grimsby Harbour |
Author: | Tmuk [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 17:09 ] |
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Butcher's Dustbin |
Author: | Grim... [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 17:21 ] |
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Sir John Falstaff wrote: Quim I love saying quim, it's an awesome word. |
Author: | Sir John Falstaff [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 17:29 ] |
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Cup of Plenty |
Author: | Tmuk [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 17:38 ] |
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I came across (o-ho!) a porno mag from the 80's, and they seemed quite keen on calling them 'cunnys' in there. |
Author: | Malc [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 19:01 ] |
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Tmuk wrote: I came across (o-ho!) a porno mag from the 80's, and they seemed quite keen on calling them 'cunnys' in there. From the original latin... Malc |
Author: | sinister agent [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 19:33 ] |
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Mr Chris wrote: sinister agent wrote: Mr Chris wrote: sinister agent wrote: Conversational - faff. Recreational - cunt. THESE ARE THE TERMS. And yet you find porn amusingly contrived. "Oooh, you have such a lovely cunt" Bleurgh. As if I would say something so bland. Honestly. Heh. Anyway, I just can't use any ladybit-related word in bed without giggling. Hmm, so, what *would* you say then, just out of interest? Give us a particularly fruity example from your repertoire of pillow talk. "Just leave it on the table, Ms. Bruni." Actually I tend to avoid using them as well to be honest, but then I tend to talk about other things like what we're doing and what we will do, and how much fun we're having and how it all feels, rather then describe people's body parts to them. It seems a little redundant. But I'd still say 'cunt' as a rule, unless it was just pillow talk, when it'd vary depending on the mood. Never 'pussy' though. It's a thoroughly rubbish, weak, lame and cringeworthy word all round. |
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