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DBSnappa
 Post subject: Re: Things which you have accidentaly witnessed and which
PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:47 
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I saw a woman having a piss behind a Transit van earlier today. Birmingham is classy.

Down here in the South they go behind Sprinters.

Paula Radcliffe?

Denise Lewis surely? Radcliffe is NOT a sprinter.

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Dudley
 Post subject: Re: Things which you have accidentaly witnessed and which
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DBSnappa wrote:
GazChap wrote:
JamesOff wrote:
myoptika wrote:
I saw a woman having a piss behind a Transit van earlier today. Birmingham is classy.

Down here in the South they go behind Sprinters.

Paula Radcliffe?

Denise Lewis surely? Radcliffe is NOT a sprinter.


I believe you've missed the toilet based gag there.
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DBSnappa
 Post subject: Re: Things which you have accidentaly witnessed and which
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I used to live in the West End and my front door opened directly onto the street - it was Hanway Place, a quiet side street just behind the corner of Oxford St and TCR. One Saturday morning I left the flat to trip over a guy having a shit on my doorstep.

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DBSnappa
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Dudley wrote:
DBSnappa wrote:
GazChap wrote:
JamesOff wrote:
myoptika wrote:
I saw a woman having a piss behind a Transit van earlier today. Birmingham is classy.

Down here in the South they go behind Sprinters.

Paula Radcliffe?

Denise Lewis surely? Radcliffe is NOT a sprinter.


I believe you've missed the toilet based gag there.


Only if I was aware of Radcliffe going for a pee during a race. Anyway, it was pretty tenuous.

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I know I'm always banging on about my flatmates, but one of them walked into my room with a cup of tea while I was having a wank (nearing completion, too). He always knocks before entering, but not this time. I recoiled back into bed, pulling the duvet up and shouting obscenities while he bumbled about in a panic, trying to find an available surface to put the tea down on. I don't think he actually saw anything, but I'm sure it was as traumatic for him as it was for me.


Did you finish after your cuppa?

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Tmuk
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No, it was completely ruined. At least I had a cup of tea to calm my nerves.
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Dudley
 Post subject: Re: Things which you have accidentaly witnessed and which
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DBSnappa wrote:
Dudley wrote:
DBSnappa wrote:
GazChap wrote:
JamesOff wrote:
myoptika wrote:
I saw a woman having a piss behind a Transit van earlier today. Birmingham is classy.

Down here in the South they go behind Sprinters.

Paula Radcliffe?

Denise Lewis surely? Radcliffe is NOT a sprinter.


I believe you've missed the toilet based gag there.


Only if I was aware of Radcliffe going for a pee during a race. Anyway, it was pretty tenuous.


Think 1 number higher.
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Tmuk
 Post subject: Re: Things which you have accidentaly witnessed and which
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Open to interpretation really. I'd like to think it was a runny shit, but it could just as easily have been a piss. I love the way the cameraman zooms in for a close up.
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Sir Taxalot
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Dudley wrote:
DBSnappa wrote:
Dudley wrote:
DBSnappa wrote:
GazChap wrote:
JamesOff wrote:
myoptika wrote:
I saw a woman having a piss behind a Transit van earlier today. Birmingham is classy.

Down here in the South they go behind Sprinters.

Paula Radcliffe?

Denise Lewis surely? Radcliffe is NOT a sprinter.


I believe you've missed the toilet based gag there.


Only if I was aware of Radcliffe going for a pee during a race. Anyway, it was pretty tenuous.


Think 1 number higher.


I thought it was a stereotype-like joke about having Mercedes vans down here because those NOTHERN MONKEYS can only afford Transits and in the south everyone has LOADSA DOSH.

I thought it was quite funny.

I will post some of the things I was shown (internet video clips) later, I don't really want to type about them at work. Some of it was pretty gross.

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