Be Excellent To Each Other

I'm younger than LewieP.

23. Hooray.

I feel I am in good company, but who is our fourth member?

Considering the limited sample size, it's settling into a pretty normal distribution very quickly.

No 27 year olds yet though (A month and a halfs time, and I'll sort out that problem)

17. Am I the youngest here?

I'm 42, do I get a prize for not dying yet? Having said that I feel mid 20s and look like a 15 year-old who's really let himself go, so that's alright then.

Word, yo.


In three months or so... me. But you'll be 31, and a year closer to wearing cardigans.

25 here. Nothing to show for my life, mind...

29. Too close to 30 for comfort, though.

That's a good enough reason for me, consider it done.

Another December birthday here. We are the greatest, it is true.

Being born in August is awesome because it's the school summer holidays, which means I never had to have an awful, half-baked 'school day' birthday ever.

22, although I'm sure my gaming tastes put me at 45, easily.

I look like someone's chubby 16-year-old sister.

We are the Agency. We are as old as fear.

I'm 34. Which is worryingly towards the upper end of the age range by the looks of things. Where's me Werthers?

Well are all old farts aren't we then. Well old farts to be runnin around in computer games.

26 is I.

Rounds to 30. I don't like that.

My railcard says that I am 23, and I am sticking to that.

I'm 38.

However - My hair is 47, my feet are 62 and my face (sans chin beard) is 12.

If that isn't an invitation, I don't know what is! *attaches third leg - starts paddling*

I'm part of the 26 brigade who are currently 3rd. GO TWENTY-SIXERS!

In our prime, is the phrase you're looking for old chap. Would you like one of my Werthers?

Strongly agree.

Only just 26 here. Yes, that's right, you all forgot my birthday.

Interesting to note that the majority of the people here would have been in their teens during the mid-90's; I suppose that's our Amiga Power heritage showing through.

I may have been young at the time, but I played the hell out of our A1200. I have childhood memories of playing Guardian: Game of Kings, Lemmings, Pinball Dreams/Fantasies, Cannon Fodder, James Pond, Kings Quest and Zool...

My birthday was usually on the very last day of school unless it fell on a week day or Monday, which was actually wonderful, because people at school would often get me gifts, and we were at a ready-meeting spot for a couple of hours where we'd mooch around and the teacher would play hangman with us on the board, or something, and then the end of the day was at 11am* so we'd spend the rest of the day together in a joyous mood because it was the Christmas holidays

*Our school always finished at 11am at the end of term as each school would finish at a different time so that the kids weren't all ending at the same time which had led to fights between all of teh local schools in years previous to me being at school.

Also, someone at poker yesterday knew my non-railcard age through some hocus pocus How distressing.

This is what I was counting on. Yes, it's all coming together quite nicely.

You forgot to add the 'mwah ha ha ha ha ha' at the end there

(PS, I voted for my actual, depressing, age)

Only for you, Kalmar

If you mean me, it was only because of what Craig said. I assume he knows your non-railcard age.

When I get old, I hope I go bald on top. Then I'll grow the bits round the side and spike them out. It would be so awesome.

Hehe, yeah, he knows my real age. I'm 29 (irk) and I'm going to be thirty in December

Tush, Craig, tell the world! (I missed where he said that, actually. I don't know - men!)

Craig is also 29, in case he fibbed

These 2 facts may very well be related imo.

I'm 32 1/4.

I am 16 going on 17.

I am 17, going on 18, and I'll take care of you

I doubt it. People looking young "for their age" is almost certainly to do with their genes mostly, followed by a very small amount attributable to lifestyle and an even smaller amount attributable to potions and lotions.

Wrinkles are 90% caused by UV rays, according to the scientists I worked with at L'Oréal. Moisturisers only play a tiny tiny part in helping prevent wrinkles. The hypocricy of this was amazing.

Oh it's quite a lot to do with lifestyle. Particularly exposure to the weather and/or tanning salons.

I'm not going to argue the toss that your lifestyle will age you, it will, that's obvious. What I was referring to is that there are people who are naturally younger looking and they may not adhere to a particularly good lifestyle, be it smoking, drinking, tanning etc, but it still effects them less because they have the good genetic make up that makes them look young.

Your lifestyle will obviously help you to stay younger looking - I know this. Stop drinking, eat healthy food, drink lots of vegetable juice, get plenty of exercise - you will look ten years younger by the time you're in your mid 30s. However, I was referring more to the annoying people who don't live their lives like this and still look amazing.

*cough* surgery*cough*

I got ID'd buying alcohol in Tesco's the other week (I'm 26) and as I didn't have any, they refused to sell it to me. I look young for my age, but not 17, so I was rather cross. Plus, how many teenagers do you know who buy two bottles of Newcastle Brown along with a microwave meal of an evening? I put it down to the cashier being a spoilsport muslim and stormed off in a huff.

Bad news alert. WHere have you been hiding mang? It's 21 to buy off licence alcohol nowadays.

33. Like Jesus (LOL).

A very neat illustration of smoking as an appetite suppressant

Also, my birthday is 11 Jan. I'm 40 then Just so you don't feel isolated in Jan. All the best people have Jan birthdays, but then I would say that.

Dude, I got ID'd at Asda last week, and I'm *32*. That was for a single bottle of their second-least-expensive champagne as well, hardly the tipple of choice for underage chavs.

Really? That must have passed me by. I hate her fractionally less in that case. I did ask her 'Do I look 17 to you?' and she didn't say anything about a change in the law. I noticed a sign in Somerfield yesterday saying you have to show ID if you appear to be under 25, which seems ridiculous. What next, 'Bring a swab of DNA with you if you intend to purchase alcohol'?