If you like slightly girly romantic fiction, you'll love it. Not everyone here's cup of tea, possibly

Well done to your sister, I hope she gets rich from it You can still find my book on amazon, despite the fact it was never printed

What stopped that, was it Viacom's heavy-handed bullying?

Yeah - I didn't think there were too many heavyweight readers of chick-flick romance around here ( although I have my doubts about Dimrill, to be honest ). However, the fact that anyone manages to get any books published at all is quite an achievement, based on the amount of faff she had to go through to get it out.

I've written a dead good book - no, really, it's ace - but every time I think about having to do a synopsis and write covering letters and send them out into the void I get all shivery and want to cry.

I can't believe she is contemplating another book about Harry Potter.

Well done to Squirt's sister - having a boo published is such an amazing achievement

She is?

Stick it online for us to read, then.

Stick them online for us to read, then.

Um, here's a short story I wrote a few years ago. It might be very rubbish, I dare not read it again. I tend to get red-faced and feel sick and ashamed when I read things I wrote. Except the novel I wrote, which I think is a good sign.

Anyway, a very, very short short story. Story.

http://www.inverty.com/fiction/tick.htm

Um, here's a short story I wrote a few years ago. It might be very rubbish, I dare not read it again. I tend to get red-faced and feel sick and ashamed when I read things I wrote. Except the novel I wrote, which I think is a good sign.

Anyway, a very, very short short story. Story.

http://www.inverty.com/fiction/tick.htm

I like the worst witch. Firstly because the film is ace (and stars not only Fairuza Balk, who is (or at least was) a beautiful talented young actress) but also the amazing Tim Curry and a god awful song, but also because it made me want to go to a magical boarding school when I was about 7 years old, long before Harry Potter was around.

I am going to get a book published. When I write one, that is.

In the meantime, I have some short stories that are kinda fun and I think pretty decent. However, I am not sure what to do to get them published, as most 'getting published' material is for novels/non-fiction (unsurprisingly, since they sell a lot more).

http://www.urbis.com/media/view/101775/chance

If you make it all the way through and want to comment on it, do so here or via PM or something, and not on that site.

This story was, for the record, inspired by Malc (though it does not feature eggs).

Um, here's a short story I wrote a few years ago. It might be very rubbish, I dare not read it again. I tend to get red-faced and feel sick and ashamed when I read things I wrote. Except the novel I wrote, which I think is a good sign.

Anyway, a very, very short short story. Story.

http://www.inverty.com/fiction/tick.htm

The Chance story is equally great. Are there any more?

So, nine years later, I read one of Squirt's sister's books!

It was called "Jam Tomorrow" and it was about a load of people that went for on holiday to a farm for a weekend but ended up stuck there for ages.

It was pretty good! The ending was a bit fluffy and the title made no sense, but I enjoyed it.

Oh, and the formatting was all shitty on the Kindle, new paragraphs starting halfway across the page and shit. But that's probably not all her fault.

There is not. Not even a date

So, nine years later, I read one of Squirt's sister's books!

It was pretty good! The ending was a bit fluffy and the title made no sense, but I enjoyed it.

So, nine years later, I read one of Squirt's sister's books!

It was pretty good! The ending was a bit fluffy and the title made no sense, but I enjoyed it.

Ask her how to pronounce Deri's wife's name next time you see her.