Drunk!

Malc · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:08

Posting Drunk FTW

Malc

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:27

Morning Grim... you old lush!

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Grim... wrote:

Pay me £2 a motnth cunts and I'll make some grumpy observatins abolut modenrn games or yo7u don;t play in my playgropund.

It's my biorthday soon fucks : Buy me something from my wish list, spongers! fuck keep editing forum code all day some uf us have to work for a living

Just in case people don't realise how drunk you were (doubtful, I know), you appear to have added Iron Man to your Amazon wishlist.

Guwuffle · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 158

Grim... wrote:

It's my biorthday soon fucks : Buy me something from my wish list, spongers!

You can have my copy of Polarium if you want, I didn't gel with it at all. I might even throw in some Resolve if you're lucky.

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:59

This is the best thread ever.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

We should have a coordinated "get drunk together" session tonight.

I need a celebratory drink actually.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:13

What are we celebrating Lewie?

JamesOff · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 116

Grim... wrote:

Jesus fucking Crhist,. How much is it to ask to have some OParacetamol in the fukcing drawer?

You shouldn't (apparently) take paracetamol with alcohol for your liver's sake. If you want to take painkillers while beered up, go for ibuprofen

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

Zardoz wrote:

What are we celebrating Lewie?

Hmm...

To find out, you have to wait til I am drunk, and also agree to be drunk too.

Edit: Whoops, I always drink Whiskey and lemsip, and that has paracetamol in it.

Plissken · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:35

Grim... wrote:

OParacetamol

The Irish get all the best drugs.

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:36

Hmm.. I don't think I've been blind drunk since the Christmas party back in 2006 - I've tended to be more sensible about it since then. Mind you, if I did get paralytic, I doubt I'd be able to operate my PC anyway, let alone post messages.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:42

Last session I had when I was very very drunk was January, for my 22nd birthday

being drunk in Ironbridge is fuuuun.

I never take tablets-not even one when drinking, I'm always worried it'll make me really ill.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

JamesOff wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Jesus fucking Crhist,. How much is it to ask to have some OParacetamol in the fukcing drawer?

You shouldn't (apparently) take paracetamol with alcohol for your liver's sake. If you want to take painkillers while beered up, go for ibuprofen

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES TAKE IBUPROFEN ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.

I had a fairly bad hangover a while ago, and rootled around for some pain killers when I woke up in the morning. What was left in the cupboard were the max strength ibuprofen I'd had for my tendonitis/golfer's elbow/tennis elbow period of massive pain after a mammoth drystone-walling session a few months ago. So I duly popped a couple of those and then we all toddled off to Mrs Chris's aunt's place for a party that afternoon.

An hour or so after I'd taken the ibuprofen I was doubled up on the back seat of our car whilst we were heading down the A46 with the most excrutiating pain I've ever experienced - worse than when I had appendicitis. I thought I was going to die. At one point my legs ended up out of the car window I was thrashing around so much in agony. I had no idea what was causing this, which was incredibly scary.

Eventually, after 30 minutes or so, the pain subsides and pure pain-free bliss washed over me. It was wonderful. I have rarely been so glad to be alive as I was at that point.

When we got to the party I had a chat with Mrs Chris's mum (who used to be a nurse), and it turns out this was due to taking ibuprofen on an empty stomach.

WHY DON'T THEY PUT THIS IN BIG WRITING ON THE BOX, THE INCONSIDERATE IDIOTS?

Pure evil.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:48

Shin wrote:

Last session I had when I was very very drunk was January, for my 22nd birthday

being drunk in Ironbridge is fuuuun.

Your blog would appear to offer a differnt story...

Quote:

Seriously, it's a liiiittle freaky how everywhere I seem to go people know me and come and chat to me.... I have NO idea where I know half of them from and this worries me. I went out last night and some woman said, 'Oh that's Kat! I gotta say hell I haven't seen her since that episode in Reflex...' Say WHUT?! There was no episode in Reflex...was there?

Tmuk · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:50

I don't seem to get very, very drunk anymore, just drunk. That's probably because I only drink beer and I have a limited belly capacity (so far...), so I reach a stage where I can't force any more down my neck and that's that for the night.

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10078

Mr Chris wrote:

When we got to the party I had a chat with Mrs Chris's mum (who used to be a nurse), and it turns out this was due to taking ibuprofen on an empty stomach.

WHY DON'T THEY PUT THIS IN BIG WRITING ON THE BOX, THE INCONSIDERATE IDIOTS?

They do say to take with or after food... that said, I take it on an empty stomach fine. I also take paracetamol with beer, and indeed paracetamol, aspirin and ibuprofen all at once, which is apparently lethal. Especially with beer. Which I do.

Guts of iron, me.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:55

Cocodomol and lager...

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

BikNorton wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

When we got to the party I had a chat with Mrs Chris's mum (who used to be a nurse), and it turns out this was due to taking ibuprofen on an empty stomach.

WHY DON'T THEY PUT THIS IN BIG WRITING ON THE BOX, THE INCONSIDERATE IDIOTS?

They do say to take with or after food...

Yeah, in the instruction leaflet, which noone ever reads for any drug ever. I mean the warning should be in MASSIVE LETTERS ON THE FRONT OF THE BOX.

Talking of instruction leaflets in drug boxes - it doesn't matter which end I open a new box at, it's always the end that has the leaflet wrapped over the pill packages. It's really freaking me out, now.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:57

Perhaps the problem is you're opening too many boxes of pills

Kizzy · **Joined:** 17th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 17

Hehe, I logged in here for the first time in ages just to giggle at Grim...'s drunkeness. Hehehehe.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

kalmar wrote:

Perhaps the problem is you're opening too many boxes of pills

But if I were, that should increase the odds of me getting the non-leaflet end. It's bizarre. And slightly terrifying. The laws of probability are apparently singling me out for an anomoly.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Kizzy wrote:

Hehe, I logged in here for the first time in ages just to giggle at Grim...'s drunkeness. Hehehehe.

Hi Kizzy!

How the very devil are you, old bean? How's university life and everything?

Kizzy · **Joined:** 17th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 17

Mr Chris wrote:

Hi Kizzy!

How the very devil are you, old bean? How's university life and everything?

I am fine, university is trundling along - I've finally made it into my last year! How are you sir?

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:01

Mr Chris wrote:

It's bizarre. And slightly terrifying. The laws of probability are apparently singling me out for an anomoly.

It's definitely a Sign. The End Times are surely near.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Kizzy wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Hi Kizzy!

How the very devil are you, old bean? How's university life and everything?

I am fine, university is trundling along - I've finally made it into my last year! How are you sir?

Have you picked a subject to finish there then?

I'm well - Second Born is being adorable, yet not sleeping as much as we would like, so tired but happy, mostly!

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Mr Chris wrote:

Talking of instruction leaflets in drug boxes - it doesn't matter which end I open a new box at, it's always the end that has the leaflet wrapped over the pill packages. It's really freaking me out, now.

I think it's always at the opening of the right side of the box so when you open the flap on the right side with the front of the box facing you it's always there. The majority of people are right handed, I guess, so that makes sense. THOUGH you often tend to be looking at the back of the box when you open them because you are reading the instructions...

Hmmm...

Kizzy · **Joined:** 17th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 17

Mr Chris wrote:

Kizzy wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Hi Kizzy!

How the very devil are you, old bean? How's university life and everything?

I am fine, university is trundling along - I've finally made it into my last year! How are you sir?

Have you picked a subject to finish there then?

I'm well - Second Born is being adorable, yet not sleeping as much as we would like, so tired but happy, mostly!

I only changed subject once! I just thought I'd also retake my first year for a laugh...

Boo for non-sleeping child, but glad you're good otherwise. Can I suggest gin as an aid to sleeping?

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:04

"Remove pill from pack, place in mouth, swallow."

Surely we, as a planet, have not become THAT stupid?

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:05

Mimi wrote:

THOUGH you often tend to be looking at the back of the box when you open them because you are reading the instructions...

Ah, that's explained it then, as Mr Chris never reads the instructions

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:05

Mr Chris wrote:

Yeah, in the instruction leaflet, which noone ever reads for any drug ever.

I always read the instruction leaflet before taking new pills. Always, always, always without fail. If you don't, it's your own fault if you die horribly.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:06

Smack and Bleach.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:06

The Rev Owen wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Yeah, in the instruction leaflet, which noone ever reads for any drug ever.

I always read the instruction leaflet before taking new pills. Always, always, always without fail. If you don't, it's your own fault if you die horribly.

I get about half way through the side effects list and then decide that I'll just put up with whatever it is I thought I wanted the pills for in the first place.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:06

Zardoz wrote:

Smack and Bleach.

What about mr Chris kids?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

No, see - I've tried alternating randomly between which end I open a pack from the first time, and it's still ALWAYS the leaflet end.

Rev Owen - I bet you read manuals, too. Anything the doctor prescribes, it's up to them to tell me anything important. I will stand on this point of principle up to the point when I keel over in pain and/or die horribly.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:08

Morning.
I've just got to work.
I think I might be dead.

Tmuk · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:10

I bought some sleeping pills last weekend, to combat the fucked body clock I seem to develop over the weekend which means I don't get to sleep until about 3am every Monday morning. On the list of side-effects? 'May cause drowsiness'.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:10

MaliA wrote:

Shin wrote:

Last session I had when I was very very drunk was January, for my 22nd birthday

being drunk in Ironbridge is fuuuun.

Your blog would appear to offer a differnt story...

Quote:

Seriously, it's a liiiittle freaky how everywhere I seem to go people know me and come and chat to me.... I have NO idea where I know half of them from and this worries me. I went out last night and some woman said, 'Oh that's Kat! I gotta say hell I haven't seen her since that episode in Reflex...' Say WHUT?! There was no episode in Reflex...was there?

It wasn't me! I swear it! I never go in Reflex, there's someone else out there that looks like me -_-;
I go out, but not on a sesh-on, I just have a coupl of drinks...

EDIT: Morning Grim...bad head?

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:13

Mr Chris wrote:

Rev Owen - I bet you read manuals, too.

Goodness, no. Well, not unless I want to know how to do something. Or if I'm bored in work. Or if I need a big poo before starting a game.

It's just when I'm putting things in my body that could cause me harm, I like to know exactly how to take them and what to look out for when it comes to side effects and stuff.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:14

Grim... wrote:

Morning.
I've just got to work.
I think I might be dead.

About that car you wanted off me.

Do you still want it? I'll drop it down to 200 quid now you're up.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

Last time I got crazy drunk I promised someone from Arenanet I would give Guild Wars a good review if she gave me some free drinks vouchers, and she ended up giving me 8.

Hence this.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:34

LewieP wrote:

Last time I got crazy drunk I promised someone from Arenanet I would give Guild Wars a good review if she gave me some free drinks vouchers, and she ended up giving me 8.

Hence this.

That's ace.

I try not to get very drunk unless it's a birthday or something nowadays because:

A, It's too expensive
B, I end up accidentally breaking things when I get home
C, I find new and wonderully weird people that I give my number to and say 'we'll arrange to go out again!'
D, I go missing for hours on end
E, My liver hurts bad
F, People have camera's nowadays or excellent camera phones...and there's facebook to be scared of.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

The Rev Owen wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Rev Owen - I bet you read manuals, too.

Goodness, no. Well, not unless I want to know how to do something. Or if I'm bored in work. Or if I need a big poo before starting a game.

It's just when I'm putting things in my body that could cause me harm, I like to know exactly how to take them and what to look out for when it comes to side effects and stuff.

If doctors and the front of drugs packets weren't supposed to tell you all that stuff then God wouldn't have invented lawsuits.

Plissken · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:41

Shin wrote:

I try not to get very drunk unless it's a birthday or something nowadays because:

A, It's too expensive

Try Lamvino. £1.99 to get shitfaced in less than an hour.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:58

Plissken wrote:

Shin wrote:

I try not to get very drunk unless it's a birthday or something nowadays because:

A, It's too expensive

Try Lamvino. £1.99 to get shitfaced in less than an hour.

Two quid to get utterly shitfaced. No wonder we have a alcohol problem in this country.

Oh, and it tastes a bit ick too. Still, you get too pissed too quickly to care.

A bit ick? What does it taste of? NETTO! Ace

I like the beer from Lidl, that's quite nice

EDIT: I GOT A TAX REBATE! FUCKING YES! I CAN BUY LOADS OF THESE!lol

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:15

Last time I was blind drunk I ruined a perfectly good xbox controller.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I suspect I may get squiffy tonight, starting with a drink in Paddington station in, ooooh, 3 hours or so.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:28

The sink, My David Bowie CD's (sobs brokenly), the cats sofa/chair thing I bought them and my cupboard so far

I fall over a lot, I think my balance is extremely off when drunk-more so than the normal drunk that is. Normally I just find somewhere and lie down quietly for a little bit

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:29

Shin wrote:

A bit ick? What does it taste of? PETROL! Ace

The pear-flavoured alcoholic fizzy water which IKEA sell is very nice and only £1 a tin. I recommend that.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Also - Ikea's moose sausage. It's not alcoholic, but it is awesomes.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:34

I've never been to ikea-that's quite sad really. I think that's because I don't get on with flat packed stuff as some twat always has my nails/screws/alan keys and I just end up nailing things in with picture hooks, taks and anything else remotely sharp

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