Be Excellent To Each Other

You did it recently, then - all dark with no pool tables? It was quite un-nice when I used to work there.

Took this one on holiday in Luxor last year. I have no idea why tripods should get in cheaper than everyone else.

Ooh, the Bald Faced Stag. Me and a mate wandered in there one night, and my mate ended up playing pool for cash with some obvious regulars. There's six of them. I end up holding the pot (£600!), and so you can gauge the general tone, the one playing shouts at his mate "Get between that facker (me) and the door. If he moves, break 'is fackin' legs".
My friend isn't someone who often makes himself popular with random people of the lary variety. He's a snooker player over and above a pool player, and he's playing tricky little shots the whole way through (tucking the white behind his colours, that sort of thing), and his opponent is getting more and more furious. My mate finally wins, and his opponent is then jumping up and down on the table, smashing the cue into the baise over and over again. We run, money in hand. We run, and run, and run.

I don't live in North London any more.

You fucking what?

We are now accept credit cards.
You have no chance to survive make your time.

Haha, fair enough. Reading your story, I see I mis-judged the place.

I think we went mid-day on a Saturday or something, it was nice and peaceful then.

One of those weirdy alternative medicine shops in Stroud had one of those lists in the window of the syndromes they can fix. Y'know, "erectile dysfunction, hairloss.. etc"

On this list was IIIIIIIIIIIIBS

Man, those are some seriously irritable bowels.

Well, I don't have a typo sign at the mo but there are three signs that amuse me close to where I live.
We have a used car salesman not too far away called Bob Basted, a fishing tackle shop called Kev's Tackle and a chippy called Chish and Fips.

Wasn't that a kids' TV series about some gnomes? I think I had a sticker on my bedrooom door as a small me.

If it was it passed me by, not heard of that one heh

I dunno, but it's my Dad's favourite spoonerism!

Malc

Have you missed the fact that they sell 'CHINEES FOOD'??

It's all posh now. The pool area is an open kitchen restaurant.

Works on contingency?
No!
Money down.

No, no I hadn't. But thanks for checking, Myoptika.