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Turning safesearch off makes me cry.

A man pushing a dog's winky into a woman's chuff :spew:

Naked unborn babies if you enter 'Stuart Campbell'

Putin. Mostly of him.

MaliA continues his reign of awesomeness.

DO NOT, under any circumstances, enter 'Harry Potter'. Whimper.

(Still, at least we're all testing Chrome's porno-mode now)

If 'myoptika' yields porn, then it's time for us to all turn off our computers and throw them against the wall.

Turning safesearch off makes me cry.

Ive found a worse fate than porn when I put my real name into google images, apparently I share the name with the bassist of linking pork.

myoptika wrote:

If 'myoptika' yields porn, then it's time for us to all turn off our computers and throw them against the wall.

No, but it does bring up a picture of Romanista :DD

Naked unborn babies if you enter 'Stuart Campbell'

I put my full name and I just came up with my profile thing on facebook

Author:	ElephantBanjoGnome [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 21:07 ]
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Here's a fun game, which might well get completely ignored, but it's amusing me anyway. It's well known that you stumble upon a load of unsuspecting porn on google image search (safesearch OFF). I wish to investigate just how innocuous the search term has to be for porn to feature on the FIRST page of search results. For example: nice lovely big small All of which return porn on the first page. Not terribly surprising, and so the game is to come up with highly unlikely words (or phases of up to 3 words, say, for funsies), that return porn. My personal best innocuous terms so far: pie cannon

Author:	ElephantBanjoGnome [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 21:15 ]
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'most' 'good'

Author:	Mimi [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 21:16 ]
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Turning safesearch off makes me cry.

Author:	Mr Russell [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 21:16 ]
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- innocent - naive - not porn ...all bring up porn on the first page.

Author:	kalmar [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 21:18 ]
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wholesome

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Author:	kalmar [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 21:21 ]
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So does 'comical'

Author:	MrChris [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 21:36 ]
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Amazingly: "jeff" - gay porn "Bazooka" - hentai "bubbles" - dear god my eyes. "Spanner" - I'm pretty sure she should be using a socket wrench for that.

Author:	Joans [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 21:40 ]
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smooth squad gnome (maybe?) This is harder than it looks (don't even bother). Why did I try bubbles after what you said?

Author:	kalmar [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 21:45 ]
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Hah, 'Mr Chris'

Author:	Joans [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 21:46 ]
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I've already started on a few forum members. It can only be a bad idea.

Author:	MrChris [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 21:57 ]
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"Kalmar" if you're into forklift trucks...

Author:	myp [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 21:59 ]
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If 'myoptika' yields porn, then it's time for us to all turn off our computers and throw them against the wall.

Author:	tossrStu [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 22:00 ]
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OH CHRIST MY EYES Do not, under any circumstances, search for "taught". I'm not fucking kidding. ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! A man pushing a dog's winky into a woman's chuff

Author:	Satsuma [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 22:01 ]
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Strangly 'Anal Fissure' brings up no porn whatsoever. Tch. EDIT: Well, depending on your definition of porn...

Author:	Shin [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 22:19 ]
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JESUS! I have never turned that off before-whoa! Cream Bazooka (some anime woman mauling herself) Doggy Tight Taut and Taught (on Taut there's a guy naked-ugly though) Bend Swollen Vibrant Jewel (Some wenches boobs) Hold Angle (came up with wooden figures displaying sex positions) Pole and Rod Ripe HOOF! (This is a ongoing joke between me and friends as I refer to camel toe as this) Cat (I just typed it okay! I'm not sick it came up with nothing-but there's a fucking EVIL spider on there ) Tool and pipe (didn't come up with anything, although if you type 'pipe' in there's a Hello Kitty exhaust pipe!!) Some of these are obvious choices Okaaaay-spent too long doing that really ^_^* EDIT: Sorry, took me so long to type these that some may be already said

Author:	Shin [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 22:25 ]
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Oh fuck, I didn't read that part too well!!haha. Sorry just saw an excuse to random search buzz words Ignore my post, I'll delete it

Author:	Tippy [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 22:59 ]
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Gratifyingly, "flange" brings up mainly pictures of flanges. As in the metal pipe joining affairs, rather than the more "colourful" meaning several of my friends attribute to it. And also a picture of two fully clothed girls kissing. Which isn't porn. Honest. They've got fabric over all their naughty lady parts. And also a picture of a Doozer from Fraggle Rock. Which would be a very niche porn market.

Author:	tossrStu [ Wed Sep 10, 2008 0:31 ]
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I put in "Dimmers" and got lots of pictures of knobs Having got over my earlier shock of seeing a dog ready to apply its lipstick to, um, the wrong kind of lips, I manned up and put in "Dr Dick Gaywood". I had to fight my way through 3 pages of Gamertag-related images before finally finding some porn (the cover to the film "Homo-Eroticon", fact fans).

Author:	Joans [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 22:23 ]
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I'm not sure you know what innocuous means.

Author:	Joans [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 22:33 ]
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Wait, let me write them all down first.

Author:	Shin [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 22:36 ]
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Author:	Grim... [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 22:36 ]
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"Grim" doesn't bring back anything rude, which is odd.

Author:	sinister agent [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 22:37 ]
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"Chair" First result, no less.

Author:	Kern [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 22:53 ]
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Naked unborn babies if you enter 'Stuart Campbell' Putin. Mostly of him. MaliA continues his reign of awesomeness. DO NOT, under any circumstances, enter 'Harry Potter'. Whimper. (Still, at least we're all testing Chrome's porno-mode now)

Author:	Joans [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 22:54 ]
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Kern

Author:	Shin [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 23:00 ]
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Kern wrote: Naked unborn babies if you enter 'Stuart Campbell' Putin. Mostly of him. MaliA continues his reign of awesomeness. DO NOT, under any circumstances, enter 'Harry Potter'. Whimper. (Still, at least we're all testing Chrome's porno-mode now) UGH! I typed in Harry Potter >.< I type in Severus Snape and nothing happened (so annoyed!) I also typed in Alan Rickman and nothing happened (so annoyed!) EDIT: I typed in twelve and I thought I had porn, it was just a CD title though

Author:	Dimrill [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 23:01 ]
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myoptika wrote: If 'myoptika' yields porn, then it's time for us to all turn off our computers and throw them against the wall. No, but it does bring up a picture of Romanista

Author:	DBSnappa [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 23:39 ]
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Not sure I have the guts to put "Dr Dick Gaywood" in...

Author:	Scarysheep3000 [ Wed Sep 10, 2008 0:34 ]
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Mimi wrote: Turning safesearch off makes me cry. Cripes. Don't do a Google image search for your own name with safesearch off, Mimi... "Scary Sheep" and "3000" produced no porn, thankfully.

Author:	LaceSensor [ Wed Sep 10, 2008 0:36 ]
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Fuck the innocuous routes I go straight to http://www.freeones.com (NSFW)

Author:	Runcle [ Wed Sep 10, 2008 0:40 ]
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unsatisfied brought up a solitary porn picture.

Author:	Runcle [ Wed Sep 10, 2008 0:47 ]
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Ive found a worse fate than porn when I put my real name into google images, apparently I share the name with the bassist of linking pork.

Author:	LaceSensor [ Wed Sep 10, 2008 0:51 ]
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Perhaps more disturbing than even the most German scat porn. This is what you get if you type AIDS Two horrifying (well, three) images.

Author:	Shin [ Wed Sep 10, 2008 0:55 ]
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Runcle wrote: Ive found a worse fate than porn when I put my real name into google images, apparently I share the name with the bassist of linking pork. My friend told me to do this the other day as they used to do it in college. I put my full name and I just came up with my profile thing on facebook If I just put my first name in I come up with a massive palace and other buildings...and 2 horses Lace-Oh man, that's just wrong >.< on the first pic for some reason I didn't see anything off for a few seconds...

Author:	Mr Dave [ Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:40 ]
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Dimrill wrote: myoptika wrote: If 'myoptika' yields porn, then it's time for us to all turn off our computers and throw them against the wall. No, but it does bring up a picture of Romanista Boy is he easy to internet stalk. Boy is it not worth the bother. I agree with Mimi. I keep safe search on for a reason.

Author:	Dudley [ Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:49 ]
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Kern wrote: Naked unborn babies if you enter 'Stuart Campbell' Conclusive proof Stuart Campbell is a Paedophile ladies and gentlemen! Murdering, kiddie fiddling, giving games 2%. Is there anything he WON'T do!

Author:	Kern [ Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:53 ]
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Shin wrote: I put my full name and I just came up with my profile thing on facebook You should be able to stop your profile from appearing on search engines. Go and fiddle on Sinister Facebook's 'privacy' settings.

Author:	Ian Osborne [ Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:06 ]
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I once did a search for 'Hot Potato', looking for the information on the GBA game. One of the first results was for a woman who cuts spuds into phallic shapes, masturbates with them and then sells 'em online...