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Never seen that kid before in my life!
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Sat Sep 06, 2008 16:24 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Boy hit by bus |
He seemed very athletic in the way he vaulted the railing, do you think he'd been coached? |
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| Author: | Dudley [ Sat Sep 06, 2008 17:16 ] |
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I'd be making bus company puns too... But everyone's got there First. |
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| Author: | Pundabaya [ Sat Sep 06, 2008 17:44 ] |
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\ Never seen that kid before in my life! |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Sat Sep 06, 2008 20:57 ] |
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Zardoz wrote: He seemed very athletic in the way he vaulted the railing, do you think he'd been coached? Not at this stage. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Sat Sep 06, 2008 22:23 ] |
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Dimrill wrote: It does make you wonder why bullying isn't a criminal offence. It sort of actually is. "Assault" is a very misused term - legally it means, basically, making someone worried that they will imminently be unlawfully hurt. You don't have to touch them to be guilty of this. So "I'm going to do your face in at lunchtime" is an assault and could and should get you 6 months in prison. "Battery" is when you actually do lamp someone. You then slide up the scale through wounding, ABH and up to GBH. And all the way up to murder these days, of course. HOWEVER - the police hate having to sort out shit between kids. I've actually heard senior policemen on the Today programme complaining about their officers having to "waste their time" with calls to school playground altercations. You heard it here, kids - it's basically legal for you to deck anyone you like at school. Unless you hospitalise someone, you won't get touched. But woe betide the person who gets remotely lairey at a copper - that's an assault charge right there. They're very sensitive souls. |
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| Author: | Mr Russell [ Sat Sep 06, 2008 23:02 ] |
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I see the story started out on the BBC, but if I want to read any more I'll buy the National Express. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 0:40 ] |
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Maybe he was just reaching over the barriers because he dropped his Double Decker? |
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| Author: | MarcusJ [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:10 ] |
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Is this really fare? |
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| Author: | sinister agent [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:13 ] |
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It's sad, really. One minute the world's your oyster.... |
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| Author: | Dudley [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:14 ] |
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Perhaps he misunderstood how you touch in for bus journeys. |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:28 ] |
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The puns are really getting a bit tyred now. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 14:56 ] |
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I know. I'm exhausted. I bet the Stagecoach execs are fuming over this negative publicity, though. |
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| Author: | MarcusJ [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 18:40 ] |
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kalmar wrote: The puns are really getting a bit tyred now. Is there a timetable for this sort of thing? |
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| Author: | tossrStu [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 19:44 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Boy hit by bus |
The next person to post a bus-related pun gets punched. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 19:47 ] |
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tossrStu wrote: The next person to post a bus-related pun gets punched. Yes, I've heard enough about this Bus, Stop. |
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| Author: | Mr Russell [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 21:05 ] |
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But bad puns are our BUSiness. Even if it is about a kid with a BUSted nose. BUS. |
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| Author: | tossrStu [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 21:50 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Boy hit by bus |
I'm getting out of this thread, I can see that it's just going to go round and round. |
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| Author: | Ian Osborne [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 23:16 ] |
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tossrStu wrote: I'm getting out of this thread, I can see that it's just going to go round and round. And you've reached your station? |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 15:15 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Boy hit by bus |
At least it wasn't terminal. //edit: D'oh, didn't mean to revive this long-dead-thread. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 15:16 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Boy hit by bus |
Wasn't on your timetable? GazChap is back! |
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