Really bad films that you still watch to the end

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 15:13

Mr Chris wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

How is it a great film?

It goes against the whole damn comic!! The chars were wrong, he took his HELMET off.

It needed polishing. Anyway, he totally had the chin for it, and I'm sure Mr Dredd takes his helmet out to give it a good clean in the shower.

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The plot was nonsence!!

Would any Judge Dredd story *not* be noncesense?

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If Rico and Dread had the same DNA, whey did they look different???

Have you never heard of non-identical twins? Duh.

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if it was good why have they not made a sequal!!

Because you can't follow perfection.

You never say him take his helment off, no one had seen his face apprently!!
They wearnt twins, they were identical clones!!
Some of ther Dread stories have been great.

Please say why it was a great film?

Shin · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 15:14

TWO punishers?! I watched the one with John Travolta in it

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Mr Chris wrote:

I'm not going to politely point out that every single line in my post was an absolute pisstake, as drawing attention to that would make you look a bit silly for missing a massively signposted joke, Gaywood. Instead, I'll give you the opportunity to work it out for yourself and then go back and edit your post to make it look like you're a bit sharper.

Wow. That's one impressive U-shaped skidmark you just left there. Are you seriously expecting me to believe that someone as allegedly erudite as your good self would construct an argument around a basic misunderstanding of biology, rather than instead getting the biology right and looked both damning and clever at the same time? I think not. You screwed up and you know it.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 15:16

Mr Chris wrote:

I'm not going to politely point out that every single line in my post was an absolute pisstake, as drawing attention to that would make you look a bit silly for missing a massively signposted joke, Gaywood. Instead, I'll give you the opportunity to work it out for yourself and then go back and edit your post to make it look like you're a bit sharper.

how mean of you to pick on me

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

You never say him take his helment off, no one had seen his face apprently!!

I'm pretty sure he must have in the shower. There would, of course, be little to no need to show that in a 200AD comic, though.

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They wearnt twins, they were identical clones!!

Entirely true, yes. Well spotted! How silly I am.

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Some of ther Dread stories have been great.

Aboslutely agreed, but that doesn't mean that they're not, from a certain point of view, entirely nonsensical.

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Please say why it was a great film?

The Word Of Chris is sufficient on this. I enjoyed it, ergo, great film.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Mr Chris wrote:

The Ego Of Chris is sufficient on this. I enjoyed it, word. Great film.

FTFY.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

richardgaywood wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

I'm not going to politely point out that every single line in my post was an absolute pisstake, as drawing attention to that would make you look a bit silly for missing a massively signposted joke, Gaywood. Instead, I'll give you the opportunity to work it out for yourself and then go back and edit your post to make it look like you're a bit sharper.

Wow. That's one impressive U-shaped skidmark you just left there. Are you seriously expecting me to believe that someone as allegedly erudite as your good self would construct an argument around a basic misunderstanding of biology, rather than instead getting the biology right and looked both damning and clever at the same time? I think not. You screwed up and you know it.

I'm guessing, guessing mind, that you're now taking the piss, given that you failed to spot the joke.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

I went to a late night showing of JD stoned off my head with a group of mates. It is a great film.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

I'm not going to politely point out that every single line in my post was an absolute pisstake, as drawing attention to that would make you look a bit silly for missing a massively signposted joke, Gaywood. Instead, I'll give you the opportunity to work it out for yourself and then go back and edit your post to make it look like you're a bit sharper.

how mean of you to pick on me

Sorry chap.

But you dissed the Dredd, see.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 15:23

I still watch the film, but it is not half as good as it could have been

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

I still watch the film, but it is not half as good as it could have been

That I'll grant you. They had a very rich seam of comic-based awesome to mine, and they really only came up with shale. Comparatively speaking, of course.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 15:26

Mr Chris wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

I still watch the film, but it is not half as good as it could have been

That I'll grant you. They had a very rich seam of comic-based awesome to mine, and they really only came up with shale. Comparatively speaking, of course.

I want a sinister and dexter film. Preferably with me in it. Being all awesome and stuff. Actually, I jsut want a film with me in it. It'd be brilliant.

Although, if there was a film, with Mr Chris as the main character, it'd be King Mong.

Shin · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 15:27

I still can't believe there are two punishers?! One was enough >.<

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MaliA wrote:

Actually, I jsut want a film with me in it. It'd be brilliant.

Did you hear that story on the news the other day about the guy who'd kept a diary about what he did every 5 minutes for 30 years?

Imagine a film version of that.

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Although, if there was a film, with Mr Chris as the main character, it'd be King Mong.

*shakes head slowly and sadly*

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 15:29

Mr Chris wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Actually, I jsut want a film with me in it. It'd be brilliant.

Did you hear that story on the news the other day about the guy who'd kept a diary about what he did every 5 minutes for 30 years?

Imagine a film version of that.

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Although, if there was a film, with Mr Chris as the main character, it'd be King Mong.

*shakes head slowly and sadly swatting at aeroplanes*

Sorry, I've been building up to use that one, somewhere.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 15:39

It got fucked by the star. Still, pause for a second and imagine how bad it would have been if it had been, say, Tom Cruise :DD

metalangel · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 16:27

Dredd was bad, Tank Girl was better.

:luv:

Lori Petty :luv:

Shin · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 16:39

I loved Tank Girl! Kangaroos!

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 16:42

I would have loved a universal soilder film based on the blue guys in 2000ad

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 16:50

THE BLUE GUYS

Sheesh

Have some respect man.

metalangel · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 17:03

Rogue Trooper goes to Smurf village:

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 17:04

The GIs

The blue fellas with the talking kit

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 17:07

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

The GIs

The blue fellas with the talking kit

Knight rider on a tv with a fucked color gun?

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 17:15

MaliA wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

The GIs

The blue fellas with the talking kit

Knight rider on a tv with a fucked color gun?

just no..... out!!

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 17:19

MaliA wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

The GIs

The blue fellas with the talking kit

Knight rider on a tv with a fucked color gun?

You'd need another "T" for that...

try that one

Malc

MarzSyndrome · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 426

DBSnappa wrote:

OOooh ooooh oooh mr peevley. A chance to put this idea to the test again.

Battlefield Earth, 2200hrs ITV4 tonight. Will you make it to the end?

I already saw the Rifftrax'd version back in May as part of a fun MST3K all-nighter in London. Suffice to say I don't think I can be bothered to watch a non-riffed version anymore.

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