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What Facial Hair Do You Have?
Just a 'tache 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
A goatee, or other non-full type of beard 17%  17%  [ 8 ]
A full, manly beard 19%  19%  [ 9 ]
Designer stubble 36%  36%  [ 17 ]
I am a lady, a youngster or a quivering wimp of a man and thus have no facial hair 26%  26%  [ 12 ]
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Mimi
 Post subject: Re: Facial Hair
PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 18:30 
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Well, you know what middle-aged men are like with women.


Nope. What do you mean?

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sinister agent
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 18:36 
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Mimi wrote:
sinister agent wrote:

Well, you know what middle-aged men are like with women.


Nope. What do you mean?


I was suggesting he'd possibly lied about his age, because I'm a bitch.

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Mimi
 Post subject: Re: Facial Hair
PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 19:02 
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Yes you are.

Are you?

Do you mean he'd lie to make himself appear younger, or that he'd lie to make himself appear older because a girl admits to liking older men? Maybe he was seventeen with a clip-on beard? :hat:

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AceAceBaby
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:48 
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Stubble is painful on sensitive bits.

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Pod
 Post subject: Re: Facial Hair
PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 13:12 
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Exactly!
That's why no one should have stubble and everyone should have a full on, softy soft beard.

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RuySan
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 13:48 
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Stubble, as I hate shaving and do it as infrequently as I can get away with - but won't grow a beard as they make you look like paedofiddlers.


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Anonymous X
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 16:25 
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Many of you are infrequent shavers, or don't shave at all. Us regular shavers are in the minority!

I just hope everyone here who doesn't shave regularly remembers to wash regularly... As in once a day at least...
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Dimrill
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 16:39 
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Are you suggesting shaving is alternative to washing? You dirty dirty X.

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Anonymous X
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 16:41 
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Are you suggesting shaving is alternative to washing? You dirty dirty X.

No, I'm just sayin' that I hope those who forget to shave don't forget to wash.

Regular washing + regular bathing = modern civilisation. Just remember the Roman empire, kids!
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sinister agent
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 18:38 
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Who said anything about "forgetting" to shave? The idea that because someone doesn't shave they'll also not wash is just idiotic. It's no different to suggesting that people who don't shave their heads never wash.

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Pod
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sinister agent wrote:
Who said anything about "forgetting" to shave? The idea that because someone doesn't shave they'll also not wash is just idiotic. It's no different to suggesting that people who don't shave their heads never wash.


I have long hair and a grizzly beard and I never wash. What you sayin'!?!

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CRIHOW
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 20:58 
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I believe I have the quickest growing hair in the world!

I have yet to be disproven and therefore I am correct

YAY ME!

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AceAceBaby
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Pod wrote:
I have long hair and a grizzly beard and I never wash. What you sayin'!?!


I know of a guy who'd love to meet you.

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Nik
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:36 
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Mimi wrote:
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Shin
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:56 
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I saw a man yesterday with a white 2 foot long beard! I can't understand how that doesn't bug/itch/get in the way, I also have this weird mind set that people with full on beards that nearly hide their features are a little dodgey, it's biased I know-but I do like to see someone's face

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The Rev Owen
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:59 
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A beard is part of the face.

You should distrust people who feel the need to cut away a part of their face.

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Pod
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:04 
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Yes! Distrust the hairless freaks.

Vikings have beards. You'd trust a Viking, wouldn't you? Wouldn't you? I know I would.

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AceAceBaby
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:07 
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sinister agent
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I don't trust people who cover part of their body. The shifty blighters could be plotting anything under there. And don't even get me started on scalps.

I envy men who can get away with a properly long beard. Mine just goes outwards in the chin-anglo fashion, much like my hair. No chance of stylish twirling for me, I'm afraid.

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MrChris
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 13:35 
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Pod wrote:
Exactly!
That's why no one should have stubble and everyone should have a full on, softy soft beard.

Do you beardy sorts use conditioner on your beard to make it lovely and soft?

If so, presumably there isn't special beard conditioner, so this would be normal hair conditioner, or the blood of pre-pubescent children?

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Cras
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Mr Chris wrote:
so this would be normal hair conditioner, or the blood of pre-pubescent children?


A little from column A.....

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