Plissken wrote:
The clock is ticking, G-Unit.
Oh god, don't call him that-he had a go at me the other day for posting that
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| Author: | Pod [ Sun Aug 31, 2008 15:49 ] |
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Mimi wrote: 13 years with the misses, been engaged for.... 8, so yes [we've been together for] 8. I can confirm that this is how REAL HUMANS (me and Mimi) interpret such wording. TSK. |
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| Author: | JamesOff [ Sun Aug 31, 2008 21:04 ] |
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Quote: "When a girl splits up with a bloke, she sits down in front of a special video with some tissues and some chocolates. Us blokes, we do the same. But without the chocolates." Better not do that on GazChap's shoulder though. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 0:30 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
Yeah, that kinda service ain't on offer. |
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| Author: | Nik [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:13 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
I'll be moving from the fourth to the sixth category in just under six weeks. (With someone I met on an internet forum.) |
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| Author: | Zio [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:17 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
I am currently in discussions that may potentially lead from a personal move from category #2 to category #3 later this week. But seeing as I appear to be pathologically incapable of doing anything in a simple and easy manner I am not holding my breath. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:41 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
I am in a state of flux between categories 4 and 5, possibly. To be more specific would jinx it all. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:01 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
Been with mrsA just over a year, we've been living together for 6 months. I miss coming home, eating whatever off the kitchen floor and playing EvE until 2-30am. |
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| Author: | Zio [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:01 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
And yet if you suddenly find yourself thrust into that way of life again, you rapidly find you didn't miss it as much as you thought you did. At least that's my experience. |
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| Author: | Shin [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:36 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
Longest relationship I've had was just over 3 years, finished in December last year. That is about the longest I can put myself through being with someone so far, I like my own space and other people get on my nerves. |
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| Author: | Plissken [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:16 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
The clock is ticking, G-Unit. |
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| Author: | Shin [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:24 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
Plissken wrote: The clock is ticking, G-Unit. Oh god, don't call him that-he had a go at me the other day for posting that
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| Author: | Ian Osborne [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:28 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
Don't assume you'll always get sick of someone in under three years. As you get older you change less over time. At your age (hope that doesn't sound patronising), you're simply not the same person you were three years ago, and your partner probably isn't either. This is obviously less true from your mid-twenties onwards. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:30 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
Ian Osborne wrote: Don't assume you'll always get sick of someone in under three years. As you get older you change less over time. At your age (hope that doesn't sound patronising), you're simply not the same person you were three years ago, and your partner probably isn't either. This is obviously less true from your mid-twenties onwards. Or Shin could be a commitment phobic bed hopping serial monogamist. Sorry G-Unit, only joking. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:33 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
How do you guys know that I'm not one of those? |
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| Author: | Shin [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:37 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
Or it could be the fact that Shin's ex partner decided to go overboard with drinking and give her a smack on the odd occasion. |
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| Author: | Dudley [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:37 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
You're not nearly attractive enough. |
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| Author: | Ian Osborne [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:39 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
Shin wrote: Or it could be the fact that Shin's ex partner decided to go overboard with drinking and give her a smack on the odd occasion. Then you're well rid of him, but this fits what I said perfectly - he changed over those three years. |
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| Author: | Zio [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
Dudley wrote: You're not nearly attractive enough. I'm assuming this was a response to the *ahem* G-Unit. I started going out with my last girlfriend when she was just 19 compared to my 27. I don't think the age gap was as much of a problem as the actual ages involved, since I imagine that most of us pushing 30 can probably agree that you go through a lot of changes between 19 and 21, perhaps even through to your mid-twenties. To be fair though, there were a lot of other external factors making our union less than ideal at the time. We met up again after a split of almost three months last weekend and we're now thinking about giving it another shot. This is slightly troublesome in my mind because, on the one hand, I absolutely still fancy the pants off the girl and she seems a fair bit more mature than when we first met. On the other, many of these 'external factors' still have not resolved themselves satisfactorily and I imagine us getting back together will piss one or two people off, not least my father, who I currently have to live with. Like I say, I can never do anything in a simple or easy manner. |
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| Author: | Shin [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:47 ] |
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Ian Osborne wrote: Shin wrote: Or it could be the fact that Shin's ex partner decided to go overboard with drinking and give her a smack on the odd occasion. Then you're well rid of him, but this fits what I said perfectly - he changed over those three years. I know, you stick it out for a bit under the principle of 'it was just the once' but when it's the 2nd relationship you've had like that you tend to sense the old spider sense tingling. To be fair I'd give me a smack aswell sometimes-but that time I wasn't asking for it. I'm all for equal rites (Terry Pratchett pun there) because if I hit a guy I expect him to bloody well lamp me one back. Zio- it better have been meant for him! 
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| Author: | Zio [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:56 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
Shin, you should never have people actually hitting each other in a relationship!  Unless it's some freaky sex thing that you're both into. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
After a previous experience with a nutbar I'd be getting the fuck out of there at the first sign of mental instability. I'm not up for trying to 'cure' psychotic women of their mental ills. |
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| Author: | Shin [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:07 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
*Rubs temples* Ack, this isn't going down the path it was meant to- The only reason I would whack someone is if they did it first or it was pre-emptive self defence. I have never hit someone just for malicious purpose (we are leaving out sibling fights obviously here) only in self defence. I am not into the whole 'I'll thump you because I can't think of a witty retort and you're making pretty words with your mouth that I just can't fathom' type thing because that is wrong, but needless to say I can look after myself. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:50 ] |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:52 ] |
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hahahaha, that is an awesome sequence. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:54 ] |
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I'm sorry that t has to be me to point out that in half of those pictures he has a beard and in the other half he doesn't, as well as the fact that he is dressed differently on both occasions and so that sequence is nonsense, funny as it is. |
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| Author: | Shin [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:55 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
Brilliant!! Women annoy me when they do that, christ he was just looking! I mean I look at other men even if I'm with someone, doesn't mean anything |
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| Author: | Malc [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 13:00 ] |
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This came round the office a few weeks ago. I found the "original" sequence at the time, which backs up what mimi said. Malc |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 13:02 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
I must be careful that the Future Mrs Curiosity never sees which option I clicked here... 
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| Author: | Dudley [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 13:02 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
Zio wrote: Dudley wrote: You're not nearly attractive enough. I'm assuming this was a response to the *ahem* G-Unit. Hah, I didn't notice Shin sneaking in there 
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| Author: | Malc [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 13:03 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
http://latestsportsnews.wordpress.com/2 ... erleaders/ I was sent the original on the 30th of July... Malc |
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| Author: | Zio [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 13:06 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
The more I think about the external factors I briefly mentioned in my post about potentially getting back together with my ex, the more I start to hope that the world really will be swallowed up in a man-made black hole in 9 days time. Don't let me down, mad science! |
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| Author: | sinister agent [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 13:21 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
Zio wrote: I don't think the age gap was as much of a problem as the actual ages involved, since I imagine that most of us pushing 30 can probably agree that you go through a lot of changes between 19 and 21, perhaps even through to your mid-twenties. Hey, I was pushing 22 when I noticed that, mate. So far in almost everyone I've observed, the ages of about 17-20 are the most massively fluctuating in terms of generally personal development. 'course, most half-wise people change pretty significantly every couple of years even after that, probably right up to their death. That said, my longest adult relationship so far lasted about seven months. On and off. Mostly off. Humbug. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 13:23 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
Shin wrote: Brilliant!! Women annoy me when they do that, christ he was just looking! I mean I look at other men even if I'm with someone, doesn't mean anything MrsA tires quickly of this: MaliA goes into shop with MrsA, purchases something. MaliA and MrsA leave shop. MaliA: She fancied me |
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| Author: | sinister agent [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 13:31 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
MaliA wrote: Shin wrote: Brilliant!! Women annoy me when they do that, christ he was just looking! I mean I look at other men even if I'm with someone, doesn't mean anything MrsA tires quickly of this: MaliA goes into shop with MrsA, purchases something. MaliA and MrsA leave shop. MaliA: She fancied me Women just hate the truth, don't they? |
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| Author: | Cras [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 13:33 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
sinister agent wrote: So far in almost everyone I've observed, the ages of about 17-20 are the most massively fluctuating in terms of generally personal development. Oh, I don't know. 0-4 were pretty busy times for me. Learning not to shit myself is something that has really affected my interpersonal relationships in the years since. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 13:34 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
MaliA wrote: Comical goes into shop with Mrs Comical, purchases something. CG and MrsCG leave shop. CG: She had cracking norks. My appreciation is often unappreciated. |
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| Author: | Shin [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 13:34 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
MaliA wrote: Shin wrote: Brilliant!! Women annoy me when they do that, christ he was just looking! I mean I look at other men even if I'm with someone, doesn't mean anything MrsA tires quickly of this: MaliA goes into shop with MrsA, purchases something. MaliA and MrsA leave shop. MaliA: She fancied me Gaz does that, well, kind of-he says Gaz- 'She was checking me out' Kat- 'Uh huh, whatever helps you get through the day sweetheart' |
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| Author: | Ian Osborne [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 13:37 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
ComicalGnomes wrote: MaliA wrote: Comical goes into shop with Mrs Comical, purchases something. CG and MrsCG leave shop. CG: She had cracking norks. My appreciation is often unappreciated. Didn't you say your girlfriend has just moved out? I wonder why? |
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| Author: | Ian Osborne [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 13:37 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
Shin wrote: Gaz- 'She was checking me out' Kat- 'Uh huh, whatever helps you get through the day sweetheart'[/color] Well if she was a checkout girl, it's what she does for a living... |
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| Author: | Shin [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 13:40 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
Ian Osborne wrote: Shin wrote: Gaz- 'She was checking me out' Kat- 'Uh huh, whatever helps you get through the day sweetheart'[/color] Well if she was a checkout girl, it's what she does for a living... Haha. Nah, I think that one was in a pub (which contains alcohol Gaz  )He did fancy the young girl at the counter in Pets at home though, which was amusing as she did look 12 and had as much personality as a wet lettuce. I imagine it was because she was 'stylishly' thin EDIT: That reads more catty than it actually is. It's meant to be in my normal 'dead pan' |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 13:40 ] |
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Ian Osborne wrote: ComicalGnomes wrote: MaliA wrote: Comical goes into shop with Mrs Comical, purchases something. CG and MrsCG leave shop. CG: She had cracking norks. My appreciation is often unappreciated. Didn't you say your girlfriend has just moved out? I wonder why? 
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| Author: | sinister agent [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 14:03 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
Craster wrote: Learning not to shit myself is something that has really affected my interpersonal relationships in the years since. Hey, not all of us went to university, you know. |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 14:05 ] |
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ComicalGnomes wrote: MaliA wrote: Comical goes into shop with Mrs Comical, purchases something. CG and MrsCG leave shop. CG: She had cracking norks. My appreciation is often unappreciated. My Mrs is good for things like this. Curiosity goes into a shop with Mrs Curiosity. Mrs C potters around for half an hour as Curiosity contemplates suicide. They eventually leave. Mrs C: She had cracking norks. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 14:10 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
Mrs C is a lesbytarian then, clearly. That's not a natural female repsonse.
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 14:21 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
Mr Chris wrote: Mrs C is a lesbytarian then, clearly. That's not a natural female repsonse. Awesomes! |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 14:22 ] |
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Curiosity wrote: Mr Chris wrote: Mrs C is a lesbytarian then, clearly. That's not a natural female repsonse. Threesomes! FTFY. Also,  @ Gazchap from the other thread.
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 14:24 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
Craster wrote: sinister agent wrote: So far in almost everyone I've observed, the ages of about 17-20 are the most massively fluctuating in terms of generally personal development. Oh, I don't know. 0-4 were pretty busy times for me. Learning not to shit myself is something that has really affected my interpersonal relationships in the years since. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 14:33 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
kalmar wrote: Also, @ Gazchap from the other thread.That's a pretty good approximation of my O-face when I eventually managed it
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| Author: | Goddess Jasmine [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 14:51 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Relationships |
ComicalGnomes wrote: After a previous experience with a nutbar I'd be getting the fuck out of there at the first sign of mental instability. I'm not up for trying to 'cure' psychotic women of their mental ills.  So much. I couldn't deal with another guy with mental health problems or emotional insecurity or instability. It's time for somebody to deal with mine now instead.
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