Be Excellent To Each Other

Surely this is some sort of a twisted practical joke, right? Or am I just misreading his user status thingummy?

Say it ain't so.



This bit here is in place of my signature which I haven't made yet.

He persuaded you to join then?

He's our pet monkey. The mod forum is full of hurled poo.

Kind of. He said "fine, don't join then" and I went "screw you, I will"...

So he really is a moderator? I was hoping it was a repeat of the Champ Sampson gag on my regular forum hangout... now I'm just confused. Either you guys have a really sick sense of humour, or you're morons. Arguably I'll feel at home either way.



Once again, this bit is just to fill in for the still-to-be-made signature I'm afraid. I wouldn't waste your time reading it.

They did vote him in and everything.

A little from column A, a little from column B.

I can't remember who I voted for, but I'd like to think it wasn't Myoptika.

I can tell you who I voted for:

Apparently I did vote for him. Even worse, he only had one more vote than Sinister Agent.

I'm so sorry, everyone.

When are the next mod elections? Vote comical!

I'm not sure if "Savage fury and relentless thirst for vengeance" are the ideal characteristics for a mod. Maybe you should stand for the "Board Enforcer" role instead.

This gives me flashbacks to a previous life.

I'm not sure elections are really of benefit to anyone, aside from Japanese women. Especially when the results are as incomprehensible as they seem to be around here. You'd have been better voting for a bottle of Sudafed.




One day I will create a signature to save time and effort, but right now it feels like too much time and effort, so this is in loo.

What have I done?

You let real life and the internet mix.

Always a mistake.

Unless of course you're inviting lovely people from the internet to your house. Then it's ok.

I've been completely stupid in my life up until now. You are an excellent human being and I have wronged you most heinously.

It worked out with Curiosity, didn't it? DIDN'T IT?!?!?!

Who's Curiosity? He sounds like a right tosser...

Um, changing my post once was funny... changing a second one is less funny. Please bear that in mind when you think about doing it a third time.

All these weird smilies and I can't find one that approximates to a world-weary eye-roll... advice anyone?

"o_o" looks like a Gremlin... maybe he is feeling jaded and despairing on the inside though.

Myoptika is so hot, fit and clever, I can't understand why the world doesn't just stop all they're doing and spend their lives making him happy. He also has excellent hair.

I DIDN'T EDIT DAVE'S POST BEFORE ANYONE ASKS.

I checked

He so did. There's no way I'd ever say his hair looked excellent.

I whole-heartedly agree with the above statements. However, personally I am sadly lacking in many departments, and my hairline is receding.

Errrrrr, way to over-do the joke...

I can check the logs :0)

You loooove him.

pfft

and pffft again

Malc

Myoptika enjoys the company of little boys.

Notice how I didn't specify WHO was over-doing the joke

But srzly, I luvs maffew

I think I can probably guess who this is,can't I?

Isn't there a rule against single-smiley posts? If so, myoptika should be de-modded for breaking it. If not, there should be, so we should pass one and apply it retroactively.

Just make me a mod already. This is my 19th post, I've earned it.

I voted for Goddess Jasmine. I was mocked for this.

No, that's the people who owned (Smash - Ed).

Well presumably plenty of other people did, too.

I posisbly did. I can't remember. I was just on an "anybody but Craster" voting pattern.

Craster touches badgers.

In Soviet Russia, the badgers touch Craster.

As you can see by TheAlbinoKid's thread, my viral re-election campaign is in full-swing.

Actually, knowing him, I feel I got off fairly lightly.

What, Myoptika as a mod?

No, your badger touching.