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Author: | Grim... [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 17:32 ] |
Post subject: | Saddest play ever |
Quote: Secretary: Alex Winter for you, Mr. Reeves. Keanu Reeves: All right, put 'im through. [connecting] Hey, Alex. Alex Winter: Ted Theodore Logan! KR: Ha ha. What's up, man? AW: Excellent! KR: Funny. So, what's up, Alex? AW: Heinous! KR: Right, right. So, what's goin' on? AW: Nothin' bro. Just calling to congratulate you on the boffo Constantine box office, man. Congratulations. KR: Oh, thanks. Yeah, it's a good movie. We're all really proud of it. AW: Cool, cool. Did I ever tell you how much I loved that Matrix series? God, it was so good! KR: Aw, I'm flattered, dude. [silence] So, what's up with you? AW: Oh, you know me. Writing, auditioning, do my thing. I'm still in the game, you know. I mean, not in the Constantine type game, but you know it's like a trade-off: you make those hundred million dollar flicks, but you gotta, like, get on that treadmill and sell it, promote it. KR: Right... AW: Yeah, I'm totally happy where I am, you know? Remember when we were kids, man, and we'd dream about our careers between set-ups? God, we were so fucking naive, dude! I wanted to be the next David Lynch, you were gonna be the next Marlon Brando! KR: Funny. Hey, Alex— AW: And you said you'd be my Kyle MacLachlan and star in all my movies. KR: Right— AW: Anyway. KR: Anyway. AW: So, any sidekick parts in your new flicks? KR: No. Sorry, man. AW: What about, like, secondary sort of— KR: Alex, you know, the thing is, I'm taking some time off since I worked, like, nonstop since '99. AW: What about The Night Watchman? KR: Alex, I gotta— AW: What about Il Mare? KR: Shoot, Alex. I've got a meeting and— AW: Cool, cool. Let's talk again later. KR: Totally. Good to hear from you, man. AW: Hey, do you know anything about the Lost Boys remake? Wouldn't it be hilarious if I played the grandpa? Like, in age make-up, you know? KR: Yeah, if I hear anything— AW: I mean, I did age makeup in Bogus. KR: Alex. I got people outside the door. Talk to you later? AW: Yeah, yeah. Well, congrats again on Constantine. I mean, wow! KR: Thanks. AW: Well, um, be excellent, Ted. [silence] KR: Be excellent... Bill. [click] http://www.lowculture.com/archives/2005 ... nt_to.html MR SAD FACE |
Author: | Dr Lave [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 17:45 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Saddest play ever |
MR SAD FACE indeed. TRUFAX: Alex Winter directed the "It's you" floating hand idiot tax/lottery adverts. So it's also NOT TRUE AT ALL! |
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