Poker Night V

Craig · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1236

So Poker Night returns on Thursday evening as usual. Express you interest here but as usual there is no limit to the amount of players. Any newcomers please contact me for PokerRoom registration details.

Game will start at approximately 9.30 p.m. Registration details as below, look out in the thread for when the game is open for registration:

Game is now open for registration.

To find it:

1) Start the PokerRoom software or open the client in browser. REMEMBER: Your log-in is your email address not your user name.

2) Click on the Tournaments tab

3) Select 'Private'

4) Find the tournament called 'BETEO_Craig'. Ensure the 'Sit & Go' and not the Scheduled' option is selected in order to find it.

5) Enter the password 'beex' when prompted to register.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

I wish to lose money to people on the internet.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

I wish to win money from people on the internet and smite all those that besmirch me.

Craig · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1236

Game is now open for registration.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:57

I'm out drinking tonight, so will probably have to give this a miss...

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:57

I should be around for this one actually.

Runcle · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:30

I think im cool to play tonight.

GazChap · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:05

Should be alright but it depends on what the new missus wants to do

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:15

*raises an eyebrow in GazChap's general direction*

GazChap · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:51

Yeah, she might want me to poke-er instead. *nudge nudge wink wink*

Not likely.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:56

A woman is just like your favourite saloon: liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

And tidy bathroom stalls.

Wait, what?

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 13:05

That attitude dear will get you a poke in the eye, nothing else. Go play poker and stop making me out to be a dragon

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 13:12

Haha, busted.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

myoptika wrote:

Haha, busted.

My wife's laptop goes through a proxy I have running which thinks this site doesn't exist. Sensible precautions.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

If that's true then you're a weird freak. Moreso.

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 13:29

Sadly, it's true. People do get married.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 15:22

The fool's...'half of what I own?! I'm not splitting my ps2 for no fucker'

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 15:31

The key is to own multiple PS2s. Although I own three so it'd be 1½ each.*

* Assuming I ever get divorced**
** Assuming I ever get married.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 15:33

Pah...lucky you! Between my flat, the 3 cats and myself I have zero moola to throw at anything...well...except porn and Alan Rickman memorabilia....if I could but combine the two....mmmm.... :kiss:

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 15:58

devilman wrote:

The key is to own multiple PS2s. Although I own three so it'd be 1½ each.*

* Assuming I ever get divorced**
** Assuming I ever get married.

Surely you'd never marry anyone who didn't come fully equiped in the first place though?

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:05

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

devilman wrote:

The key is to own multiple PS2s. Although I own three so it'd be 1½ each.*

* Assuming I ever get divorced**
** Assuming I ever get married.

Surely you'd never marry anyone who didn't come fully equiped in the first place though?

I suppose I could get 'I will always own an odd number of PS2s' written into any vows taken.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:16

devilman wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

devilman wrote:

The key is to own multiple PS2s. Although I own three so it'd be 1½ each.*

* Assuming I ever get divorced**
** Assuming I ever get married.

Surely you'd never marry anyone who didn't come fully equiped in the first place though?

I suppose I could get 'I will always own an odd number of PS2s of will which I will ever only use one once a year at the most' written into any vows taken.

FTFY

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:20

Shin wrote:

That attitude dear will get you a poke in the eye, nothing else. Go play poker and stop making me out to be a dragon

You could always play too you know!

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:06

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Shin wrote:

That attitude dear will get you a poke in the eye, nothing else. Go play poker and stop making me out to be a dragon

You could always play too you know!

Awwww! Really? That's nice of you...I won't be held responsible if I kick arse though

GazChap · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 19:46

Uh... just trying to register and I can't see it in the Sit & Go section in Private Tournaments?

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 20:00

No, I can't see it either. Although I won't be joining you tonight, a balance of 15c will not gain me entry.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 20:06

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

No, I can't see it either. Although I won't be joining you tonight, a balance of 15c will not gain me entry.

If you could transfer money between accounts I'd chuck you the entry fee...

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

You can, I was just finding out how to do it and then I was going to offer.

Edit - But do we actually have a tournament to play?

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

I'm debating whether to enter this, watch tv, play eve online, or sleep.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 20:10

Aww, cheers guys. Devilman said I could use his account, but that felt a bit wrong. I could see if I could transfer some from that though?

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 20:11

ComicalGnomes wrote:

I'm debating whether to enter this, watch tv, play eve online, or sleep.

Enter ^.^ it'll be fun and it'll also improve your social skills love ^.^ Have you added me on facebook yet?

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

The Poker Room wrote:

Can I transfer money to another player, or receive money?
Yes, you can. To transfer real poker money on PokerRoom, click on Promos -> Gift Vouchers on the site. Take note that sending gift vouchers is only available to verified players.

I am trying to transfer funds to a friend by sending a gift voucher but it says that I have to verify my email?
For added security, players are required to verify their account/email before any funds can leave the account, either by sending gift vouchers or cashing out. To verify your account, simply click on the "Verify Email" link from the email sent to you during sign up. If you did not receive this email, log in to your account and you should be greeted with a message box that allows you to verify your email. Otherwise, please contact Support who would gladly resend you the verification email.

I'm sure me or Myp will help if you can't get anything out of him.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 20:13

ComicalGnomes wrote:

I'm debating whether to enter this, watch tv, play eve online, or sleep.

You HAVE to play, I need your money!

Has anyone been able to register yet?

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Nope, if it wasn't for his couple of posts yesterday, I'd say Craig and Mimi had vanished off the face of the earth (or they've gone on holiday or something exciting like that).

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 20:18

They've got a full house at the moment, so that's probably why their online time is fleeting. Mimi's still posting on her blog, though.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Ah.

The Poker Room wrote:

You must have a minimum of 250 Player Points to send a gift voucher.

I've got 4, sorry.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Shin wrote:

ComicalGnomes wrote:

I'm debating whether to enter this, watch tv, play eve online, or sleep.

Enter ^.^ it'll be fun and it'll also improve your social skills love ^.^ Have you added me on facebook yet?

I have awesome social skills, I merely choose not the waste them on people I fucking hate, which is pretty much everyone.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 20:20

I don't think I've even got that.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 20:21

Joans wrote:

Ah.

The Poker Room wrote:

You must have a minimum of 250 Player Points to send a gift voucher.

I've got 4, sorry.

Bugger, that will rule out pretty much everyone inc DM. Thanks anyway though guys.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

myoptika wrote:

I don't think I've even got that.

I take it you were responding to me, but CG swept in with an appropriate post. :DD

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 20:22

Funny though

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 20:24

Joans wrote:

myoptika wrote:

I don't think I've even got that.

I take it you were responding to me, but CG swept in with an appropriate post. :DD

Yes, it is rather apt.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 20:24

ComicalGnomes wrote:

Shin wrote:

ComicalGnomes wrote:

I'm debating whether to enter this, watch tv, play eve online, or sleep.

Enter ^.^ it'll be fun and it'll also improve your social skills love ^.^ Have you added me on facebook yet?

I have awesome social skills, I merely choose not the waste them on people I fucking hate, which is pretty much everyone.

Have a cuddle. :hug:

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 20:29

myoptika wrote:

ComicalGnomes wrote:

Shin wrote:

ComicalGnomes wrote:

I'm debating whether to enter this, watch tv, play eve online, or sleep.

Enter ^.^ it'll be fun and it'll also improve your social skills love ^.^ Have you added me on facebook yet?

I have awesome social skills, I merely choose not the waste them on people I fucking hate, which is pretty much everyone.

Have a cuddle. :hug:

And a wet kissy

I am so going to be on the hate list soon -_-; ooooh man

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 20:34

What do you mean 'soon'?

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 20:36

myoptika wrote:

What do you mean 'soon'?

I already on it?! >.< but I am filled with happiness and light and...tea at the moment. Right I'm off as I'll get my butt kicked if I'm uber late again ^.^

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 20:37

Err, have a nice time.

Anyway, has anyone else found the tournament yet? I can't find anything by BETEO_Craig.

GazChap · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 20:42

I've just created one under BEEX_GazChap if anyone wants to register for that one instead.

No idea how to get it to pay out three prizes though, just says "top 1 paid" no matter what prize structure I choose.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 21:00

Fixed!

I'm sure Craig will be along soon.

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