Where are you going to end up?

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 16:23

Er... I'm going to the eighth level of hell

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 16:31

Aw. I'm only going to the fifth level.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Sixth for me, which is the one for heretics. Note that the site is using the levels of Hell wrongly.

Runcle · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 16:40

richardgaywood wrote:

Sixth for me, which is the one for heretics. Note that the site is using the levels of Hell wrongly.

looks like were neighbours.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 16:41

*gets comfy next to Grim...* ?:|

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

*gets comfy next to Grim...* :-|

Now I'm fairly sure the site is just ranking the circles as being better or worse -- the more "sinful" answers you give, the lower the circle. I'm not surprised by Grim... but I thought better of you GJ!

Someone will start posting Purity Test scores soon. The proper 1000 question one, not one of the watered down ones.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 16:43

Is that the one where every result is 'Scientology can help'?

[Edited for punctuation.Tsk.]

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 16:50

Level six for me, the only one I got a Very High score for.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 16:51

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

*gets comfy next to Grim...* ?:|

Really?
Um... Fancy going out for "dinner" one night?

MrD · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2139

Quote:

Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country?

Is that a sin then?

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Third level for me, with all the fat bastards.

Tmuk · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 17:19

Fifth. I quite like the sound of lazing around in black mud, grumbling to myself for eternity actually.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 17:23

Grim... wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

*gets comfy next to Grim...* ?:|

Really?
Um... Fancy going out for "dinner" one night?

Apparently... but I'd expect you to pay and sex afterwards! :DD

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16560

Level six, I'm a very high level heretic.

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Looks like that might be particularly rough sex, too.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 17:30

Level 2

Quote:

Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate

I can roll with that.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 17:34

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

*gets comfy next to Grim...* ?:|

Really?
Um... Fancy going out for "dinner" one night?

Apparently... but I'd expect you to pay and sex afterwards! :DD

By "dinner", of course, I meant "anal".

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16560

"Going out" for anal? Blimey Grim...

Runcle · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 17:38

hmmm, I just did it again and it says Im going to cornwall.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

The 6th.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 18:15

Grim... wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

*gets comfy next to Grim...* ?:|

Really?
Um... Fancy going out for "dinner" one night?

Apparently... but I'd expect you to pay and sex afterwards! :DD

By "dinner", of course, I meant "anal".

Well it would seem that goes without saying!

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

Level 8....hmmm, apparently I'm an extremely violent, heretic, sex offender.

Sweet.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 18:25

flis wrote:

Level 8....hmmm, apparently I'm an extremely violent, heretic, sex offender.

Sweet.

Looks like it's me, you and Grim... for some bondage partying later then! :DD

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 18:41

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Extreme points on 3 and 6. Apparently I'm a gluttonous heretic. Woo - shock news there.

Craig · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1236

First Level.Yeah!

myp · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 19:16

Quote:

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!

Who wants a fight?

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 22:12

Hmm... I got level 7 too.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Extreme level 6 for me.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 22:39

It must be all of those video games we play

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 23:14

Craster wrote:

Extreme points on 3 and 6. Apparently I'm a gluttonous heretic. Woo - shock news there.

Runcle · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 0:44

I've just done it again trying to get level 9, but I surpassed evil and the devil and ended up in level 42.

Sheepeh · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2320

Level 6 for me, too!

Scarysheep3000 · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:02

And level 6 for me, too. Interesting.

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:49

Looks like the next BETEO meet will be on Level 6.

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:10

I am on level six. Worryingly, the missus is on level seven.

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:34

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Ho hum.

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 14:59

Interestingly, by changing only a few of my answers, I rose from six to two.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 18:50

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Ooooh! Lustful eh? Ah well, I guess I can't complain

I know where I'm going to end up. I'll probably be a succubus down there or something...must stop reading mythology books e.t.c Kat...stop it

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Say hi to Helen of Troy for me!

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 18:55

Dudley wrote:

Say hi to Helen of Troy for me!

Now I get to bathe in asp's milk and stuff, coolioso! Christ...I'm becoming Dora the Explorer!! :/
I will do Mr.D!

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

5th Level.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 19:20

ComicalGnomes wrote:

5th Level.

Is that it??? That can't be right!!

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 19:22

Um....2nd levels pretty bad? Or does it climb like 1,2,3,4,5 instead of 5,4,3,2,1? I'm sadly semi-confused (Note: this does not take much)

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 19:22

I'm sure it's the constant frenzied masturbation that's put me in level 6. What about you Craster?

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Apart from my desire to kill, I'm otherwise extremely moral.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 19:23

Mine was mainly about sex, and I wanted to kill a few people

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Dimrill wrote:

I'm sure it's the constant frenzied masturbation that's put me in level 6. What about you Craster?

I think your constant frenzied masturbation put me there, too.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 19:26

Well hell is underground, so if you think that level one is just under our feet and the higher the number the deeper you are in.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 19:31

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Well hell is underground, so if you think that level one is just under our feet and the higher the number the deeper you are in.

Hehe, I love that first bit-reminded me of a story then 'Well hell is underground...' Sorry I'm such a flid sometimes!

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