You must be looking forward to your new 12.9 inch iPad Pro and one of those ace smart keyboard things and a swizzy iPad pen. Very kind of Gazchap to do that.

I'm fairly sure that I said I wanted sex every day for the next 20 years if he gets a BMW but I think he's forgotten that....

I'm fairly sure that I said I wanted sex every day for the next 20 years if he gets a BMW but I think he's forgotten that....

How is that a deterrent?

Guys, guys. I ain't no physics teacher. If you don't believe me, why do you suppose that a 155mph limited BMW M3 has much better brakes than an equally 155mph speed limited BMW 330i or whatever? They both do the same top speed and they both weigh the same, so why bother? And why do people always say upgrade brakes with any remap such as this?

I've tried to give examples like the bullet etc. but I can't think of any other way to explain it so I give up, as I have homemade gnocchi waiting.

Okay, consider a rifle bullet that weighs 10g that's been fired (the force is removed), say one hundreth of a second after it's been fired. It's travelling, say, at only 5mph, but it's accelerating like fuck.

Surely bullets are slowing down as soon as they leave the barrel. How can something keep accelerating once the acceleration force is no longer being applied?

Interesting bullet fact that's pretty obvious but a not a lot of people think through - it you shoot a bullet from a gun in a straight line (ie, not upward) and drop a bullet from your hand when you pull the trigger, they'll both hit the ground at the same time.

Single handedly keeping the second hand car trade alive in the Isle of Man

The car dealer(s) must have a nickname for Hearthly.

The Golden Goose?

How is that a deterrent?

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There are some electrical issues though. Like it won't lock consistently from the key fob. And the driver's side wing mirror won't fold. And the passenger's side seatbelt extender doesn't work. And there's an airbag error on the dash. And the driver's side headrest won't go up and down. Some slight vibration under braking too so could be a warped disc.

This is a stupid idea!

While reading this, I have quite literally only just realised why you sent me that picture yesterday. I genuinely thought you were complaining about some other knobber parking in your space.

I'm a dick.

A massive dick

A massive dick

I was young, I needed the money etc.

Is the Merc the biggest car you've owned? Looks like it's a fair bit bigger than a Type-R

Ooh, red bits on the seats Amusing to me that it came from a BMW dealer at some point

Looks like a nice place to be inside - very different car to the Type-R though, why the change?

Wanted something a bit more grown up. The Civic was loud even when driving it sensibly.

I should be able to get £2.5k for the Civic so I'll use that £1k balance to get some over 50s life cover and a free Parker pen just for enquiring.

I'm always a bit suspicious of air fresheners in modern cars because they shouldn't smell of anything, so I automatically assume they're there to cover something up.

I'm always a bit suspicious of air fresheners in modern cars because they shouldn't smell of anything, so I automatically assume they're there to cover something up.

She already uses it as a runabout