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Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:13 ]
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That looks nice and tidy. For £500 I think you can be pleased it's not on fire.

This weekend we're off car shopping for my GF. I think she should buy a nice MX5, but I suspect a Citigo beckons.

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:27 ]
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53,000 miles!

£550, though. The extra £50 clearly goes a long way.

Author:  GazChap [ Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:44 ]
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Dr Zoidberg wrote:
That looks nice and tidy. For £500 I think you can be pleased it's not on fire.

This weekend we're off car shopping for my GF. I think she should buy a nice MX5, but I suspect a Citigo beckons.

She could buy my MX5! ;)

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:59 ]
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GazChap wrote:
Dr Zoidberg wrote:
That looks nice and tidy. For £500 I think you can be pleased it's not on fire.

This weekend we're off car shopping for my GF. I think she should buy a nice MX5, but I suspect a Citigo beckons.

She could buy my MX5! ;)


Indeed, though for her every day car she wouldn't contemplate buying anything older than her Punto and with higher mileage.

If my Garage wasn't full of bikes, a scooter and an arcade machine I'd have it for myself as a weekend car, but alas it *is* full and I'm not moving house.

Author:  Trooper [ Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:02 ]
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I'd buy it, but latest house developments may mean zero monies after the move, if the move happens!

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Feb 13, 2015 12:19 ]
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I would get it but I would need to shift the ka on and check insurance prices. :(

Nice Puma, grim.

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Feb 13, 2015 13:04 ]
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I've been buying bits all morning. It's like real-life Forza!

Author:  krazywookie [ Sat Feb 14, 2015 20:45 ]
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*impact driver noise (brrvvvv)* *car instantly drops 6 inches*

nice looking thing, 1.7 variable valve? (1.7? Am I making that up?)

incidentally if people are looking for offensive sideways machines with poppy-up lights, my mr2 would be an excellent place to start...

Author:  Grim... [ Sun Feb 15, 2015 19:13 ]
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1.7 Zetec. It's pretty ace, to be honest. The gearbox in those things is sublime.

Author:  Hearthly [ Sun Feb 15, 2015 19:59 ]
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I got a 1.7 Ford Puma as a hire car back in, ooohhhh, early 2000 I'd say, down in Milton Keynes. I was there on a training course for Novell Zen Works. We flew into an airport some distance away (London Luton? Was that a thing back then?), so there was a fair haul on the motorway there, and then a few nights in Milton Keynes, and then back to the airport again.

Anyway, point being, it was a fantastic little car, and of course Milton Keynes was a great place to have a spin in it with it being such a 'roadey' sort of place. (Lots of roundabouts to zoom around!)

I remember it as being really peppy to drive, great handling, not insanely quick but it 'felt' very quick if that makes sense, just a joyful little car to chuck around the place.

Author:  Trooper [ Sat Feb 21, 2015 15:45 ]
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I have a Puma! It's very yellow...

£370, can't complain.

Author:  DavPaz [ Sat Feb 21, 2015 16:24 ]
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Blimey. What's wrong with it?

Author:  MaliA [ Sat Feb 21, 2015 16:25 ]
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I like that.

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Sat Feb 21, 2015 16:26 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
Blimey. What's wrong with it?



The colour

Author:  Trooper [ Sat Feb 21, 2015 16:28 ]
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Overheating occasionally, apparently. Plus the usual rusty wheelarches.
Should just need a new thermostat...

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Sat Feb 21, 2015 16:59 ]
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That won't take long to fix then. Excellent.

Author:  Grim... [ Sat Feb 21, 2015 17:48 ]
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Puma fight!

Author:  Trooper [ Sat Feb 21, 2015 18:01 ]
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I have a theory that it just has airlocks in the system, so doesn't actually need any parts to fix it. Reading up, Puma's are notoriously difficult to bleed the coolant and not get airlocks, and it recently (2 weeks ago) went to a back street garage to have the "coolant switch" replaced, according to the receipt. What's the betting they just didn't know how to bleed it properly...

Author:  Grim... [ Sat Feb 21, 2015 18:05 ]
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Ooh, pretty good, I reckon.

Author:  TheVision [ Sat Feb 21, 2015 22:32 ]
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So why are Puma's so special? Have I missed something?

You know what I'm like for collecting things. Don't get me started!

Author:  Trooper [ Sat Feb 21, 2015 23:17 ]
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TheVision wrote:
So why are Puma's so special? Have I missed something?

You know what I'm like for collecting things. Don't get me started!


Http://broadtrip.co.uk

Author:  MaliA [ Sun Feb 22, 2015 15:11 ]
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I was saved the hassle of getting under the big car in the snow, removing six clips to get to the oil plug as there, um mm, isn't any oil in the car.

Author:  JBR [ Sun Feb 22, 2015 23:47 ]
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Those Pumas are so lovely. Friend had one back in the day - he loved throwing it round roundabouts. Fun even as a passenger, stuck to the road like glue.

Author:  Grim... [ Sat Feb 28, 2015 21:50 ]
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Replaced the stereo, all the speakers and put a one-kilowatt sub in the boot.

I seem to have regressed to a teenager somewhat.

I love it :)

Author:  MrChris [ Sat Feb 28, 2015 22:04 ]
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I miss my puma. :(

Author:  DavPaz [ Sat Feb 28, 2015 22:07 ]
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I chnaged my car stereo this week. Nothing like that though, you charver.

Yes, charver. I'm bringing it back.

Author:  MrChris [ Sat Feb 28, 2015 22:29 ]
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I hope you guys are sticking viper stripes on those things - preferably with white emulsion.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Mar 03, 2015 20:00 ]
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Oops, smashed the Ka into the gatepost. Large dent in rear quarter. It might pull out. I shall visit a dent puller outer tomorrow. MrsA highly amused.

Author:  Kern [ Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:34 ]
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Time to play the annual 'what's legally wrong with my car' game.

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:39 ]
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Kern wrote:
Time to play the annual 'what's legally wrong with my car' game.


You going Banbury to the council one? It's by what was the Virgin Fi team if memory serves.

Author:  Kern [ Wed Mar 04, 2015 11:08 ]
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MaliA wrote:
You going Banbury to the council one? It's by what was the Virgin Fi team if memory serves.


Would have liked to, but Banbury's too far north to go on a workday (although I'm an agile worker with laptop and phone, I have meetings all this week). Used a place in Bicester, and expecting to make the cost of the 'half price MOT' in unnecessary repairs.

Author:  Kern [ Wed Mar 04, 2015 15:57 ]
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Kern wrote:
Time to play the annual 'what's legally wrong with my car' game.


Legal for another year! I think this is the first time I've ever owned a car that passed first time.

(Probably will need to look at tyre treads and brake pads though).

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Mar 04, 2015 19:03 ]
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OH SHIT SON

Image

Coming in 2016.

Author:  markg [ Wed Mar 04, 2015 19:51 ]
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:spew:

Author:  Cras [ Wed Mar 04, 2015 19:58 ]
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Is there much call for off-road hairdressers?

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Mar 04, 2015 20:28 ]
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There will be if you have the top down and the mud gets in your hair and stuff.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Wed Mar 04, 2015 20:30 ]
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Grim... wrote:
There will be if you have the top down and the mud gets in your hair and stuff.

That happens in the Tomcat anyway.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Mar 04, 2015 20:31 ]
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Only if someone happens to be throwing it nearby.

Nearby my house.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Wed Mar 04, 2015 20:36 ]
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Well, these days, if you got into it, you might brush some mud off the undergrowth entwined through the chassis.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Mar 04, 2015 20:39 ]
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This is true.

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Mar 04, 2015 20:50 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Well, these days, if you got into it, you might brush some mud off the undergrowth entwined through the chassis.


Man, yo cold, dawg!

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Wed Mar 04, 2015 20:53 ]
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Not as cold as the Tomcat's engine.

Author:  Trooper [ Wed Mar 04, 2015 21:34 ]
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http://store.steampowered.com/app/347990

Assetto Corsa releases it's first set of DLC next week, for £7.33.
"This package adds to Assetto Corsa the legendary circuit of Nurburgring-Nordschleife and ten new awesome cars. The circuit has been reproduced for the first time in a PC racing simulation using the Laserscan Technology, that guarantees the maximum level of precision in reproducing each detail of the track.
Features the Bridge To Gantry mode, that allows to simulate the real track day rules of Nurburgring. "

This might be of interest to someone on here ;)


Author:  Grim... [ Wed Mar 04, 2015 22:04 ]
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It might!

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Mar 06, 2015 19:52 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Oops, smashed the Ka into the gatepost. Large dent in rear quarter. It might pull out. I shall visit a dent puller outer tomorrow. MrsA highly amused.


Brown stuff is varnish

Author:  DBSnappa [ Sat Mar 07, 2015 13:01 ]
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Grim... wrote:
OH SHIT SON

Image

Coming in 2016.


Well, that's one way of resolving the lack of headroom in the rear of the evoque.

Author:  DavPaz [ Sat Mar 07, 2015 14:22 ]
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It looks like a fucking slipper.

Author:  krazywookie [ Sat Mar 07, 2015 18:59 ]
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That's the best kind of slipper

Author:  Hearthly [ Sat Mar 07, 2015 19:12 ]
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I don't think many hairdressers can afford an Evoque, it's more the car of the clientèle of posh hairdressers.

There is a dead posh hairdressers on Douglas prom, walk past there at any point in the day and I guarantee there'll be an Evoque or two parked in the vicinity. The drivers are invariably well-to-do middle-aged women (with fancy hair).

Most definitely not a vehicle for a chap.

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Sat Mar 07, 2015 20:23 ]
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We might be buying a Renault Twingo next weekend. It's funny how when you start to shop round for cars, the budget just wanders up and up....

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