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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:31 
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Home run here, Z.
Raise your bat to the crowd and take the adulation and applause, my son. Genius. :D

You drop your bat once you've hit it to run round the bases so how can he raise it? >:(

Wasn't Babe Ruth famous for waving his bat as he walked around?

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Home run here, Z.
Raise your bat to the crowd and take the adulation and applause, my son. Genius. :D

You drop your bat once you've hit it to run round the bases so how can he raise it? >:(

Wasn't Babe Ruth famous for waving his bat as he walked around?

As he came up to bat maybe. I never heard of him taking it around the bases.

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If you drop it after you hit it, you can pick it up and wave it once you've run all the way back round to the start again.

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If you drop it after you hit it, you can pick it up and wave it once you've run all the way back round to the start again.


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If you drop it after you hit it, you can pick it up and wave it once you've run all the way back round to the start again.

Nah, the bat boy will have snaffled it by then.

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If you drop it after you hit it, you can pick it up and wave it once you've run all the way back round to the start again.

Nah, the bat boy will have snaffled it by then.

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That GT4 has a bigger boot than Forester!

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That GT4 has a bigger boot than Forester!

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....TWO MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT!!! :metul:

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....TWO MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT!!! :metul:

"... Scream for me Longbeach!!" :D

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... 3153297255

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201703153297255

I mean, what the actual.


An x5?

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201703153297255

I mean, what the actual.

That looks like a lot of money for a near 14 year petrol SUV

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201703153297255

I mean, what the actual.

That looks like a lot of money for a near 14 year petrol SUV

And while it has some power, it'll handle like a barge too.

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You'll be able to drive just like you do in GTA5!

If it's not entirely plated in chrome with Beex blue tyre smoke then I'm not interested.

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It was the M colours on the grill and the terrible alloys that did it for me.

There's a 4.4 litre version with lower mileage for 3.5k from a private seller but Ruth doesnt like the cream leather seats for some reason.

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Our friends* have X5 with cream interior. Looks lovely, especially cream interior. NI plate on it (was cheaper to fly there and drive it back than buy local) so I dunno how old, but suspect 'not very'. She put picked up second set wheels with winter tyres on, too.

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They throwing in a full tank of diesel?


Ha! And a pine air freshener.

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How much were they asking for gap insurance, out of interest?


About £600 I think. (IIRC)

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So my Uncle has just bought a new car;

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The front ends all look the same so it's hard to tell. :D

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Nice colour. Also, is that a pension cash in present? A friend of mine has bought a fucking helicopter with his!

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Nice colour. Also, is that a pension cash in present? A friend of mine has bought a fucking helicopter with his!


He's just retired at 50 so it's a retirement present to himself from his payout (new VC backers so he got out with a shedload of cash)

It's the chap that's sorting out the Palmer Sport day later this month so hopefully I can sit it in it and masturbate have a drive if he brings it.

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I see Nick Mason slammed his McLaren F1 GTR into the tyre wall at this weekends Goodwood member's meeting. Ouch. Not a write off, but it won't t-cut out.
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The ivory coloured plastic on rear view mirror bugs me when I see it from the outside as all the other trim is black. Just seen a video showing how easily they detach, so I guess I'll be doing some more sweet modifications* to it tonight.

And also I'll be hiding my mates mirror next time I'm out in his golf. :D

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