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Author:  CUS [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 14:32 ]
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I've just been given a 6k salary raise, hoorah!
Author:  Grim... [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 14:34 ]
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GET IN!
Fucking good news, mate. What did you do?
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 14:34 ]
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Grim... wrote:
GET IN!
Fucking good news, mate. Who did you do?


FTFY

Good stuff, CUS.
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 14:35 ]
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So what's that in total then? Yes, I want to know exactly how much you earn. ;)
Author:  CUS [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 14:44 ]
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Grim... wrote:
GET IN!
Fucking good news, mate. What did you do?

Just my regular job. But lately, about half the dev team left (I've gone from 'the new guy' to being almost a senior developer, in just over a month), due to unhappiness with lots of stuff. So I think it's partly in reaction to that, and partly because I am good at what I do. But mostly because of people leaving :P

CG: 29k, which is excellent for a PHP development job around my neck of the woods (west midlands). Plus bonuses e.g. I got a £690 quarterly bonus last week. *looks at unused, dusty PS3 under table* I think I'm going to save for a holiday.
Author:  AceAceBaby [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 14:45 ]
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Was it worth the angst of the upheaval?

Image
Author:  RuySan [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 14:46 ]
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and i'm going to be unemployed soon. So respect the others and don't brag too much :roll:
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 14:46 ]
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Didn't actually expect you to tell me dude, but still, that's a very respectable amount of cash :D

Do you have student loans coming out? It's the one thing that annoys me most about earning, the more you earn the more of it gets stolen as a damn loan repayment. I think I'm scheduled to pay mine off in about 2021.
Author:  Grim... [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 14:47 ]
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RuySan wrote:
and i'm going to be unemployed soon. So respect the others and don't brag too much :roll:

Can you code PHP? Looks like CUS's place is going to be hiring soon.
Author:  GazChap [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 14:49 ]
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My boss agreed to give me a raise up to 30K a couple of months back, but now I'm going down to 3 days a week instead of 5 so it'll actually end up being 18. D'oh.

Still, good news CUS. You'd never get that off my boss if you came to work here so it's just as well you didn't send me your CV in the end ;)
Author:  thomsedavi [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 14:50 ]
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My student loan is huge and my income is abysmal. I've calculated that at the rate I'm currently paying off my student loan, it'll take 256 years.

SRSLY.
Author:  RuySan [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 14:50 ]
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Grim... wrote:
RuySan wrote:
and i'm going to be unemployed soon. So respect the others and don't brag too much :roll:

Can you code PHP? Looks like CUS's place is going to be hiring soon.


No, but i know something about hydraulics and sewage systems. I hope that can make for my lack of knowledge in PHP.
Author:  CUS [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 14:50 ]
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ComicalGnomes wrote:
Didn't actually expect you to tell me dude

*shrug* It's by far the most I've ever earned. Until last August, the most I'd ever previously earned was 18k a year (and that itself was a joy ), so I'm just all delighted, like.

Quote:
Do you have student loans coming out?

I've managed to avoid them until now due to cunningly never bothering to finish my degree. They start next month.

GazChap - yeah, it's bloody good news, especially as I was *this* close to quitting recently :D
Author:  pupil [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 14:57 ]
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I earn 15K, make payments to pay off my MA loan of about 1/2 my take home wage each month and have just had to draw 50 quid cash off my credit card because I have no more money until I get paid in 2 weeks.

Where do these 20K+ jobs exist, cos I've never bloody found one?
Author:  Pod [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 14:59 ]
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ComicalGnomes wrote:
Didn't actually expect you to tell me dude, but still, that's a very respectable amount of cash :D


I recently asked this on another forum. As in I posted "How much do you earn, please?". I don't understand why people get all fussy about it!
Author:  Squirt [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 14:59 ]
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Hooray for extra cash! Add another zero to the end of that, and you'll be 1/15th as rich as Grim...

I've been paying off my student loan for about 8 years now - I really hope it's done soon. It'll work out as about a 8% payrise when they stop taking it.
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:01 ]
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Pod wrote:
ComicalGnomes wrote:
Didn't actually expect you to tell me dude, but still, that's a very respectable amount of cash :D


I recently asked this on another forum. As in I posted "How much do you earn, please?". I don't understand why people get all fussy about it!


I don't get the reticence about this either. My dad refused to tell me what he earned until he retired. And even then he was iffy about it. Bee-zarre.
Author:  Tmuk [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:01 ]
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pupil wrote:
I earn 15K, make payments to pay off my MA loan of about 1/2 my take home wage each month and have just had to draw 50 quid cash off my credit card because I have no more money until I get paid in 2 weeks.

Where do these 20K+ jobs exist, cos I've never bloody found one?


Wow, I was about to grumble about my £21K job. I don't know how you survive on £15K, the rent must be a hell of a lot cheaper up in Leeds.
Congrats CUS by the way, you massive cunt.
Author:  Pod [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:03 ]
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Serious Question: Why don't you guys just suck it up and pay it back in large chunks? It's only 12k at most for you lot, isn't it? 4k a year? I'm sure you all can afford it, waht with having BRILLIANT JOBS from the fact you have a degree, no?
Author:  pupil [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:04 ]
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I'm old skool Uni, starting in '97, so only have about 7K worth of debt from doing 4 years of Undergrad study. 1 year of my MA put me 15K in the hole though, so that has balanced it out! I don't have to pay a penny of my Undergrad loan back until I ear more than 25K, HA, like that's gonna ever happen :P
Author:  RuySan [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:05 ]
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i have a degree and have a miserable wage of 1000€. But at least i don't have to pay 3£ for a pint of beer.
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:06 ]
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I don't discuss my income with anyone. I think, aside from me, only the bank knows it. And my boss, natch. Beer was 4 Euros in Ireland.
Author:  andyb [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:08 ]
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When I went to Uni, they paid me
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:09 ]
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pupil wrote:
I'm old skool Uni, starting in '97, so only have about 7K worth of debt from doing 4 years of Undergrad study. 1 year of my MA put me 15K in the hole though, so that has balanced it out! I don't have to pay a penny of my Undergrad loan back until I ear more than 25K, HA, like that's gonna ever happen :P


I started in 97 too, so no fees to pay back. Only took out £7k worth of loans, and paid the last of that off early in one chunk a couple of years ago.

Law school cost £8k for the year, though, which was a pain. I had to get a loan from the bank for that. Thankfully if you get a training contract at a law firm they pay that back for you. Or, if you're doing well at university and get a training contract in the third year (which is what a lot of people do), they pay for the law school fees upfront. They also give you support money for the year spent at law school (of around £2-3K).

I don't know why more people don't do law - it's relatively easy to study at university and at law school, you can arrange to get the law school fees paid for you before you even ever go there, and once you've started work there's no bother about promotion ever. For every year more qualified you are, you get paid more. How's that for an easy ride?

Mali - does Mrs Mali not know?
Author:  RuySan [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:10 ]
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i tell my wage to anyone who asks, the same with my political preferences and voting history and sexual preferences.

I never understood the fuss about it.


I know also how much is the beer in ireland. I've been there on holidays 4 years ago. Only thing cheap in the country was the car rental (which is compensated by the ridiculous parking costs)
Author:  pupil [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:10 ]
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Tmuk wrote:
Wow, I was about to grumble about my £21K job. I don't know how you survive on £15K, the rent must be a hell of a lot cheaper up in Leeds.
Congrats CUS by the way, you massive cunt.


Leeds is one of the most expensive places in the North to live, actually (especially in the studenty area I live in).

In 2006, the year after finishing my MA, I JUST managed to scrape through the year, working full time on a per annum wage of 8.5K, NO JOKE. I am skilled at living on absolutely fuck all beyond mere human capabilities. Co-op skip across the road from us usually has lots of loaves of bread in it on a Sunday night :P
Author:  RuySan [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:11 ]
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Mr Chris wrote:

I don't know why more people don't do law



because its boring?
Author:  LaceSensor [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:12 ]
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snore


also buy everyone something
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:12 ]
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Mr Chris wrote:

Mali - does Mrs Mali not know?


I think she's got a fair idea but not exactly. That and I often leave payslips around the house de to my unique filing system. Mind you, I was having a flick through new Scientist yesterday, and I'm still fucking amazed at how poorly scientist are paid in this country, which is why I'm getting out of science. Might go back to college.
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:13 ]
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RuySan wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:

I don't know why more people don't do law



because its boring?


Well, it isn't, so there.

The study of law combines politics, philosophy, pedantry and arguing. What's not to like?

The practice of law does rather depend on what area you work in though. Tax lawyers, for instance, may as well be accountants.
Author:  Grim... [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:13 ]
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pupil wrote:
Where do these 20K+ jobs exist, cos I've never bloody found one?

London's a good place to start.
Author:  Pod [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:14 ]
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Mr Chris wrote:
I don't know why more people don't do law - it's relatively easy to study at university and at law school, you can arrange to get the law school fees paid for you before you even ever go there, and once you've started work there's no bother about promotion ever. For every year more qualified you are, you get paid more. How's that for an easy ride?

Mali - does Mrs Mali not know?


Lots of people do Law? At least they do here at Manchester. Also; I hear it's a massively shit world, especial if you work for the big corporations. You have to work 12 hours a day and be willing to stab every other sod in the back for months on end, only to find out you didn't get that promotion, then you jump off the top of the building, etc.

Grim... wrote:
pupil wrote:
Where do these 20K+ jobs exist, cos I've never bloody found one?

London's a good place to start.



Yes, but 20k in London is like 10k in Preston, isn't it? :)
Author:  LaceSensor [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:14 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:

Mali - does Mrs Mali not know?


I I'm still fucking amazed at how poorly scientist are paid in this country,

true that
Author:  RuySan [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:15 ]
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Mr Chris wrote:
RuySan wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:

I don't know why more people don't do law



because its boring?


Well, it isn't, so there.

The study of law combines politics, philosophy, pedantry and arguing. What's not to like?

The practice of law does rather depend on what area you work in though. Tax lawyers, for instance, may as well be accountants.


my sister is a lawyer, and she looks pretty much bored all the time.
Author:  pupil [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:15 ]
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BTW, congrats CUS :D I'm not jealous, honestly. Pleased for you. I'm just from the North West, whinging about being broke is a natural, instinctive reaction :P
Author:  Grim... [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:16 ]
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Pod wrote:
Grim... wrote:
pupil wrote:
Where do these 20K+ jobs exist, cos I've never bloody found one?

London's a good place to start.

Yes, but 20k in London is like 10k in Preston, isn't it? :)

You don't have to live in London to work in London.
Author:  AceAceBaby [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:16 ]
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pupil wrote:
Where do these 20K+ jobs exist, cos I've never bloody found one?


The NHS
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:17 ]
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Pod wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:
I don't know why more people don't do law - it's relatively easy to study at university and at law school, you can arrange to get the law school fees paid for you before you even ever go there, and once you've started work there's no bother about promotion ever. For every year more qualified you are, you get paid more. How's that for an easy ride?

Mali - does Mrs Mali not know?


Lots of people do Law? At least they do here at Manchester. Also; I hear it's a massively shit world, especial if you work for the big corporations. You have to work 12 hours a day and be willing to stab every other sod in the back for months on end, only to find out you didn't get that promotion, then you jump off the top of the building, etc.


You can choose not to work for one of the big City firms. There are lots of lovely high-paying law firms around where you can happily leave at 5.30 every night. Actually, I know people at big City firms who do just that. Honestly, the marketing people at the multi-national cosmetics company I used to work at worked longer hours than most lawyers.

Lawyers just whinge a lot if they have to stay late once a month. I'm very happy with the life, and in 6 years of lawyering can count on three hands the number of 12 hour days I've worked.

ruysan wrote:
my sister is a lawyer, and she looks pretty much bored all the time.


This'd be whilst you're talking to her, yeah?
Author:  RuySan [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:17 ]
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LaceSensor wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:

Mali - does Mrs Mali not know?


I I'm still fucking amazed at how poorly scientist are paid in this country,

true that


so its seems everyone except americans complain about that. Scientists here rely on 1 year scholarships so you can never make much planning on your life. The scholarships aren't much either. About 1300€/month i think
Author:  pupil [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:18 ]
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Pod wrote:
Yes, but 20k in London is like 10k in Preston, isn't it? :)


Precisely, and you have to work twice as many hours (including commuting) to earn it. Why bother?
Author:  RuySan [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:19 ]
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Mr Chris wrote:

ruysan wrote:
my sister is a lawyer, and she looks pretty much bored all the time.


This'd be whilst you're talking to her, yeah?


fuck off.....dick
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:20 ]
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Well done CUS!
It's not what you know, it's who you blow
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:20 ]
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Oh, yeah, well done. Good stuff.
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:20 ]
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RuySan wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:

ruysan wrote:
my sister is a lawyer, and she looks pretty much bored all the time.


This'd be whilst you're talking to her, yeah?


fuck off.....dick


Joking, dude.
Author:  Whomper [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:21 ]
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I started on £12k in this job, and I've got up to £23k in two years. Makes me wonder where I could be if I hadn't drifted around for 2 years after Uni desperately trying not to make any life decisions.

My student loans are similarly gargantuan, but I've simply decided to ignore them and focus on paying off the mortgage. They're just another little nibble from my pre-tax paycheck.
Author:  RuySan [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:22 ]
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Mr Chris wrote:
RuySan wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:

ruysan wrote:
my sister is a lawyer, and she looks pretty much bored all the time.


This'd be whilst you're talking to her, yeah?


fuck off.....dick


Joking, dude.


me too, dick
Author:  Grim... [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:22 ]
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pupil wrote:
Pod wrote:
Yes, but 20k in London is like 10k in Preston, isn't it? :)

Precisely, and you have to work twice as many hours (including commuting) to earn it. Why bother?

Depends where you live, and what you do with your time.
A good chum lived in Bedford and paid £400 a month rent for a two-bed house. He earned £30k in London (as opposed to doing the same job in nearby St. Neots for £19k), and his commute was an hour, each way.
Author:  Curiosity [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:22 ]
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Grim... wrote:
pupil wrote:
Where do these 20K+ jobs exist, cos I've never bloody found one?

London's a good place to start.


Indeed. I earn a fortune... MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

That said, I live in London and thusly it feels like I earn a pittance.
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:26 ]
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Nested quotes ftw, RuySan.

Here, have a Hoff:

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Author:  pupil [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:31 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Depends where you live, and what you do with your time.
A good chum lived in Bedford and paid £400 a month rent for a two-bed house. He earned £30k in London (as opposed to doing the same job in nearby St. Neots for £19k), and his commute was an hour, each way.


The original question was rhetorical really, but I know what you mean :) I have friends earning a fortune in London, but it depends what you are experienced in. I work in Higher Education, so working in London will just get me a couple K more, nothing really considering the extra cost of living there. But mainly, I don't want to live in the city, I'm too much of a country kinda guy. Give me 20K anywhere remotely nice (job in Brighton pleeeeeeeease!) and I'll have my post grad loan paid off in 3 years then I'm free.

Like I say, I'm more whinging for the sake of whinging, I get by ok :) It's lucky I have no real expensive vices other than the occasional computer upgrade and I'm ugly as sin so don't have to worry about the expense of a girlfriend :P
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