Who would you like to pop round for coffee?

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:56

This is stolen off Plisskens great story in the claim to fame thread.

If you had to have one person turn up at your door step, out of the blue, just for coffee.. Who would you want?

Bear in mind that a cup of coffee won't last long so you can only have a few minutes conversation and that is all.

I'd like Tommy Lee from Motley Crue to come around. He looks to be fun and he's always been someone I wanted to meet, but I imagine all the "Dude" and "Sweet!" would get tiresome before too long.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:58

Piers Morgan
Bill Clinton

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Patrick Stewart, I'd talk about EVE Online.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

Charlie Brooker.

Thread over?

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 13:05

madeleine Mccann

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

MaliA wrote:

madeleine Mccann

Now it's thread over.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

Ahaha

pupil · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 13:10

I know a guy in Leeds who made a joke about being Maddies killer on a forum somewhere. 2 weeks later, the police stormed his house and he was arrested. Be careful what you say.

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

Sheikh Khalifa Bin Zayed Al Nahyan

I'd charge him a couple of million for use of the cup. At least.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

pupil wrote:

I know a guy in Leeds who made a joke about being Maddies killer on a forum somewhere. 2 weeks later, the police stormed his house and he was arrested. Be careful what you say.

What the hell?

?:|

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

pupil wrote:

I know a guy in Leeds who made a joke about being Maddies killer on a forum somewhere. 2 weeks later, the police stormed his house and he was arrested. Be careful what you say.

If you can get onto the wireless AP of someone you want to set up this could be a particularly cutting practical joke.

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 13:15

richardgaywood wrote:

pupil wrote:

I know a guy in Leeds who made a joke about being Maddies killer on a forum somewhere. 2 weeks later, the police stormed his house and he was arrested. Be careful what you say.

If you can get onto the wireless AP of someone you want to set up this could be a particularly cutting practical joke.

I know the password on my dads wireless router!!!!

.. oh... erm.... hang on....

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 13:16

My router is not secured.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

I feel like initiating an "I kidnapped Madie" campaign, and get as many people on as many public forums to post that they kidnapped Madie, just to fuck over the police.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 13:17

Are we allowed dead people?

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

We already had Madeleine Mccann

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 13:18

Grim... wrote:

Are we allowed dead people?

As long as they like coffee!

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Grim... wrote:

Are we allowed dead people?

They wouldn't be very talkative.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 13:18

IF I DID IT.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 13:19

Grim... wrote:

Are we allowed dead people?

Serious question about my answer and Mali's.

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 13:21

LewieP wrote:

We already had Madeleine Mccann

Inside LewiePs local police station... The sarge is sitting down enjoying a doughnut while looking at the BBC news. Suddenly, a deputy rushes in...

Deputy - "Sarge, Sarge! Quick! Someone mentioned Maddie on a forum somewhere! We must visit his home... he HAS to have something to do with it, he just has too!!"
Sarge - ".... Let's roll!"

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 13:22

Dead people are allowed seeing as most of the people I would like to chat to are dead.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 13:22

So, er, yeah. Al Murray or Kenneth Williams.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 13:24

Al murray is dead?

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 13:29

MaliA wrote:

Al murray is dead?

You'll get a visit from the police in the next couple of days for conspiring to kill Al Murray.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Fred Dinenage.

BUT NO HANGERS ON!

Tmuk · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 13:31

I'd think it was a bit cheeky and presumptuous of them to turn up at mine demanding coffee, particularly when I'm a tea drinker. I'd enjoy telling Morrissey to fuck off and get his own coffee though. I can just picture him walking off down the garden path looking really dejected. He'd brought flowers and everything.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 13:33

Stephen Fry, obviously.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 13:34

LewieP wrote:

I feel like initiating an "I kidnapped Madie" campaign, and get as many people on as many public forums to post that they kidnapped Madie, just to fuck over the police.

Last year at Glastonbury we went round screaming 'MADDIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!' to try to turn it into a meme.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Curiosity wrote:

Stephen Fry, obviously.

I was thinking that, then I realised I'd probably rather actually have Hugh Laurie round.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 13:36

Curiosity wrote:

Stephen Fry, obviously.

I was going to say that

Adding "Looks who's crawled back..." when I open the door.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

myoptika wrote:

LewieP wrote:

I feel like initiating an "I kidnapped Madie" campaign, and get as many people on as many public forums to post that they kidnapped Madie, just to fuck over the police.

Last year at Glastonbury we went round screaming 'MADDIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!' to try to turn it into a meme.

I think I heard that.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 13:43

You might also have seen 'Team Finger'.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

MaliA wrote:

Bill Clinton

My mother met him on a golf course once.

I've decided it's safest to not hear the rest of the story but apparently he was very nice.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 13:55

Does it involve cigars?

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16560

Richard Dawkins, I'd amuse myself by pretending to be an intractable creationist and watching his head turn purple.

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 13:56

Definitely Stephen Fry. Or Harry Hill.

But which would be better?

There's only one way to find out!

Scarysheep3000 · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 13:58

Coffee with Stephen Fry would be far too brief. He'd be a splendid dinner party guest.

Coffee: Jerry Sadowitz.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

I think Steven Fry prefers tea

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

pupil wrote:

I know a guy in Leeds who made a joke about being Maddies killer on a forum somewhere. 2 weeks later, the police stormed his house and he was arrested. Be careful what you say.

Am I the only person who is slightly disbelieving of this?

myp · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 14:08

Have you heard Stephen Fry's podgram things? What a load of old waffling nonsense (and I'm a fan of his).

Plissken · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 14:08

Scarysheep3000 wrote:

Coffee: Jerry Sadowitz.

He would agree to come around for coffee and then pull out at the last minute having demanded sugar as well.
</bitter in-reference>

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Mr Chris wrote:

pupil wrote:

I know a guy in Leeds who made a joke about being Maddies killer on a forum somewhere. 2 weeks later, the police stormed his house and he was arrested. Be careful what you say.

Am I the only person who is slightly disbelieving of this?

There's an easy way for you to find out.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

JOANS KILLED MADDIE.

Right, report back in 2 weeks, please.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

I really should have seen that coming.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 14:19

After all, she's seen you coming.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Is that what that thing in her eye is?

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

She already had that, so it must have been the parents. Case Closed.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 14:46

Mr Chris wrote:

pupil wrote:

I know a guy in Leeds who made a joke about being Maddies killer on a forum somewhere. 2 weeks later, the police stormed his house and he was arrested. Be careful what you say.

Am I the only person who is slightly disbelieving of this?

I assumed they weren't related items, just coincidence...

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Curiosity wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

pupil wrote:

I know a guy in Leeds who made a joke about being Maddies killer on a forum somewhere. 2 weeks later, the police stormed his house and he was arrested. Be careful what you say.

Am I the only person who is slightly disbelieving of this?

I assumed they weren't related items, just coincidence...

I thought the "be careful what you say" suggested that there was a link. Still, I could be reading it wrong.

However, what wasn't mentioned was whether they found Maddie in this chap's house or not.

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