Be Excellent To Each Other

I haven't got him a birthday present, or a card, so this thread will have to do. Congratulations, you're a year closer to dying. ul.

Sorry, but this Birthday obviously doesn't count.

Cheers

Cards and presents unrequired, I'm running out of space in my flat due to now owning 2 microwaves and 2 bins.

Free microwave and bin to anyone in Manchester.

Bon anniversaire, Monsuier Sensor!

Happy Birthday, chap.

Happy birthday, Lace!

Have a good one.

Might not register on the forum as I typically give false details.
Scared of people hacking my life and stealing my ID or something.

Quarter century, what a ballache.
Nothing to show for it.
I might make a thread, your top 10 worldly possessions. see what people have accumulated that they are proud of.

Grim...'s road would hopefully feature in his list.

And on the plus side if there are no takers, I know how you can combine these two items.

Happy Birthday!

Someone bought you a bin for your birthday?
Oh, well, it's the thought that counts I guess.

Happy Birthday.

Happy bee day, bra.

Oh for fucks sake, not another birthday. There's always someone having a birthday at the most inconvenient time of year. It's either in winter, or summer, sometimes spring. Those bloody autumn birthdays are a pain in the arse too - I just can't be bothered with them. Next you'll be saying that people should be having one a year, which is quite frankly ludicrous thinking.

Anyway, must be off - I've got to tell my friend Richard that anything he chooses is fine, followed by having a quick nap.

Effusive congratulations on not being dead yet!

Sub: Please check.

You survived another year — hoorah! Happy Birthday.

Now, let's see if you can thwart my next trap.

Well I asked for it, as the one I was using was crap. THis one is nice and shiny aluminium and has a working lid (!)

Nice! We need a new bin for the kitchen really badly. Ours is cracked at the bottom and the lid keeps falling off.

Happy Lacesensor, birthday!

Happy Birthday.