Be Excellent To Each Other

"TescoTown"

It took me a while to get the hang of Siobhan and Niamh.

And Leicester

The first, yes, me, too. In fact i was 24...

Niamh was easy enough as I knew one.

Go away, both of you. Anyway, that still makes it 'Bice-ter' in my head.

Grim... are you merican or something? frikkin tard

Yeah. Hmm...

Yeah, tardy mctard tard.

Still not sure why 'Quay' is pronounced 'Key' though.

I'm sure that this: Naomi

Used to be "ny-oh-me" but now it seems to be "gnomey"

Nay-oh-me where I come from (which, as we've established, is Tardville).

Definitely Ny-oh-me.

Tardville. Population: Muh.

Nay-oh-mee, indeed.

And the world would be a better place if Quay was pronounced 'kway'.

Wasn't there a singer whose name was pronounced "finlay kway"?

Yep, I think that was Quaye though.

Yes. Finlay Quaye.

Something about Sunday Shining.

Anyway - it's "Nay-oh-me", and always has been.

Big up the Land Rova Massiv

Awesomes. Good work, sir.

Brilliant!

I love those posh names. St John pronounced sinjen. Kinvara Balfour who insisted on being called Tuppy *sigh*
IIRC didn't Benz name Mercedes after his daughter Mercedes?
Eoin is another one - I met someone who insisted it was pronounced Eeeorn - it's fucking Owen in gaelic!
Hermione is another mouthful, but the Welsh get first prize for plug ugly girls names some of which have beautiful translations, most of which sounds like you're clearing your throat - I know this as I gave my daughter a Welsh name and picked the only one I could find that wasn't a cliche (Sian, Mari, Rhian) and didn't have more than three syllables.
Blodwyn means snow blossom <- that's not what I called my daughter, incidentally

Ralph Fiennes can fuck off with that as well.

Lord Featherstone-Haugh, pronounced "Lord Fanshaw".

Shit like that strikes me as a rich persons' conspiracy so that they have yet another thing to laugh at the plebs about. "Oh, heavens, Tarquin, your maid can't even pronounce something as simple as that! Haw haw! Where ever did you find such a specimen? Haw haw!".

Cunts.

I do hope you are all pronouncing Zhairdoughs correctly.

Magdalene College, pronounced "Maudlin", you know, like Mary Maudlin in that there Bible.

I used to live in Earby, which was variably pronounced by outsiders as "Ireby", "Errrby" and "Ear-bye".

It got easier when I moved to Colne.

FTFY

Yeah, Oxfrord and Cambridge each have a Magdelen, but one's got an extra "e" on the end.

Sorry, couldn't resist. Ra-ra-ra etc.

Oxford >>>>>>>>>>>> Cambridge

SOAS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oxbridge

Why don't you have a boat race to decide on the winner?

You fucking toffs.

LOL plebs,

Oh, hang on...

Where's Paddy?

[runs]

We're going to smash the oiks!