Be Excellent To Each Other

I need a "joke" tag or something.

Well I thought it was a half-joke (I didn't take the insane or women bit seriously).

MR OH DEAR FACE

Other than your name?

FNAR.

That was the only serious thing I've posted since... ever.

I agree. It's like you've taken off your face. It's almost as horrible to look at as Grim...s normal one. Please sort it!

MR SAD FACE

Ha!

Vote Craster!

Dude, he was saying I'm the funny. Which is more than can be said for some 90s failure computer mascots.

No, he said you're a joke.

You clearly can't read. This is not a good quality for the King of the SubEds. VOTERS TAKE NOTE.

Looks like this is turning into a three-horse race!

Smear campaigns are not only allowed, but encouraged, btw.

MrChris sniffs men's bottoms.

Mr SPACE Chris, thanks very much.

Craster's reading and comprehension - 0 bananas out of 1000.

Actually, maybe Mr Chris should get the job, given that he is more focussed on correcting the name than rebuking the accusation.

I've been trying to decide on one.

Do you think it might increase my votes if I did?

A good SubEd keps his eye on the ball. Craster just keeps his on the balls.

Oh dear.

Editing is after the fact, innit.

('Right CUS?' 'Right Chris!')

Has Mr Chris won yet?

Not until Sunday!

Screw you! Screw you, bitch! You'll all regret this.

Should I make a "Well done Mr Chris" banner for Sunday?

I am now promising a free computer game* to anyone who votes for me. I don't want to win, but my ego would like to think I could put up a sporting fight.



* Amstrad CPC tape games only. Offer may not be honoured. Postage charges apply. Game may not actually load due to age. Offer not open to people under the age of 18, over the age of 19, the Welsh or any oxygen breathers.

Isn't Mr. Chris only runnnig to spite Zardoz?

Your freebie offer while tempting is nowhere near as excellent as your new Bennie avatar.

I have already cast my vote for Mr Chris, but wish you the best of luck in becoming his deputy.

I'm not in the running, and I only buy games that Dimrill has anyway so I won't even read all that crap.

For some reason I got you and craster mixed up! Please don't hurt me

I bet you just go round Dimrills house with a C90 and copy his games on his twin tape deck don't you? You cad!

This isn't fair. You can't hold an election and not inform the nominees! How am I supposed to extort people for votes without adequate notice? This is precisely why armed insurrection is inherently superior to this newfangled 'democracy' fad. That and the snide smearing of the modern age is so terribly petty and undignified compared to a decent kidnapping and distant, poignant gunshot.

I demand a recount. Or, in the spirit of compromise, biscuits.

All heil Mr Chris! All heil Mr Chris! All heil glorious leader!

Thank you, thank you all.

The wise people who voted for me will soon be receiving their biscuity rewards.

Those who voted for Craster will be getting their just desserts. And I can tell you it's more on the bread pudding end of the scale rather than cheese cake.

However, I note, with some dismay, that my title remains "SubEd", rather than the clearly more appropriate "King of the SubEds [and Craster's Daddy]" The wording in square brackets is optional, of course, as it barely needs saying..

The previous King of Sub-Eds has been dethroned, deported, and detained, due to egotistical madness.

All hail Craster, new King of Sub-Eds!

You can't thwart the will of the people, man. Are you Laughing Bob Mugabe or something?

Craster ships arms to CUS.

I have just now almost vomited, having seen this whilst inhaling smoke, and laughing so hard that I went a bit wonky and started dry-heaving.

Laughing Bob Mugabe needs to be something, damnit!