Be Excellent To Each Other

I'm shocked and appalled that someone other than Craster has voted for Craster, after his ghastly display of arrogance earlier. Has your mum registered, Cras?

It's gone from poo-brown to a blood/poo mix of purple.


I suggest you see a GP.

Can I change my vote to Curiosity? I'm on the "anyone but Craster" ticket, now.

Whatever, Hillary.

Without going directly into the database (which I don't have access to), I don't know how to do that. Maybe Grim... can comply.

Vote Curiosity!

I am campaigning on a platform of being less distasteful than some of the other candidates.

Yes, anyone can change their vote at any time.

Hang on. Now Craster's lost a vote but none of the other candidates have gained one. I'm confused.

You'll rue this.

RUE IT.




MR RUEFUL FACE.

Less farting and more campaigning and you might yet still win.

MR HE HASN'T GOT A HOPE FACE.

I will give everyone biscuits.

VOTE MR CHRIS FOR BISCUITS

YOUZ HAZ A BIZKITZ?!

*Please note that this promise only extends to guaranteeing the existence of biscuits in general. Mr Chris cannot guarantee that any of the biscuits currently in existence will be located near the voter and any voter claiming a biscuit as a result of this statement is agreeing that they may be rendered down for use in glue. Your soul is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on it.

Done!

Some cretin has voted for me. Don't vote for me, I can barely spell! My subbing only consists of givings stylistic comments or factual corrections as it's beyond my ability to correct peoples grammer or spelling.

It's like the time we tried to vote the most unpopular boy in class the year leader I tells ya!*



* He was half Iraqi. He joined our school September 1990. You can imagine the japes. Even the teachers hated him.

MrChris' biscuits are of the type known as 'soggy biscuits'. I feel this should be known.

I voted for Mr Chris. Hobbes rubbing his hands in gleeful expectation of exploitative power can only be a good thing.

I think...

Excitement!

I can't believe Limp Bizkit boy is winning.

MR OMG FACE

HAHAHAH POWER HAHAHHAHAHA YOU'LL ALL BE MY SLAVES MWAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Goodness, did I type that?

Ignore pls. Thnks. There will be biscuits.

My campaign is floundering, and I have no policies to speak of. I hereby appoint you as my campaign manager. Get me votes!

I have voted, but I shan't tell you who for...

Do you guys reckon this approach would work running for high political office? If so I'm tempted to run for London Mayor on the basis of a heavily caveated promise of biscuits.

It's quite easy to figure out.

MR WINKY FACE

It's just occurred to me that as The King of The SubEds's constituency will be the other SubEds, shouldn't it just be them that are voting for their leader, rather than opening it up to the general plebbery?

Oh, they aren't voting on you being our leader.

They are voting on if all the subs were all in a plane crash in the jungle, which one of us should be eaten first.

CHINNY! PUT ON A DAMN AVATAR ALREADY!

It's in the whole forum's best interests to have a good SuperSupEd though, surely?

True, but it's like opening up the vote in the general election to people who don't own a freehold. You may as well let women and the insane vote as well.

I think it's all about being inclusive. We (the mods) want everyone to feel like they own a bit of this place and have a say in how it's run.

I need a "joke" tag or something.

Well I thought it was a half-joke (I didn't take the insane or women bit seriously).

MR OH DEAR FACE

Other than your name?

FNAR.

That was the only serious thing I've posted since... ever.

I agree. It's like you've taken off your face. It's almost as horrible to look at as Grim...s normal one. Please sort it!

MR SAD FACE

Ha!

Vote Craster!

Dude, he was saying I'm the funny. Which is more than can be said for some 90s failure computer mascots.

No, he said you're a joke.

You clearly can't read. This is not a good quality for the King of the SubEds. VOTERS TAKE NOTE.

Looks like this is turning into a three-horse race!

Smear campaigns are not only allowed, but encouraged, btw.

MrChris sniffs men's bottoms.

Mr SPACE Chris, thanks very much.

Craster's reading and comprehension - 0 bananas out of 1000.

Actually, maybe Mr Chris should get the job, given that he is more focussed on correcting the name than rebuking the accusation.

I've been trying to decide on one.

Do you think it might increase my votes if I did?

A good SubEd keps his eye on the ball. Craster just keeps his on the balls.

Oh dear.

Editing is after the fact, innit.

('Right CUS?' 'Right Chris!')

Has Mr Chris won yet?

Not until Sunday!