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Author:  sinister agent [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:59 ]
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Use of the word "rota" is grounds for immediate eviction as far as I'm concerned.
Author:  Dudley [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:34 ]
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I'd like a rota, as I say I'm happy to clean, I just don't think things are dirty enough (or even notice) until other people have already done them. Without a rota I end up not cleaning because other people get there first.
Author:  TheVision [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:45 ]
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davpaz wrote:


He did have a dreamcast though.




He sounds like a great bloke!!!
Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:08 ]
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He used to let us watch him play a wide variety of game. Yep he only had the one. Crazy Taxi I think. He traded in a N64 with dozens of games for a Dreamcast with Crazy Taxi.

Dick.

He didn't like me pointing out that gta3 basically had the whole of crazy taxi in it as a throwaway sub-game.
Author:  NervousPete [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:19 ]
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davpaz wrote:
He used to let us watch him play a wide variety of game. Yep he only had the one. Crazy Taxi I think. He traded in a N64 with dozens of games for a Dreamcast with Crazy Taxi.

Dick.

He didn't like me pointing out that gta3 basically had the whole of crazy taxi in it as a throwaway sub-game.


This man you speak of must die. The Gods have spoken.

I'm thinking of assigning a zone to each housemate. I'll take the toughest one - the kitchen. The second tidiest can take the living room. The two semi-slobsters between them can do the bathrooms and the chief slobster can do the hall and landing in a 'damage minimizing' delegation.

So there's no rota, just Berlin style zones. But will it work? Hmm... ?:|
Author:  MrChris [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:22 ]
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Whoever dislikes dirt the most will end up doing all the cleaning, as they'll get fed up of waiting for anyone else to get round to doing their bits, in my experience.
Author:  Dudley [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:36 ]
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davpaz wrote:
He used to let us watch him play a wide variety of game. Yep he only had the one. Crazy Taxi I think. He traded in a N64 with dozens of games for a Dreamcast with Crazy Taxi.

Dick.

He didn't like me pointing out that gta3 basically had the whole of crazy taxi in it as a throwaway sub-game.


Probably because it doesn't, unless GTA also has "the whole of Gran Turismo in"
Author:  NervousPete [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:36 ]
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Mr Chris wrote:
Whoever dislikes dirt the most will end up doing all the cleaning, as they'll get fed up of waiting for anyone else to get round to doing their bits, in my experience.


So that's where I'm going wrong in our 'shower hour' communal body scrubbing! :(
Author:  Dudley [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:37 ]
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Mr Chris wrote:
Whoever dislikes dirt the most will end up doing all the cleaning, as they'll get fed up of waiting for anyone else to get round to doing their bits, in my experience.


Which is why you have a rota. I do my specific dirt (dishes/room). If you want me to do communal stuff you WILL have to ask me if you notice dirt before I do. Then I'll clean it, but don't do it and then sulk like one of my flat mates does.
Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:02 ]
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Dudley wrote:
Probably because it doesn't, unless GTA also has "the whole of Gran Turismo in"


Ah, that's why I said 'basically'. The essense of crazy taxi, the basic 50p per go in an arcade type game can be recreated with GTA3. I agree there's little of the depth that the full game offers.

As for Gran Turismo... imagine having to take a license test before beginning GTA?

"Test 3.1 - Car Jacking - Stomping the driver after ejection is optional but prevents the owner 'jacking back' and removes the satisfaction of squishing said owner with their own vehicle"
Author:  MrChris [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:08 ]
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Dudley wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:
Whoever dislikes dirt the most will end up doing all the cleaning, as they'll get fed up of waiting for anyone else to get round to doing their bits, in my experience.


If you want me to do communal stuff you WILL have to ask me if you notice dirt before I do. Then I'll clean it

OK - Duds, I've noticed my bathroom needs cleaning. Please sort this out.
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 14:55 ]
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My mate X-Files used to share a room when he was in halls at Uni, and I sometimes went up to visit him. Once, his roommate was out, and X-Files told me how odd his roommate was, and showed me some of the wierd things he had.
One such thing was a display of Frijj (sp?) milkshake bottles, three of them, with the labels torn off. X had asked him why, and he said they all had different smells. I checked, and indeed they did - strawberry, banana and chocolate.
Apparently, when the roommate got back, he was in the room for less than ten minutes (X was playing on his PC, facing the wall) when he started to shout at him for touching his stuff - it turns out I'd put the (absolutely identical apart from the smell, don't forget) bottles back in the wrong order.
That's odd.
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 15:00 ]
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Having a mate called X-files is odd too.
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 15:02 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
Having a mate called X-files is odd too.

Says fucking "Zardoz".
Author:  metalangel [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 15:07 ]
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I had a psychotic housemate who used to shout and scream and bawl at me for not dropping whatever I was doing (including but not limited to, being in my room, in my bed, with girls, on a weekend morning) IMMEDIATELY and coming to help whenever she decided to do the cleaning. This included but was not limited to turning off the power shower while I was in it (also sometimes with girls) as 'revenge'.

I had another housemate who came up with a Grim... style list of 'house rules' to follow. Except, he'd written them, so all his 'penalties' were based on things that he never did anyway, while all of ours were all but impossible to avoid. Suffice it to say, we told him to get fucked, the fucking cunting posho only child smug cunt.
Author:  MrChris [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 15:12 ]
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MetalAngel wrote:
in my room, in my bed, with girls, on a weekend morning


She interrupted you having threesomes? The bitch.
Author:  metalangel [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 15:16 ]
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Sadly, no, just one girl. Though there were two girls in the room if she (housemate) burst in.
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 15:27 ]
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My housemate sharing went like this:

Uni 1st Year: Me and 7 random people who stole my bread. Two girls argued so much with one of the lads over an accidentally drunk bottle of pepsi that the two girls moved out to another hall, to be replaced by two more girls who were right cockney geeezaaaaas. Nothing else of note.

Uni 2nd Year: Lived with LaceSensor and two other people, one of whom was a mild cunt by refusing to chip in for the internet until I eventually went mental at him for freely using the other housemate's PC whenever desired. He also decided to drop out at the end of the 1st year, making him liable for council tax that he was not happy to pay for himself. Cunt.

Uni 3rd Year: Lived with 3 guys in a flat, two of whom I knew, and one random guy who eventually left and was replaced by an Asian chap from Oman who clearly had never been drunk before coming to this country, and so spent most of the time drunk and/or stealing any alcohol we had in the flat. Cunt.

Post-Uni: Lived with one guy in a shared flat, who was entirely reasonable except for the time he used my kitchen roll because he'd run out of toilet paper. Cunt. Gf moved in towards the end of the year.

Thereafter: Lived with gf, which was fine until she moved out 7 weeks ago. Living by myself has a lot of merit ;)
Author:  Cras [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 16:00 ]
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I used to live with a guy who was always the last to leave the house for work in the morning (there were 3 of us), and he would always have a piss just before he left, and not flush. The toilet was next to the radiator, so the house always smelt of warm piss when you got home from work.

He flat out denied it every time - as if there was some odd burglar who was neatly breaking in, urinating, and leaving again every single day.
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 16:02 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
Having a mate called X-files is odd too.

Says fucking "Zardoz".

:DD

That's just my internet celebrity handle.
Author:  Kern [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 16:04 ]
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Hmm... I wonder if there are forums out there where all of our old flatmates are congregating and ranting about us
Author:  Cras [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 16:14 ]
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We probably are, unknowingly, each others' old flatmates.
Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 16:15 ]
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I am ALL of your housemates.

Except mine
Author:  The Rev Owen [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 16:16 ]
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If I ever knocked you down and threatened you with death after you peed on the floor while drunk, sorry and all that.
Author:  MrChris [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 16:18 ]
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The Rev Owen wrote:
If I ever knocked you down and threatened you with death after you peed on the floor while drunk, sorry and all that.

It was no less than I deserved.
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 16:22 ]
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davpaz wrote:
I am ALL of your housemates.

Except mine


You're a Danish guy into erotic comics who drank pot fulls of tea and ate mostly noodles with ketchup who spunked most of his grant on a classic Norton?
Author:  Cras [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 16:24 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
You're a Danish guy into erotic comics who drank pot fulls of tea and ate mostly noodles with ketchup who spunked most of his grant on a classic Norton?


I'd quite like to be, to be honest.
Author:  MrChris [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 16:24 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
davpaz wrote:
I am ALL of your housemates.

Except mine


You're a Danish guy into erotic comics who drank pot fulls of tea and ate mostly noodles with ketchup who spunked most of his grant on a classic Norton?


And a 6'6" Austrian skinhead who became a buddhist monk, changed his name to "Kigan San" and smoked a big Gandalf pipe?
Author:  Ian Osborne [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 16:26 ]
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ComicalGnomes wrote:
Lived with one guy in a shared flat, who was entirely reasonable except for the time he used my kitchen roll because he'd run out of toilet paper. Cunt.

That's a bit strong - do you really begrudge him a few squares of kitchen roll in his hour of need? Unless he left the used pieces on the roll... :spew:
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 16:26 ]
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Craster wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
You're a Danish guy into erotic comics who drank pot fulls of tea and ate mostly noodles with ketchup who spunked most of his grant on a classic Norton?


I'd quite like to be, to be honest.


You would also listen to Danish rap constantly and have bad breath and stoopid hair.
Author:  Malabelm [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 16:46 ]
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Ian Osborne wrote:
ComicalGnomes wrote:
Lived with one guy in a shared flat, who was entirely reasonable except for the time he used my kitchen roll because he'd run out of toilet paper. Cunt.

That's a bit strong - do you really begrudge him a few squares of kitchen roll in his hour of need? Unless he left the used pieces on the roll... :spew:


Or waddled into the kitchen with his pants round his ankles, swiped the kitchen roll from your hands, and used it there and then before handing it back.
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 16:52 ]
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No, but once you've taken a nearly new roll into the pisser and left it on the floor, you can bet I don't want to use the rest of it for any other purpose. I was aggreived.
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 16:53 ]
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Was this the start of all the anger CG?
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 16:59 ]
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I believe that was the 22nd year of my anger at the time.
Author:  YOG [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 17:03 ]
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As one of Deano's "Type Bs", I suspect living with anybody who isn't the sort of raving homosexual who gets out of the shower to take a piss is always going to be hard work.
Author:  Ian Osborne [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 17:17 ]
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ComicalGnomes wrote:
No, but once you've taken a nearly new roll into the pisser and left it on the floor, you can bet I don't want to use the rest of it for any other purpose. I was aggreived.

Fair point, ripping off a few squares and leaving the rest of the roll in the kitchen would've been the polite thing to do.

What happened to CUS's opening post anyway? Has he been nuked?
Author:  Joans [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 17:20 ]
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The thread got split, you can still see all the craziness here.
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 17:20 ]
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Nope, CUS isn't nuked. This is stripped out from another thread to keep it on topic. I think.
Author:  metalangel [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 19:36 ]
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My housemate chronology was as follows:

1st year university: halls, sharing a flat with two other Steves and an Angolan guy called Victor. The end result is that we were called Canadian Steve, Big Steve and Greek Steve. And Victor. While reasonably decent chaps, they were all hard drinking, hard smoking slobs who lived to womanize and watch football - half of which I wasn't into, so we didn't really become bezzie mates or anything.

2nd year university: house, sharing with three guys and a (posh) girl. Guy one was the aforementioned smug twat, guy two was an excellent, hard drinking mobile phone salesman who used to shit out half his bodyweight (and he wasn't a large chap) and leave enormous stains in the toilet pan. Guy three was a perverted Norwegian DJ. The girl was a friend of the smug twat. We also somehow ended up with a mysterious second girl, who we dubbed 'Mrs X'. She was Eastern European, was the boyfriend of the lavishly named bouncer 'Toni Oni' and loved to watch Happy Days with us.

3rd year university: same house, sharing with three girls and a guy. Girl one was the posh one from the previous year. Girl two was the crazy one mentioned earlier (she blames all her nuttiness on the stress of her degree). Girl three was a sexy drama student who used to get mercilessly drunk and bring her rude friends around to insult us. Guy was a Spanish music student.

After university: Huge house, Richard Gaywood and his two mates Toby and Nick. Became rather like Grim...'s house, in that Top Gear (and Jackass, and Die Hard) were worshipped, as was the barbecue, the Xbox, the file sharing site and technology in general.
Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 19:40 ]
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MetalAngel wrote:
After university: Huge house, Richard Gaywood and his two mates Toby and Nick. Became rather like Grim...'s house, in that Top Gear (and Jackass, and Die Hard) were worshipped, as was the barbecue, the Xbox, the file sharing site and technology in general.
I loved that house.
Author:  sinister agent [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 23:23 ]
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Aha. Ahaha. Eavesdropping on people is the best, isn't it? How else do you find out exactly how many utter fucking lies people are spreading about you?

Grnnnrgh. Not happy. How much are people charging for a shed these days?
Author:  sinister agent [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 23:48 ]
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Craster wrote:
I used to live with a guy who was always the last to leave the house for work in the morning (there were 3 of us), and he would always have a piss just before he left, and not flush. The toilet was next to the radiator, so the house always smelt of warm piss when you got home from work.

He flat out denied it every time - as if there was some odd burglar who was neatly breaking in, urinating, and leaving again every single day.


Oh yeah, sorry about that. Your bog handle was unpleasantly rusty, see.
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