Funnier than you, obviously, you've just repeated my joke back to me more or less.

I take no responsibility for you not understanding what I meant when I say that I decimated the World of Stuart - intentionally too, laughing the whole way through, stealing money from the BMX Bandits' mums and buying new full-price PS3 movie licenses. NOW BOW TO YOUR GOD.

Ah, but it's the way one tells 'em, CUS, and you need to work on your delivery.

Is someone somewhere awarding prizes?

Man, if I had another winky I'd be a porn star who can do rude things to two ladies at the same time.

Way to disprove this by being cuntish, there. Anyway, chinnyhill10 beat you to it, so you'll have to pick another one.

In any event, you are forgetting that I have the power to kill websites, as evidenced by my decimation of World of Stuart. It was only through a twinge of unusual pity that I did not simply kill it completely. Ah, yes. Indeed, each of you should bow down before me, for a GOD* walks amongst you.

* I'm not 'God', mind.

I'm amazed that, what with the advances in medicine, this hasn't been done yet. Whoever volunteered for this first would be able to create an entire new pr0n genre, and get in at the ground floor, as it were.

It's been done.

Pics or it didn't happen.

I'll find some pics later, if you want. There are videos.

Once again, YOU DO NOT GET TO REQUEST PICS OF GENITAL ABNORMALITY.

I would like to bring to the attention of the ladies and gentlemen of the jury that I did not, in point of fact, request pics of anyone's genitals, abmnormal or otherwise, on any previous occasion*. I merely requested a clarificatory explanation. This distincition is, I feel, important.

Roll on Winky

Pics are worse!

Says you, you big prude.

There are certain fields of human endeavour that I am delighted to be prudish about. Sexual encounters involving faeces is one such field.

Double cock grafting action is another.

Accidentally come across your mum in a German scheisen* movie?

Well that's a dangerously ambiguous sentence.

Worst deodorant ever.

Worst deodorant ever.

I think you need to explain some things to your girlfriend, chap.

You shagged his girlfriend's armpit? Weirdo.

If you had a +1 winky (go large) grafted on your forehead...

You'd be a dickhead.

@Goatboy: I think the problem is that surpressing right-wing groups can make them seem more attractive simply because it makes what their views and political goals are a lot more vague. I suspect most people who vote for them do so out of a purely visceral response, and that's likely to become more pronounced the less airtime you allow them, as their followers become angrier and more self-righteous and that anger will fuel them. It probably gives them more power in the long run.

Not to derail the thread, but good for you - that's a reasoned resonse I can't automatically agree nor disagree with, and thus a debate is born. On UK Hippy the whole argument can be summed up by "BUT IT'S HUMAN RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS" and people who bang on about rights all day are worse than/the same as those who do not use their riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiights wisely.

I tried to explain that whether we are talking Beeyenpee or radical Islam (bomb england placards in london, etc...) there's an illogical situation when 'freedom of speech' is used to advocate violence and revolution which would end freedom of speech.

there's an illogical situation when 'freedom of speech' is used to advocate violence and revolution which would end freedom of speech.

Which is why you take the piss. No hate speech can survive the power of laughter.

What the hell do they use?

But really, they're easier to clean than blackboards, easier and more pleasant to write on, and are generally less of a nuisance.

They also require smaller rubbers.......

I'd get rid of youtube.

I'd support the murder of absolutely everyone who's ever left a comment on youtbue, though.