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ElephantBanjoGnome
 Post subject: Goddamn Lawn Mower
PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:39 
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7526628.stm

I have to agree with the man, it is his mower and his yard, why can't he blast it with a shotgun? :D

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 Post subject: Re: Goddamn Lawn Mower
PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:41 
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The picture and the caption is absolutley fucking wonderful.

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 Post subject: Re: Goddamn Lawn Mower
PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:05 
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It's happened before...

A Child And His Lawnmower

Some clown in Sacramento was dragged into court
He shot his lawnmower
It disobeyed, it wouldn't start
Might makes right, it's the American way
They fined him $60 and sent him on his way

You know, some people don't take no shit
Maybe if they did they'd have half a brain left

© Dead Kennedys, 1982

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 Post subject: Re: Goddamn Lawn Mower
PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:27 
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I really hope the guy at the shop managed to give this quote with a straight face:

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A local retailer said that Mr Walendowski might now have difficulty getting his lawn mower repaired.

"Anything not factory recommended would void the warranty," said Dick Wagner, of Wagner's Garden Mart in Milwaukee.


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