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My animal magnetism, quick wit and drinking abilities made my 'not wife then' swoon, being dynamite in the sack ensured my victory was not short lived.

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Mr Chris wrote:
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And I got her psycho mate MR TRAUMATISED FACE


Who's now pregnant, btw.

's alright, it's not yours.


Wouldn't surprise me if it was - by some means of secret ninja sperm theft.

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Craster wrote:
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And I got her psycho mate MR TRAUMATISED FACE


Who's now pregnant, btw.

's alright, it's not yours.


Wouldn't surprise me if it was - by some means of secret ninja sperm theft.


Ewww....

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Craster wrote:
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And I got her psycho mate MR TRAUMATISED FACE


Who's now pregnant, btw.

's alright, it's not yours.


Wouldn't surprise me if it was - by some means of secret ninja sperm theft.


The annoying BBC Radio Gloucestershire presenter has totally supplanted you, dude. You need to move on and get over her.

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This is the babbit hat:
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Part bat, part rabbit. Babbit.

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That's awesome. It looks like my bunny.

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I managed to catch Mrs Squirt's eye by tight-rope walking ( exceptionally badly ). Apparently the combination of the circus environment and my dicing with danger ( although it was only about a foot off the floor ) were enough to win her over. Id heartily recommend it, although I've heard the flying trapeze or knife throwing can also work.


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I managed to catch Mrs Squirt's eye by tight-rope walking ( exceptionally badly ). Apparently the combination of the circus environment and my dicing with danger ( although it was only about a foot off the floor ) were enough to win her over. Id heartily recommend it, although I've heard the flying trapeze or knife throwing can also work.


Do many pubs have (low) hire-wires in them for this purpose? If not, we should start a pub that does.

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What happened was:

It was a saturday and I had the intention of going to a party at a work colleague's place that evening. During the afternoon, I was playing internet spaceships and chatting with one of the girls in the alliance about it and I was minded not to go. In the end she said "Just go now, and put your game face on, I can't be doing with you whinging about this sort of thing anymore" or words to that effect. So I got as far as chavpub and had a coupla beers whilst waiting for the bus. It was raining a lot that day I remember. Anyways, I got on bus and it got close to where I had to be and walked the rest and got soaked. Anyway, we met there via the medium of my being able to not blink for over 2 minutes.

Our first date was good as well, as we went to a wine bar. I got there 10 minutes early, went over to the bar, ordered a trendy continental beer, and palmed the barman a tenner, explained that I was meeting someone and could he bring the bottle of wine I'd chosen and 2 glasses over when she arrived. Which he did and I looked REALLY FUCKING COOL.

So it is all someone from internet spaceships fault.

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This is the babbit hat:
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Part bat, part rabbit. Babbit.


I've just spent ages trying to get Twitch to sit still with his new "cape". He wasn't happy:

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How to get a girlfriend by Lave aged 26 and a 1/4.

1) Share a flat with her.
2) Get very drunk.

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Does she have to get drunk, too?

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To end up with me?

Very much so.

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Either way, your list of recommendations is super-ace.

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It's no super rabbit though. But then little is.

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I've just spent ages trying to get Twitch to sit still with his new "cape". He wasn't happy:

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Hello Twitch! I love you!

I especially love that you have a kind of little white quiff!

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It's no super rabbit though. But then little is.


If I had a rabbit I would attempt to create one. As I only have goldfish, I might find it difficult.

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Bunn-eh!
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He looks so soft and cuddly. He does not look too happy at his wash, though!

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Mimi wrote:
I am wearing it now, Pod.
I'd like a squid hat - with tentacles hanging down around my head like dreadlocks with a cheery squid on top.

Like the one in http://www.lukechueh.com/paintings/monkeys-with-hat.html?


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richardgaywood wrote:
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I am wearing it now, Pod.
I'd like a squid hat - with tentacles hanging down around my head like dreadlocks with a cheery squid on top.

Like the one in http://www.lukechueh.com/paintings/monkeys-with-hat.html?


Hehe - yes, that's exactly the kind of thing I was thinking of - I think it is a fateful sign that it is being worn by a Monkey!

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I knew she liked 70's music, and I honestly, honestly thought that Boogie Nights was about discos and stuff. Whoops.
Someone wrote into Empire a few months back to report that, years ago, he chose blindly from the cinema listings; sadly it resulted in him taking his Jewish girlfriend on a first date to see Schindler's List. It didn't "set the mood".


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Possibly the worlds cutest kitten.

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Grim... wrote:
Possibly the worlds cutest kitten.


It looks like a dog.

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It looks like a pre-midnight Gremlin that's been stuck in the ugly blender.

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This kitten is cuter
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Ohhhh, I'd love a kitten :cry:

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They smell, rub their poo-ey bottoms over everything and then give you toxoplasmosis and you die.

Stick with monkeys.

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Mimi wrote:
This kitten is cuter
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Oh, hell yes. They need to ship those to Iraq and Afghanistan.

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Oh, hell yes. They need to ship those to Iraq and Afghanistan.
So they all die of toxoplasmosis? You bastard

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Kittens are invaluable in a combat situation:

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Is that cat in a book suppository, Squirt?

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Brilliant.

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Here's a dose of cute:
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*** one of these things - is not like the others ***

*** one of these things - just doesn't belong ***

*** can you tell me which - is not like the others ***

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ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL

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It's ears look like shrivelled leaves.

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What-ho, chaps!

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I was going to buy one of those lion hats, but the price was so high I felt like I was being Konned.

I thank you. *bows*

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Is that cat in a book suppository, Squirt?


This word you keep using... I do not think it means what you think it means...

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Is that cat in a book suppository, Squirt?


This word you keep using... I do not think it means what you think it means...

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Indeed it doesn't. It's what we in the trade call a deliberate error for comedic effect.

No, that would be inconceivable.

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No, it would be inconthithable.

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Ah, my favourite film...

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Mine too. It is the favourite film of all great people.

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Mine to. It is the favourite film of all great people.


Funnily enough, it's mine too.

I did quite like "Stardust" recently, which seemed like a good effort at recreating the same sort of thing.

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Mine to. It is the favourite film of all great people.


Funnily enough, it's mine too.

I did quite like "Stardust" recently, which seemed like a good effort at recreating the same sort of thing.


I have been meaning to see this film for a while. I might purchase the DVD.

*high fives for all lovers of The Princess Bride*

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Indeed it doesn't. It's what we in the trade call a deliberate error for comedic effect.

No, that would be inconceivable.


In your trade, perhaps. Most other trades would call it a malapropism. :geek:

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Indeed it doesn't. It's what we in the trade call a deliberate error for comedic effect.

No, that would be inconceivable.


In your trade, perhaps. Most other trades would call it a malapropism. :geek:


See my sig... ;-)

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