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*Makes obvious "Farage new Top Gear presenter" joke*


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I went for "Evans new Shadow Culture Secretary" joke.

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The BBC news page ( http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36707266 ) says "Clarkson was fired from the show after he punched a producer following a row about the provision of food late at night while filming on location.", which is somewhat different to "we're going to let your presenting contract run out, but you'll still own a chunk of the show".

I wonder if they'll change it - they have in the past.

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"we're going to let your presenting contract run out, but you'll still own a chunk of the show".

Is that seriously what happened? Fuck that then.

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"you'll still own a chunk of the show".

I don't believe this has been true since 2012.

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"you'll still own a chunk of the show".

I don't believe this has been true since 2012.

http://gu.com/p/3ama3?CMP=Share_Android ... _clipboard

He gets money every time the series is renewed, so does Andy Wilman. Probably something to do with them authoring the format, or something.

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Ah, here we are: http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-enter ... 12626.html

Not that he'll even feel that if the £10m a year figure quoted for The Grand Tour is true.

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Ah, here we are: http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-enter ... 12626.html

Not that he'll even feel that if the £10m a year figure quoted for The Grand Tour is true.



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The 56-year-old said that his team are now “looking at losing Top Gear as a fantastic thing to happen” because with Amazon Prime, “you can do anything, like f**k a horse”


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I'm sure I asked this before, but do Amazon count as a broadcaster as far as Broadcasting Standards is concerned?

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Yes. They're covered by Ofcom because they're delivered by Amazon UK. Netflix is not regulated in the UK because it's fully incorporated abroad.

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I'm sure I asked this before, but do Amazon count as a broadcaster as far as Broadcasting Standards is concerned?

http://consumers.ofcom.org.uk/complain/ ... -or-heard/
another video on demand programme service (eg: TV catch up and online film services) wrote:
These services are not subject to Ofcom's Broadcasting Code, but they must abide by a set of minimum standards under European law.


Standards here:
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I don't really see why the Top Gear story is the biggest story on the BBC site at the mo, but at least it means Farage's photo getting a little smaller.


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These services are not subject to Ofcom's Broadcasting Code, but they must abide by a set of minimum standards under European law.

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Clarkson is only 56?!

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Looking at Google News there appears to be some stories about Evans under investigation for inappropriate sexual behaviour in his past

So far only the flag ship of truth, The Daily Mail and OK Magazine are running this though, every other paper is just focused on the Top Gear story.

Guess there is a good chance this is bollocks then :D


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It's been in the news for about a week in the UK.

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Think they should just can it. Or just let the two new ones do a half hour show about cars without all the shit, unfunny padding. Old Top Gear in other words.


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Think they should just can it. Or just let the two new ones do a half hour show about cars without all the shit, unfunny padding. Old Top Gear in other words.


It was clearly good, funny padding though. You may not have liked it, but it was the world's most highly syndicated TV show for a reason.

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Think they should just can it. Or just let the two new ones do a half hour show about cars without all the shit, unfunny padding. Old Top Gear in other words.


It was clearly good, funny padding though. You may not have liked it, but it was the world's most highly syndicated TV show for a reason.


Unless you mean it's shit and unfunny with LeBlanc and Evans doing it here, and I've misunderstood.

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Think they should just can it. Or just let the two new ones do a half hour show about cars without all the shit, unfunny padding. Old Top Gear in other words.


It was clearly good, funny padding though. You may not have liked it, but it was the world's most highly syndicated TV show for a reason.

I think it was surely on its last legs anyway, it had got so repetitive. If they're going to do anything with Top Gear then it'll need to be something other than a remake of The Jeremy Clarkson show but with someone else reading his lines.


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I think it was surely on its last legs anyway, it had got so repetitive. If they're going to do anything with Top Gear then it'll need to be something other than a remake of The Jeremy Clarkson show but with someone else reading his lines.


I agree, it needed refreshing, or just a bloody good long break. Top Gear w/Clarkson is still funny to me, but that's because I only watch the odd episode every couple of weeks/months. It really isn't something for constant rotation like on Dave or whatever that channel is called now. After so many series, it's fair to say that it had, or was close to, running its course.

There is definitely space for a car show with a good sense of humour and fun. Striking the balance, and getting engaging presenters with some chemistry, is obviously tricky.

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Top Gear on Dave is the most watched Digital programme after Sky Sports football coverage.

It really hadn't run its course.

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Top Gear on Dave is the most watched Digital programme after Sky Sports football coverage.

It really hadn't run its course.

You mean repeats of old ones back when it was good?

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Top Gear on Dave is the most watched Digital programme after Sky Sports football coverage.

It really hadn't run its course.

You mean repeats of old ones back when it was good?

Up until the end of the CMH Top Gear, yeah.

Which is what we're talking about. Keep up, Myp.

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Top Gear on Dave is the most watched Digital programme after Sky Sports football coverage.

It really hadn't run its course.

You mean repeats of old ones back when it was good?

Up until the end of the CMH Top Gear, yeah.

Which is what we're talking about. Keep up, Myp.

It hasn't been good for ages though. 2002-2010 it was pretty untouchable. I've seen some of the more recent stuff and it's almost embarrassing. Definitely of its time.

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Top Gear on Dave is the most watched Digital programme after Sky Sports football coverage.

It really hadn't run its course.

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I suppose I should add, that for me, it has. Funny as it was there are only so many times I can watch the old episodes.... and the more I watched them the creakier and more stale the newer (C,H,M) ones seem.

No denying it is still bloody popular though.

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Top Gear on Dave is the most watched Digital programme after Sky Sports football coverage.

It really hadn't run its course.


Sauce?

No way it beats GoT per episode.

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/jere ... ar-5503992

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Looks like the rest of the world hate Clarkson as much as I do.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/ ... arkson-bbc

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Looks like the rest of the world hate Clarkson as much as I do.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/ ... arkson-bbc


I find it highly unlikely that syndication deals for Nu-Nu Top Gear have been struck since this season started to air, which means that the level of syndication says absolutely nothing about the quality or reception of the show - merely that there was an expectation it would be popular.

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Looks like the rest of the world hate Clarkson as much as I do.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/ ... arkson-bbc

They hate him enough to make his show the most popular BBC export for several years, and popular enough to still trade on that name after he's gone?

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No Christmas Special this year, apparently.

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I don't think there's going to be a Christmas this year.

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Oh holy shit, look at this:



Wait (or whizz) to the last thirty seconds to see all the motherfucking people.

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Yeah that's pretty much exactly what it was like in Blackpool when Evans and Le Blanc were there.

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Jeremy Corbyn gets bigger crowds, so he's clearly more popular than Hammond or Evans combined.


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Jeremy Corbyn gets bigger crowds, so he's clearly more popular than Hammond or Evans combined.

I'm not convinced either part of that is true ;)

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Oh holy shit, look at this:



Wait (or whizz) to the last thirty seconds to see all the motherfucking people.


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Some bits of Hammond messing around:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYy-sup ... tu.be&t=98
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYy-sup ... u.be&t=136

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I'm not a fan of the show and haven't got a clue if this is actually backed up with any facts, but the Bing homescreen today has a boxout that says "Martin for Top Gear?" with a picture of James Martin.

I can't think of anyone worse at presenting than him. How he's got a job on TV is beyond me...


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I used to quite enjoy Saturday Kitchen and thought he was OK on that.

I did see a program (or perhaps I read about it) when he was doing some classic car race in europe and he acted like a really whiny, spoiled bitch the whole way through it because the old car (it might have been a really old Maserati) broke down a few times and he wasn't sure he would be able to participate. He really came across as a prick.

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