I'll be poor next time, I've just decided what I want for my 30th Birthday.
So who is coming - do we have a list.

If I had the cash I would.

For four evenings in January 2008 a 35m vault at Shunt Lounge under London Bridge Station was the home to a Death Slide experience. Up to nine passengers were able to book places on each flight, which left every half hour. After their flight announcement, passengers made their way to the Departure Lounge where they were fitted with flight harnesses and took their seats ready for the Captain's preflight briefing (which encouraged screaming...)

One-by-one, passengers were called to take their solo journey; ascending the tower to the start of the 5.4m high slide. After the Ground Engineer's signal, passengers took-off into the unknown, towards the mist and increasingly dazzling aircraft lights; not knowing how or when their journey might end.

Passengers were recovered from their landing, and escorted back to their seat via a shrine dedicated to the growing number of passengers who had survived the journey, which reached almost 400 - the capacity of an international Boeing 747 flight...

I'll buy you a drink if you come.

EDIT 2 : Ah, I'm using the underground, is there by chance an overground station too and that's what you describe Mr Squirt?

I did consider briefly putting together a bar mafiascum for this evening then I realised that 5 envelopes with "You are a cunt" in them don't really constitute a mafiascum game.

Cheers, I will no doubt get lost as I am useless. It took me five minutes to find the exit from London Bridge (Overground) on Sunday.

London Bridge has no platform 7. It goes straight from 6 to 8. For some reason, this really, really bugs me. Even worse, there is a sign saying "More cash machines are located by Platform Seven" even though there isn't one.

It's more of a case of jsutifying the expense than anything else. I re-read it, and it did sound a bit like begging

Book a table at the Barrowboy.

I am drunk,

This may have been obvious.

If any non-shunters are reading this, never climb over the edge of a milk float after many pints. I recognise this may be clear to you now, after many pints it will not be.

It could be even worse - you might have had to stagger along the embankment in the hope you could get back into the office (success!), waking up this morning when the cleaners come in with a huge hangover.

Ow.

Happy Birthday Dudley!
That was a good night, and I'm happy to report that I'm not hungover at all.
Were there no photos of Dudleys sign? Aw, and I never got my photo taken with The Big Show either

I can't decide whether I ache because of the football I played on Wednesday, or because I thought it would be fun to vault off the back of the float...

Yes, you weren't post 3 in this thread or anything

How about next time I'll do a "Hi CUS!" sign for everyone?