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Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 13:42 ]
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Go!
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 13:42 ]
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Grim... you fucker.
Author:  MaliA [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 13:47 ]
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Rubbish thread is rubbish.
Author:  Plissken [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 13:48 ]
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Um.. hello.
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 13:53 ]
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I boycott this thread and all who sail in her. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 13:53 ]
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You are sailing in here now, sir.
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 13:54 ]
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My thread was there first. This is so UNFAIR.
Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 13:54 ]
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Yo must have locked the other thread while I was reading the last page :P
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 13:56 ]
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Yo!
I doubt it. Mods can post in locked threads.
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 13:57 ]
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Note that any further creation of 'bits and bobs' threads, or anything like them, will be deleted.

Until this one gets to 100 pages, of course.
Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 13:57 ]
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I preferred Comical's thread. This one smells of baby sick and new money.
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 13:57 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
I preferred Comical's thread. This one smells of baby sick and hard work.

FTFY
Author:  kalmar [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 13:58 ]
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I clicked on the old thread when it was still unlocked with GJ's post showing as the latest, then refreshed it and it had become locked and had Grim...'s reply.

Perhaps these things get stuck in the internet tubes for a while eh?
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 13:58 ]
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Bloody autocratic dictatorial totalitarian fascist subversive restrictive undemocratic regime here I see. Bastards.
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 13:59 ]
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The other thread is angry and malnourished though.
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 13:59 ]
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And I steal sweets.
Author:  kalmar [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:00 ]
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You treat this place like it's your own personal fiefdom or something!

Oh, wait...

;)
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:00 ]
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kalmar wrote:
I clicked on the old thread when it was still unlocked with GJ's post showing as the latest, then refreshed it and it had become locked and had Grim...'s reply.

Perhaps these things get stuck in the internet tubes for a while eh?


I doubt that. Logs show it was locked at 1:41pm. GJ posted nine minutes later.
Author:  devilman [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:02 ]
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ComicalGnomes wrote:
Bloody autocratic dictatorial totalitarian fascist subversive restrictive undemocratic regime here I see. Bastards.


Bloodyautocraticdictatorialtotalitarianfascistsubversiverestrictiveundemocraticregime.com was taken though.
Author:  kalmar [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:02 ]
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Grim... wrote:
kalmar wrote:
I clicked on the old thread when it was still unlocked with GJ's post showing as the latest, then refreshed it and it had become locked and had Grim...'s reply.

Perhaps these things get stuck in the internet tubes for a while eh?


I doubt that. Logs show it was locked at 1:41pm. GJ posted nine minutes later.


It definitely didn't have the "locked" icon though. I was actually going in to comment that despite locking all the other silly ones, the original was still open..
Author:  Joans [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:03 ]
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So wait, what did you say in PC World?
Author:  Plissken [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:03 ]
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Image
\
Comical, yesterday
Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:03 ]
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It could have taken me that long to read the last page though, I did have to answer the phone mid-scroll. ;)
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:04 ]
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http://www.statiophonicoxygeneticamplifiagraphiphonideliverberator.co.uk ;)
Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:04 ]
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*camera focuses on pallid, sweaty face*
I'd once a-a-again like to
*swallows nervously*
extend m-m-my full support to the glorious regime.
*a smile creeps across his face, but the eyes tell otherwise*
*puts thumbs up as a shotgun barrel waves in from the left of the screen*
*a whispered "next time say it like you bloody mean it" is heard just before the screen flickers off*
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:05 ]
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Joans wrote:
So wait, what did you say in PC World?

/facepalm
Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:06 ]
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I would like to go on record saying that I have always approved of this thread, and we have never been at war with Eurasia.
Author:  kalmar [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:07 ]
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/does not have internet access from gulag
Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:14 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Note that any further creation of 'bits and bobs' threads, or anything like them, will be deleted.

Until this one gets to 100 pages, of course.


I want everyone, and I mean *everyone*, banned as punishment.*




* For five minutes while I go to the bike shop.
Author:  Cras [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:14 ]
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OK, done. See you in 5.
Author:  Cras [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:15 ]
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OK - when Chinny comes back, everyone be really quiet so he thinks you're all still banned. He'll never know!
Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:16 ]
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Craster wrote:
OK, done. See you in 5.


I don't call that a banning. I can still post!

But I do need to go to the shop now for a spare inner tube.
Author:  Sheepeh [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:18 ]
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Yesterday, I had a ex-workmate I've not spoken to in over a year phone me. I didn't pick it up. He phoned and phoned, and when I got to work he'd phoned work and left a message.

He wants to go for a drink, he's paying.

Oh, and his computer has just broken, and the shop wants £150 to even look at it, can I have a look at it please.

Yes, I can. For £100, plus drinks and food, plus £20 an hour after the first one.

Free. Money.
Author:  devilman [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:22 ]
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Sheepeh wrote:
He wants to go for a drink, he's paying.

Oh, and his computer has just broken


Ah, one of those uncanny coincidences! I get a few phone calls like that out of the blue.. asking how I am and then onto the free tech support...
Author:  kalmar [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:23 ]
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I left a message on Sheepeh's answerphone the other day. Man, you really have to watch what you say on there.
Author:  Joans [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:27 ]
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kalmar wrote:
I left a message on Stu's answerphone the other day. Man, you really have to watch what you say on there.


FTFY
Author:  Mimi [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:33 ]
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How's you get so much in the sub-heading?

I can never fit all the info I want into the sub-heading? Can you make it so that we can all do this, please? (If you haven't already)
Author:  myp [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:35 ]
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Yeah, I'm always finding I run o
Author:  Mimi [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:36 ]
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Yeah, I just tried it and still there's only about 30 chracters for a sub-heading. It makes it really hard to fit all of the info for the photography contest in.
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:37 ]
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Mimi wrote:
How's you get so much in the sub-heading?

I wrote it straight into the database.
Author:  Mimi [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:37 ]
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Can you change the setting to give the rest of us a bit more space?
Author:  MrChris [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:38 ]
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YOU BIG SHORT-SUB-HEADING-IMPOSING NAZI.

:hat:

We need a Nazi Dimlie.
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:39 ]
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Nope. I'm going to remove this one too, soon.
It was a joke, see.
Author:  Mimi [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:40 ]
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Is it difficult to do or is there a reason that you wont, because it would make things quite a bit easier for people.
Author:  Mimi [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:41 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Is it difficult to do or is there a reason that you wont, because it would make things quite a bit easier for people.


In sentences like that I can never find space for a question mark.

*is thick*
Author:  MrD [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:42 ]
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If there were a punctuation mark that merged a question mark with a colon, it would replace the word 'because'.

I call it the 'question molon'.
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:43 ]
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It's because it would be 'wrong'. For people not using high resolutions (or the full screen) to view this forum, that page is already far too cluttered because of the subheadings. Letting you put your entire first post into them is going to make the problem far worse.
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:43 ]
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MrD wrote:
If there were a punctuation mark that merged a question mark with a colon, it would replace the word 'because'.

I call it the 'question molon'.

You, sir, are an unquestionable moron. hoho! Did you see what I did?
Author:  Cras [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:44 ]
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I work between the hours of nine and five.

I work ?: the hours of nine and five.

I'm not convinced.

Wait - because. What?
Author:  CUS [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 14:44 ]
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Mr Chris wrote:
We need a Nazi Dimlie.

That would be a picture of Dimrill's face then. The beard covers an ill-advised teen swastika tattoo.
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