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| Author: | Mimi [ Wed May 18, 2016 13:53 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Grim... wrote: Squirt wrote: What do the AA do when some charlie fills up with the wrong petrol at a garage? Do they have a special sucky schnozzle? Depends on the car, I guess. Sucky schnozzle makes me think of the Teletubby Hoover. |
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| Author: | Mr Dave [ Wed May 18, 2016 13:56 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Squirt wrote: What do the AA do when some charlie fills up with the wrong petrol at a garage? Do they have a special sucky schnozzle? Point and laugh. And tow it to the nearest garage unless the car hasn't run, if I've been informed correctly. (apparently about 50% of the work of the Bristol police garage was fixing diesel cars mistakenly filled with petrol.) |
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| Author: | Squirt [ Wed May 18, 2016 13:58 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Mimi wrote: Grim... wrote: Squirt wrote: What do the AA do when some charlie fills up with the wrong petrol at a garage? Do they have a special sucky schnozzle? Depends on the car, I guess. Sucky schnozzle makes me think of the Teletubby Hoover. I'm kind of assuming that the AA vans just have a giant Teletubby Hoover in the back, and suck all the wrong fuel out. Either that or a big crane so they can tip the car over and drain it all out. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Wed May 18, 2016 14:09 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Squirt wrote: Mimi wrote: Grim... wrote: Squirt wrote: What do the AA do when some charlie fills up with the wrong petrol at a garage? Do they have a special sucky schnozzle? Depends on the car, I guess. Sucky schnozzle makes me think of the Teletubby Hoover. I'm kind of assuming that the AA vans just have a giant Teletubby Hoover in the back, and suck all the wrong fuel out. Either that or a big crane so they can tip the car over and drain it all out. I think this is definitely correct. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Wed May 18, 2016 14:23 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
DavPaz wrote: limited success and VIOLENT RETCHING. Title of your sex tape, obvs. |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Wed May 18, 2016 14:37 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
GazChap wrote: DavPaz wrote: limited success and VIOLENT RETCHING. Title of your sex tape, obvs. Does it involve a special sucky schnozzle? |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Wed May 18, 2016 14:52 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Sucky Schnozzbear is probably in the Sesame Street XXX parody, which presumably exists. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed May 18, 2016 14:53 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
GazChap wrote: Sucky Schnozzbear is probably in the Sesame Street XXX parody, which presumably exists. Avenue Q |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Wed May 18, 2016 14:53 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
I have just learned that said bear is just "Fozzie Bear" in Sesame Street, and not "Fuzzy Schnozzbear" which is what I always thought he was. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed May 18, 2016 18:07 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Fozzie isn't Sesame Street |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Thu May 19, 2016 9:13 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Oh yeah. Today I learned that Fozzie Bear is just a Muppet and isn't part of the So Sesame Crew. |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Thu May 19, 2016 9:22 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
What's the deal with the amount of Twitter bots I'm seeing lately? I've had loads of accounts with pictures of girls saying "I just want sex" in their bio. Who creates these? Are they relying on people thinking that they're real and will click on their links? |
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| Author: | markg [ Thu May 19, 2016 9:27 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
| Author: | Mimi [ Thu May 19, 2016 9:46 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Thu May 19, 2016 9:48 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
TheVision wrote: What's the deal with the amount of Twitter bots I'm seeing lately? I've had loads of accounts with pictures of girls saying "I just want sex" in their bio. Who creates these? Are they relying on people thinking that they're real and will click on their links? It makes sense to do it like that. Much like those terribly written 401 letters. Make it as fake and stupid as you can, and you are only going to get the really ignorant responding, increasing the efficiency of it. |
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| Author: | Kern [ Thu May 19, 2016 9:59 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
If they weren't bots, they would be marking themselves as 'seeking friends'. Or is that just OKCupid? |
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| Author: | Cras [ Thu May 19, 2016 10:05 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
I get very confused with people that notice that twitter bots exist. Sinister Agent in particular gets in a frothing rage about spambots - but with Twitter unless you follow them you'll never see anything they write so.... |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Thu May 19, 2016 10:06 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Do they not @ message you? I get that a lot on Instagram. I block them and report for spam. |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Thu May 19, 2016 10:07 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Cras wrote: I get very confused with people that notice that twitter bots exist. Sinister Agent in particular gets in a frothing rage about spambots - but with Twitter unless you follow them you'll never see anything they write so.... I don't see anything they write so they don't bother me a massive amount. I do get a lot of favourites and retweets from them though, but that makes me look popular so I'm cool with that. |
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| Author: | myp [ Thu May 19, 2016 10:24 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Mimi wrote: Do they not @ message you? I get that a lot on Instagram. I block them and report for spam. And they like your pinned tweet a lot too. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Thu May 19, 2016 10:25 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Pinned tweets, too. People do that? They realise that nobody that uses a twitter client that isn't the actual website will ever see it, right? And clearly only crazy people who like adverts and promoted tweets use the twitter website. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Thu May 19, 2016 10:32 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
What's a pinned tweet? |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Thu May 19, 2016 10:33 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Cras wrote: Pinned tweets, too. People do that? They realise that nobody that uses a twitter client that isn't the actual website will ever see it, right? And clearly only crazy people who like adverts and promoted tweets use the twitter website. Huh? If you visit someone's profile on the Twitter app it will be the first tweet you see. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Thu May 19, 2016 10:34 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Who uses the Twitter app?! |
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| Author: | Cras [ Thu May 19, 2016 10:35 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
You're all so bad at Twitter |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Thu May 19, 2016 10:36 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
I thought I had the Twitter app buried deep somewhere on my phone, but I don't. I just have Tweetbot. |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Thu May 19, 2016 10:37 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Cras wrote: Who uses the Twitter app?! Probably most Twitter users? |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Thu May 19, 2016 10:41 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Curiosity wrote: Cras wrote: Who uses the Twitter app?! Probably most Twitter users? Yo! |
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| Author: | Mr Russell [ Thu May 19, 2016 10:42 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Curiosity wrote: Cras wrote: Who uses the Twitter app?! Probably most Twitter users? This guy samples tweets in real time and displays a graph of the clients being used: http://www.musingsfromsussex.com/2013/0 ... rettyPhoto |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Thu May 19, 2016 10:43 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Mr Russell wrote: Curiosity wrote: Cras wrote: Who uses the Twitter app?! Probably most Twitter users? This guy samples tweets in real time and displays a graph of the clients being used: http://www.musingsfromsussex.com/2013/0 ... rettyPhoto Result! Cras is a fool. |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Thu May 19, 2016 10:59 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
I use the official Twitter app but that's because I'm on Windows Phone and my choices are limited. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Thu May 19, 2016 11:19 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
That people are idiots doesn't mean I'm not correct |
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| Author: | Jem [ Thu May 19, 2016 11:25 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
I use both the website and the android app. Does that mean I am double the idiot? Probably don't need to answer that question. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Thu May 19, 2016 11:48 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Have you backed up your laptop yet? |
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| Author: | Jem [ Thu May 19, 2016 11:51 ] |
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Back-ups are for wimps. |
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| Author: | myp [ Thu May 19, 2016 12:14 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Cras wrote: That people are idiots doesn't mean I'm not correct Appealing to unpopularity! Err. I use the official Twitter app because it's the only one that processes my blocklists and blockchains properly. |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Thu May 19, 2016 12:17 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Lonewolves wrote: Cras wrote: That people are idiots doesn't mean I'm not correct Appealing to unpopularity! Err. I use the official Twitter app because it's the only one that processes my blocklists and blockchains properly. I process all my Bitcoins that way too... |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Fri Jun 10, 2016 12:17 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/ ... type=Email |
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| Author: | zaphod79 [ Fri Jun 10, 2016 13:09 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
If you have not already you should enable 2SV https://www.grahamcluley.com/2016/03/tw ... ification/ |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Wed Mar 01, 2017 14:25 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Does anyone else follow @suekichiii on twitter? If you don't, you should. It's all in Japanese but whoever is behind it is a genius. They take pictures of toys that tell funny stories mainly based around Freddie Mercury and Bruce Lee. It's brilliant. Look out for the karaoke session featuring Michael Jackson! |
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| Author: | Mr Dave [ Wed Mar 01, 2017 15:30 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
TheVision wrote: Does anyone else follow @suekichiii on twitter? If you don't, you should. It's all in Japanese but whoever is behind it is a genius. They take pictures of toys that tell funny stories mainly based around Freddie Mercury and Bruce Lee. It's brilliant. Look out for the karaoke session featuring Michael Jackson! If you don't understand Japanese, it may be for the best - There are some bad puns in there. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Tue May 30, 2017 13:31 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Hello. I need a list of twitter names that used a specific hashtag. Before I set someone off doing it by hand, is there a quicker way? |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue May 30, 2017 14:29 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
If you've got Chrome you could try this: Visit Code: https://twitter.com/search?l=&q=%23[YOUR HASHTAG HERE]&src=typd&lang=en-gb Press F12, and make sure 'console' is chosen from the tabs at the top. Copy and paste this into the console and press enter: Code: var foo = ''; $(".username").each(function() { foo += $(this).text() + "," }); foo; Copy and paste the results. Note this will only get you what's on the screen, so scroll down until you've got everything you want. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Tue May 30, 2017 14:47 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Thank you |
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| Author: | Squirt [ Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:18 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
The whole "Your friend liked this!" thing on twitter can be interesting, and I've found some interesting accounts to follow and some cool links and pics. I've also found that one of my old school friends likes transexual adult-baby porn, which was a bit of a shock. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:35 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
If you stop posting pics of yourself then he'll stop liking them. |
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| Author: | Squirt [ Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:37 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
I *wish* I look that good in lingerie. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:44 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Beauty is in the eye of the Remoaner. |
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| Author: | Malc [ Fri Aug 18, 2017 13:09 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Attachment: twitterdwarf.png I think Twitter is trying to tell me something... |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Fri Aug 18, 2017 13:48 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Twitter |
Yeah. Fuck Rob Grant. |
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