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 Post subject: Celebrity Deathlist 2018
PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:02 
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We're a bit late starting this one.

Well done to Mr Russell, who cashed in on Brucie, Peter Sallis and Glenn Campbell, and was last year's winner!

Here are the rules for this year, same as last year.

THE RULES:
1! Ye mayest choose ten elder statesmen or women who seem mosteth likely to YOUR brain to die in the year 2018.
2! You may choose to select two youngsters AT MOST on yowse list. If any of said younglings do peg it in the next twelve months then ye shall receive FIVE WHOLESOME POINTS per death. The inclusion of these are optional, but if taken please preface their name with WILDCARD on the list. Eth.
3! The competition has "celebrity" in the title for an reason! If challenged on an choice ye must PROVE THEIR WORTH!
4! Ye wildcards musteth not exceed 50 years in age! Conversely, yow's elder statemen/wo must not be youngester than 50.
5! Ye may not perpetrate the kills yeself. Let nature, malady or lifestyle make the end-of-life option.
6! Ye choices may not be changedeth once madeded.
7! Ye hast until MONDAY 19TH of February to post ye list or ye can reet fuck off like.
8! If an candidate dies BEFORE ye's list is posted, the death shall not count towards ye's score.
9! No funny stuff.


Go!


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Grim Grim...
1. Dick Van Dyke
2. Prince Phillip
3. David Attenborough
4. Cliff Richard
5. George H W Bush
6. Kirk Douglas
7. Stan Lee
8. Angela Landsbury
9. Max Verstappen (Wildcard)
10. Hailie Mathers (Wildcard)

Ghastly Kern
1. Prince Phillip
2. Bob Dylan
3. Ken Clarke MP
4. Mel Brooks
5. Nicolas Parsons
6. Norman Tebbit
7. Emperor Akihito of Japan
8. Derek Jacobi
9. Roy Hattersley
10. Ant from Ant & Dec (Wildcard)

Terrible Trousers
1. Bill Roach
2. Harry Leslie Smith
3. Roy Chubby Brown
4. John McCain
5. Tina Turner
6. David Attenborough
7. Clint Eastwood
8. Tom Baker
9. Donald Trump (brain aneurysm once the Mueller investigation starts to tighten and all the loons think its a deep state assassination)
10. Michael Fassbender (Wildcard)

Morbid MaliA
1. The Queen
2. Morgan Freeman
3. Tyson Fury
4. Helen Mirren
5. Judi Dench
6. Prince Phillip
7. Ken Clarke
8. Bob Dylan
9. Dylan Moran
10. Stephen Fry

Glamorous Zardoz
1. Prince Philip
2. Donald Trump
3. Stan Lee
4. Windsor Davies
5. Roy Hattersley
6. Jerry Lee Lewis
7. Dick Van Dyke
8. Kirk Douglas
9. Jackie Stallone
10. Ed Sheeran

Diabolical DBSnappa
1. Carl Reiner
2. Eva Marie Saint
3. Ken Dodd
4. Olivia de Havilland
5. Stan Lee
6. Doris Day
7. Dame Vera Lynn
8. Kirk Douglas
9. Al Molinaro
10. Wild Card: Justin Bieber

LewiePernicious
1. Meat loaf
2. Stan Lee
3. Robert Mugabe
4. Rupert Murdoch
5. Christopher Plummer
6. Angela Lansbury
7. Prince Phillip
8. Bryan Singer
9. WildcardDoug Stanhope
10. Wildcard: Zac Efron.

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018
PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:09 
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1. Prince Phillip
2. Bob Dylan
3. Ken Clarke MP
4. Mel Brooks
5. Nicolas Parsons
6. Norman Tebbit
7. Emperor Akihito of Japan
8. Derek Jacobi
9. Roy Hattersley
10. Ant from Ant & Dec (Wildcard)


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018
PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:35 
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*Cough* wrong year in rule 1

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018
PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:54 
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I think Dick Van Dyke and David Attenborough will live to a century because right now we need them here on Earth.

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018
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1. Bill Roach
2. Harry Leslie Smith
3. Roy Chubby Brown
4. John McCain
5. Tina Turner
6. David Attenborough
7. Clint Eastwood
8. Tom Baker
9. Donald Trump (brain aneurysm once the Mueller investigation starts to tighten and all the loons think its a deep state assassination)
10. Michael Fassbender (Wildcard)

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018
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1. The Queen
2. Morgan Freeman
3. Tyson Fury
4. Helen Mirren
5. Judi Dench
6. Prince Phillip
7. Ken Clarke
8. Bob Dylan
9. Dylan Moran
10. Stephen Fry

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018
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1. Prince Philip
2. Donald Trump
3. Stan Lee
4. Windsor Davies
5. Roy Hattersley
6. Jerry Lee Lewis
7. Dick Van Dyke
8. Kirk Douglas
9. Jackie Stallone
10. Ed Sheeran

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018
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1. Carl Reiner
2. Eva Marie Saint
3. Ken Dodd
4. Olivia de Havilland
5. Stan Lee
6. Doris Day
7. Dame Vera Lynn
8. Kirk Douglas
9. Al Molinaro
10. Wild Card: Justin Bieber

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018
PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 12:59 
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Trousers wrote:
1. Bill Roach
2. Harry Leslie Smith
3. Roy Chubby Brown
4. John McCain
5. Tina Turner
6. David Attenborough
7. Clint Eastwood
8. Tom Baker
9. Donald Trump (brain aneurysm once the Mueller investigation starts to tighten and all the loons think its a deep state assassination)
10. Michael Fassbender (Wildcard)

I thought Bill Roach and Roy Chubby Brown were both already dead!

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018
PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 17:18 
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1. Meat loaf
2. Stan Lee
3. Robert Mugabe
4. Rupert Murdoch
5. Christopher Plummer
6. Angela Lansbury
7. Prince Phillip
8. Bryan Singer
9. Doug Stanhope
10. Wildcard: Zac Efron.

Edit: Oh wait, Doug Stanhope is 50 so I think that's a wildcard too, right?


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018
PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 17:53 
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Mimi wrote:
Trousers wrote:
1. Bill Roach
2. Harry Leslie Smith
3. Roy Chubby Brown
4. John McCain
5. Tina Turner
6. David Attenborough
7. Clint Eastwood
8. Tom Baker
9. Donald Trump (brain aneurysm once the Mueller investigation starts to tighten and all the loons think its a deep state assassination)
10. Michael Fassbender (Wildcard)

I thought Bill Roach and Roy Chubby Brown were both already dead!

Bill Roach is not who I thought ‘Bill Roach’ was. I thought it was one of the two guys with big moustaches in early series of The Bill.

Edit: one of these guys. I think the one on the right, who I think is perhaps dead.


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018
PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:12 
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ON the left it's Bill Williams on the right it's Will Billiams.

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018
PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:18 
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That picture is a load of Tosh.


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018
PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:20 
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That picture is a load of Tosh.

That would make for an excellent YouTube channel. A Load of Old Tosh.


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018
PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:53 
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This guy is Ted Roach, which is why I’m getting confused. Bill and Ted (Roach). Though Ted is dead.

Edit: no, Ted Roach is the name of the character, who is dead. The actor is called Tony Scannell, and he’s still alive.


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018
PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:08 
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I killed Tosh.

(May not be entirely true. However on the night that England played Netherlands in Euro 96, it was the day of my last A level exam and we went camping in Ashbourne and went to the town to watch the game. Sat in a pub and tucked into beers and Tosh and his missus came in and sat with us and we all got pretty leathered. He died 2 years later, apparently a lapsed recovered alcoholic, who had started drinking again recently. The woman with him in the pub, but his mistress. However the story back home went that he ordered an orange juice when he walked in the bar but I ordered beers for the whole table when it was my round.)


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018
PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:25 
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