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Author:  Grim... [ Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:02 ]
Post subject:  Celebrity Deathlist 2018

We're a bit late starting this one.

Well done to Mr Russell, who cashed in on Brucie, Peter Sallis and Glenn Campbell, and was last year's winner!

Here are the rules for this year, same as last year.

THE RULES:
1! Ye mayest choose ten elder statesmen or women who seem mosteth likely to YOUR brain to die in the year 2018.
2! You may choose to select two youngsters AT MOST on yowse list. If any of said younglings do peg it in the next twelve months then ye shall receive FIVE WHOLESOME POINTS per death. The inclusion of these are optional, but if taken please preface their name with WILDCARD on the list. Eth.
3! The competition has "celebrity" in the title for an reason! If challenged on an choice ye must PROVE THEIR WORTH!
4! Ye wildcards musteth not exceed 50 years in age! Conversely, yow's elder statemen/wo must not be youngester than 50.
5! Ye may not perpetrate the kills yeself. Let nature, malady or lifestyle make the end-of-life option.
6! Ye choices may not be changedeth once madeded.
7! Ye hast until MONDAY 19TH of February to post ye list or ye can reet fuck off like.
8! If an candidate dies BEFORE ye's list is posted, the death shall not count towards ye's score.
9! No funny stuff.


Go!


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Grim Grim...
1. Dick Van Dyke
2. Prince Phillip
3. David Attenborough
4. Cliff Richard
5. George H W Bush
6. Kirk Douglas
7. Stan Lee
8. Angela Landsbury
9. Max Verstappen (Wildcard)
10. Hailie Mathers (Wildcard)

Ghastly Kern
1. Prince Phillip
2. Bob Dylan
3. Ken Clarke MP
4. Mel Brooks
5. Nicolas Parsons
6. Norman Tebbit
7. Emperor Akihito of Japan
8. Derek Jacobi
9. Roy Hattersley
10. Ant from Ant & Dec (Wildcard)

Terrible Trousers
1. Bill Roach
2. Harry Leslie Smith
3. Roy Chubby Brown
4. John McCain
5. Tina Turner
6. David Attenborough
7. Clint Eastwood
8. Tom Baker
9. Donald Trump (brain aneurysm once the Mueller investigation starts to tighten and all the loons think its a deep state assassination)
10. Michael Fassbender (Wildcard)

Morbid MaliA
1. The Queen
2. Morgan Freeman
3. Tyson Fury
4. Helen Mirren
5. Judi Dench
6. Prince Phillip
7. Ken Clarke
8. Bob Dylan
9. Dylan Moran
10. Stephen Fry

Glamorous Zardoz
1. Prince Philip
2. Donald Trump
3. Stan Lee
4. Windsor Davies
5. Roy Hattersley
6. Jerry Lee Lewis
7. Dick Van Dyke
8. Kirk Douglas
9. Jackie Stallone
10. Ed Sheeran

Diabolical DBSnappa
1. Carl Reiner
2. Eva Marie Saint
3. Ken Dodd
4. Olivia de Havilland
5. Stan Lee
6. Doris Day
7. Dame Vera Lynn
8. Kirk Douglas
9. Al Molinaro
10. Wild Card: Justin Bieber

LewiePernicious
1. Meat loaf
2. Stan Lee
3. Robert Mugabe
4. Rupert Murdoch
5. Christopher Plummer
6. Angela Lansbury
7. Prince Phillip
8. Bryan Singer
9. WildcardDoug Stanhope
10. Wildcard: Zac Efron.

Author:  Kern [ Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:09 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

1. Prince Phillip
2. Bob Dylan
3. Ken Clarke MP
4. Mel Brooks
5. Nicolas Parsons
6. Norman Tebbit
7. Emperor Akihito of Japan
8. Derek Jacobi
9. Roy Hattersley
10. Ant from Ant & Dec (Wildcard)

Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:35 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

*Cough* wrong year in rule 1

Author:  Mimi [ Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:54 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

I think Dick Van Dyke and David Attenborough will live to a century because right now we need them here on Earth.

Author:  Trousers [ Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:58 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

1. Bill Roach
2. Harry Leslie Smith
3. Roy Chubby Brown
4. John McCain
5. Tina Turner
6. David Attenborough
7. Clint Eastwood
8. Tom Baker
9. Donald Trump (brain aneurysm once the Mueller investigation starts to tighten and all the loons think its a deep state assassination)
10. Michael Fassbender (Wildcard)

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Feb 07, 2018 12:00 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

1. The Queen
2. Morgan Freeman
3. Tyson Fury
4. Helen Mirren
5. Judi Dench
6. Prince Phillip
7. Ken Clarke
8. Bob Dylan
9. Dylan Moran
10. Stephen Fry

Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Feb 07, 2018 12:18 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

1. Prince Philip
2. Donald Trump
3. Stan Lee
4. Windsor Davies
5. Roy Hattersley
6. Jerry Lee Lewis
7. Dick Van Dyke
8. Kirk Douglas
9. Jackie Stallone
10. Ed Sheeran

Author:  DBSnappa [ Wed Feb 07, 2018 12:34 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

1. Carl Reiner
2. Eva Marie Saint
3. Ken Dodd
4. Olivia de Havilland
5. Stan Lee
6. Doris Day
7. Dame Vera Lynn
8. Kirk Douglas
9. Al Molinaro
10. Wild Card: Justin Bieber

Author:  Mimi [ Wed Feb 07, 2018 12:59 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

Trousers wrote:
1. Bill Roach
2. Harry Leslie Smith
3. Roy Chubby Brown
4. John McCain
5. Tina Turner
6. David Attenborough
7. Clint Eastwood
8. Tom Baker
9. Donald Trump (brain aneurysm once the Mueller investigation starts to tighten and all the loons think its a deep state assassination)
10. Michael Fassbender (Wildcard)

I thought Bill Roach and Roy Chubby Brown were both already dead!

Author:  LewieP [ Wed Feb 07, 2018 17:18 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

1. Meat loaf
2. Stan Lee
3. Robert Mugabe
4. Rupert Murdoch
5. Christopher Plummer
6. Angela Lansbury
7. Prince Phillip
8. Bryan Singer
9. Doug Stanhope
10. Wildcard: Zac Efron.

Edit: Oh wait, Doug Stanhope is 50 so I think that's a wildcard too, right?

Author:  Mimi [ Wed Feb 07, 2018 17:53 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

Mimi wrote:
Trousers wrote:
1. Bill Roach
2. Harry Leslie Smith
3. Roy Chubby Brown
4. John McCain
5. Tina Turner
6. David Attenborough
7. Clint Eastwood
8. Tom Baker
9. Donald Trump (brain aneurysm once the Mueller investigation starts to tighten and all the loons think its a deep state assassination)
10. Michael Fassbender (Wildcard)

I thought Bill Roach and Roy Chubby Brown were both already dead!

Bill Roach is not who I thought ‘Bill Roach’ was. I thought it was one of the two guys with big moustaches in early series of The Bill.

Edit: one of these guys. I think the one on the right, who I think is perhaps dead.

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:12 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

ON the left it's Bill Williams on the right it's Will Billiams.

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:18 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

That picture is a load of Tosh.

Author:  Findus Fop [ Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:20 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
That picture is a load of Tosh.

That would make for an excellent YouTube channel. A Load of Old Tosh.

Author:  Mimi [ Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:53 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

This guy is Ted Roach, which is why I’m getting confused. Bill and Ted (Roach). Though Ted is dead.

Edit: no, Ted Roach is the name of the character, who is dead. The actor is called Tony Scannell, and he’s still alive.

Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:08 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

I killed Tosh.

(May not be entirely true. However on the night that England played Netherlands in Euro 96, it was the day of my last A level exam and we went camping in Ashbourne and went to the town to watch the game. Sat in a pub and tucked into beers and Tosh and his missus came in and sat with us and we all got pretty leathered. He died 2 years later, apparently a lapsed recovered alcoholic, who had started drinking again recently. The woman with him in the pub, but his mistress. However the story back home went that he ordered an orange juice when he walked in the bar but I ordered beers for the whole table when it was my round.)

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:25 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

Oooh I'm Glamorous!

Author:  devilman [ Sat Feb 24, 2018 18:04 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

Emma Chambers from The Vicar of Dibley.

Author:  LewieP [ Sat Feb 24, 2018 18:06 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

How lethal is prostate cancer? Stephen Fry has it.

Author:  myp [ Sat Feb 24, 2018 18:13 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

LewieP wrote:
How lethal is prostate cancer? Stephen Fry has it.

As with most cancers, pretty terminal if you catch it late. Pretty good prognosis for Fry though, as they found it during a regular check up.

This is why all men 50 and over should have regular screenings.

Author:  LewieP [ Sat Feb 24, 2018 18:18 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

Better luck next time, MaliA.

Author:  MaliA [ Sat Feb 24, 2018 18:26 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

I'm 25!

Author:  Satsuma [ Sat Feb 24, 2018 18:53 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

LewieP wrote:
How lethal is prostate cancer? Stephen Fry has it.


The treatment and the side effects of the treatment can be pretty brutal too. Chemo in that region is likely to cause incontinence (from both ends, so wear a nappy) and your penis isn’t going to work properly on your gender(s) of choice. It might not be so bad for older gents (the latter, that is) but in young patients it’s pretty devastating.

Author:  myp [ Sat Feb 24, 2018 19:18 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

Fry had surgery instead of chemo, but he's said he has to have radiotherapy if it comes back.

Author:  Cras [ Sat Feb 24, 2018 19:31 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

Lonewolves wrote:
Fry had surgery instead of chemo, but he's said he has to have radiotherapy if it comes back.


Unusual to not do any chemo or radio as well.

Author:  myp [ Sat Feb 24, 2018 19:38 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

Cras wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
Fry had surgery instead of chemo, but he's said he has to have radiotherapy if it comes back.


Unusual to not do any chemo or radio as well.

Yeah it's left to the patient to decide. I remember Kerry was offered chemo after surgery as belt and braces. She took it, but it was pretty horrible. It increased her chances of it not coming back from about 75% to 90-something so it's down to the individual and what they want.

Author:  Kern [ Sun Mar 04, 2018 12:30 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

Even Sir Roger Bannister couldn't outpace the Reaper.

Author:  myp [ Sun Mar 04, 2018 12:39 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

Kern wrote:
Even Sir Roger Bannister couldn't outpace the Reaper.

:(

Author:  Pundabaya [ Mon Mar 05, 2018 1:32 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

Kern wrote:
Even Sir Roger Bannister couldn't outpace the Reaper.


Ah well, he had a good run.

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:06 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

:DD

Author:  DBSnappa [ Mon Mar 05, 2018 11:07 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

David Ogden Stiers, probably best known for playing the pompous Major Charles Winchester for many series of M.A.S.H

Author:  Mimi [ Mon Mar 05, 2018 12:08 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

DBSnappa wrote:
David Ogden Stiers, probably best known for playing the pompous Major Charles Winchester for many series of M.A.S.H being Cogsworth

Author:  DavPaz [ Mon Mar 05, 2018 22:45 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

Trevor Baylis, inventor of the wind up radio

Author:  DavPaz [ Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:06 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

Ken Dodd died.

"Did he?"

No, Doddy.

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:21 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

Did he, Man?

Author:  markg [ Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:41 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

How's his dad's dog doing?

Author:  DavPaz [ Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:45 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

markg wrote:
How's his dad's dog doing?

... I've got some bad news for you.

Giphy "ken dodd's dad's dog's dead":
https://media1.giphy.com/media/2vJQIVgU0TTXi/giphy-loop.mp4

edit: Meh, close enough

Author:  Satsuma [ Tue Mar 13, 2018 10:41 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

Hip hop heads will know Craig Mack. He was on Puff Daddy’s Bad Boy label and came out before The Notorious BIG with his seminal “Flava in ya ear.”

He deadid.


Author:  JohnCoffey [ Tue Mar 13, 2018 11:35 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

http://www.itv.com/news/channel/2018-03 ... -mallorca/

Founder of OCUK and quite probably the most hated racist man ever in the world of tech dies of heart failure.

"A kind and loving man". Who can forget threads such as "Why do P**s stink?"

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Mar 13, 2018 11:39 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

Poos stink because of the bacteria.

Author:  JohnCoffey [ Tue Mar 13, 2018 11:41 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

Grim... wrote:
Poos stink because of the bacteria.


No it wasn't a poo ffs :DD

It was a race of people. I just didn't put in enough stars because my hands are literally freezing.

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Mar 13, 2018 11:45 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

Palestinians?

Author:  myp [ Tue Mar 13, 2018 11:47 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

Pigs stink because they roll around in their own shit, which is full of bacteria.

Author:  DavPaz [ Tue Mar 13, 2018 12:20 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

I think you meant to say "pakis". It's ok, if you quote you're covered.

Author:  Cras [ Tue Mar 13, 2018 12:27 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

Pimps stink because they prop up the systematic oppression and exploitation of women for male pleasure.

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Mar 13, 2018 12:28 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

Prog Rockers.

Author:  devilman [ Tue Mar 13, 2018 13:54 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

JohnCoffey wrote:
http://www.itv.com/news/channel/2018-03-13/jersey-multi-millionaire-dies-in-mallorca/

Founder of OCUK and quite probably the most hated racist man ever in the world of tech dies of heart failure.

"A kind and loving man". Who can forget threads such as "Why do P**s stink?"


To quote my brother this morning - "Used to be my boss. Right twat an all."

Author:  Hearthly [ Tue Mar 13, 2018 14:16 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

Well that's one less arsehole in the world, at least.

EDIT - I used to boycott OCUK because of him, and urged everyone I know to do the same.

Author:  Mimi [ Tue Mar 13, 2018 14:25 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

JohnCoffey wrote:
http://www.itv.com/news/channel/2018-03-13/jersey-multi-millionaire-dies-in-mallorca/

Founder of OCUK and quite probably the most hated racist man ever in the world of tech dies of heart failure.

"A kind and loving man". Who can forget threads such as "Why do P**s stink?"


That’s a weird news article. It’s just ‘man dies’. It doesn’t mention that he’s a notable man in any way, other than being a multi-millionaire, but I don’t think that’s particularly remarkable these days, is it?

Author:  Hearthly [ Tue Mar 13, 2018 14:45 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2018

He's quite famous in the nerd world. For being a racist arsehole.

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