Be Excellent To Each Other

And, you know, party on. Dude.
It is currently Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:39

All times are UTC [ DST ]




Reply to topic  [ 43 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2
Author Message
 Post subject: Re: Home made burgers
PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 15:30 
SupaMod
User avatar
Everybodys gilf

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 45640
Gentleman's relish is fucking lovely in burgers

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Home made burgers
PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 15:33 
User avatar
Bad Girl

Joined: 20th Apr, 2008
Posts: 10658
DavPaz wrote:
Satsuma wrote:
markg wrote:
Gentlemans relish.


A new inclusion into my vocabulary.

Less than £3 in Sainsbury's!

https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/webapp/wcs ... relish-71g


Not exactly how I was going to use it in a sentence.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Home made burgers
PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 15:40 
User avatar
Thanks

Joined: 11th May, 2008
Posts: 10188
Anchovy relish?

Dirty bastards.

What are you, Dr Zoidberg or something?

_________________
He called us a mob, let's kill him!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Home made burgers
PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 15:43 
SupaMod
User avatar
Everybodys gilf

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 45640
Anchovies are amazing

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Home made burgers
PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 18:14 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 62585
Location: Your Mum
Hello!

Like most people, I'd advise making the with nothing but meat if you can get good meat.

If you fancy a change, add Guinness, finely chopped onions, breadcrumbs and some kind of green herb.

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Home made burgers
PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 18:50 
User avatar
Excellent Painter

Joined: 30th Apr, 2008
Posts: 6160
Location: Behind you
Zardoz wrote:
What do you use to bind instead of egg?

I've got PVA and Epoxy.


You don't need it. The fat should hold it together.

_________________
twitter || website
Malibu Stacy. Everybody's favourite back seat driver


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Home made burgers
PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 19:42 
Excellent Member

Joined: 5th Dec, 2010
Posts: 3088
Zardoz wrote:
Yeah, but not in my timeframe. Too late now anyway...

Bought
500g lean mince (don't shout yet!)
500g Shorthorn beef mince (in reduced section so might impart some gamey element)
Dairylea slices
Brioche buns and oven bottom muffins too

At home I've some onion to dice, egg to glue it with, various mustards and spices to throw in. Heard it's best to make the pattys then leave an hour in fridge at least to help keep shape.


I tend to make mine quite plain with a little seasoning and let people add toppings and sauces as they see fit.

Of course, I have no idea who you are catering for but for my family and friends this works

I've also learnt to do this after making burgers full of spice and other stuff so feel free to ignore and carry on :DD


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Home made burgers
PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 20:39 
User avatar
Decapodian

Joined: 15th Oct, 2010
Posts: 3103
Hearthly wrote:
Anchovy relish?

Dirty bastards.

What are you, Dr Zoidberg or something?


I’m right here!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Home made burgers
PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 22:57 
User avatar
Lord Humongous

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 42855
Location: The erogenous zone
Turns out I did buy 20% fat mince.

I used black pepper, finely chopped onion and a little lazy garlic. Mixed it all up and decided to use some breadcrumbs and an egg. In the fridge now ready to burger press tomorrow.

_________________
Flickr Behance Discogs

'Not without talent but dragged down by bass turgidity'


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Home made burgers
PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 23:17 
User avatar
Thanks

Joined: 11th May, 2008
Posts: 10188
Dr Zoidberg wrote:
I’m right here!


Futurama is so very good.


_________________
He called us a mob, let's kill him!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Home made burgers
PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:55 
User avatar
SAVE OUR PLANES 2019

Joined: 23rd Nov, 2008
Posts: 9357
Anchovies are an absolute must-have ingredient; the most amazing flavour enhancer ever, in the history of the universe. :)

I'll be using them liberally with tonight's Calabrian sausage pasta, oh yeah. Primitivo and open fireplace at the ready, I might get lucky post prandial likes. :D


Never made homemade burgers though; must give them a bash. Hot griddle for me though methinks; I'm old school. (Plus actual real chips lol)

_________________
Beware of gavia articulata oculos...

Dr Lave wrote:
Of course, he's normally wrong but interestingly wrong :p


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Home made burgers
PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 0:06 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 62585
Location: Your Mum
Zardoz wrote:
Turns out I did buy 20% fat mince.

I used black pepper, finely chopped onion and a little lazy garlic. Mixed it all up and decided to use some breadcrumbs and an egg. In the fridge now ready to burger press tomorrow.

Classic Beex advice following there.

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Home made burgers
PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 13:31 
User avatar
Lord Humongous

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 42855
Location: The erogenous zone
They turned out superb! Just eating two more now.

_________________
Flickr Behance Discogs

'Not without talent but dragged down by bass turgidity'


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Reply to topic  [ 43 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2

All times are UTC [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Pod People, The Greys, Vogons and 0 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search within this thread:
You are using the 'Ted' forum. Bill doesn't really exist any more. Bogus!
Want to help out with the hosting / advertising costs? That's very nice of you.
Are you on a mobile phone? Try http://beex.co.uk/m/
RIP, Owen.

Powered by a very Grim... version of phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group.