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 Post subject: Bits and Bobs 49
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Am I the only person that doesn't care a jot about using urinals that are immediately adjacent to urinals already being used?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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GazChap wrote:
Am I the only person that doesn't care a jot about using urinals that are immediately adjacent to urinals already being used?


You have my axe.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Am I the only person that doesn't care a jot about using urinals that are immediately adjacent to urinals already being used?


So long as you keep your eyes front.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Gaz, do you go next to people even if there's space further away?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Am I the only person that doesn't care a jot about using urinals that are immediately adjacent to urinals already being used?


No.. if there are 5, I use 2 and 4.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Stand at 2 and piss into 4? It's one way to add a bit of fun to it.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Stand at 2 and piss into 4? It's one way to add a bit of fun to it.


Artistic yes

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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KovacsC wrote:
GazChap wrote:
Am I the only person that doesn't care a jot about using urinals that are immediately adjacent to urinals already being used?


No.. if there are 5, I use 2 and 4.


Fucking hell, man. If there are 5, you use 1 or 5. If 1 and 5 are taken you use 3. Were you raised in a barn?!

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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I like to make folks feel uncomfortable when they pee. My rugby club has a metal trough, so you just squeeze in, and chat.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Stand at 2 and piss into 4? It's one way to add a bit of fun to it.

Don't cross the streams!

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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I like to make folks feel uncomfortable when they pee. My rugby club has a metal trough, so you just squeeze in, and chat.

Says it all.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Am I the only person that doesn't care a jot about using urinals that are immediately adjacent to urinals already being used?


No.. if there are 5, I use 2 and 4.



If there are five wouldn't you go 5, 1, 3, assuming 5 is furtfest from the door? Obviously women don't have anything similar, but I'd think 5 means even at worst you'd only have one person next to you and not have people walking around you. 1 is firtfest away from that and then 3 if someone else is desperate but that still leaves space.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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I like to make folks feel uncomfortable when they pee.

Neck rub.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Haha, how the heck did furthest Coke out looking like that?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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I like to make folks feel uncomfortable when they pee.

Neck rub.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Mimi wrote:
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Am I the only person that doesn't care a jot about using urinals that are immediately adjacent to urinals already being used?


No.. if there are 5, I use 2 and 4.



If there are five wouldn't you go 5, 1, 3, assuming 5 is furtfest from the door? Obviously women don't have anything similar, but I'd think 5 means even at worst you'd only have one person next to you and not have people walking around you. 1 is firtfest away from that and then 3 if someone else is desperate but that still leaves space.

Yeah.

OR whichever urinal with the best poster in front of it.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Haha, how the heck did furthest Coke out looking like that?

Really not sure which words auto corrected here.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Haha, how the heck did furthest Coke out looking like that?

Really not sure which words auto corrected here.

Aw, we are having a bad day. I'd blame my phone but I think it's sheer exhaustion. I was trying to say I wonder how the word 'furthest' came out autocorrected like that.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Mimi wrote:
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Am I the only person that doesn't care a jot about using urinals that are immediately adjacent to urinals already being used?


No.. if there are 5, I use 2 and 4.



If there are five wouldn't you go 5, 1, 3, assuming 5 is furtfest from the door? Obviously women don't have anything similar, but I'd think 5 means even at worst you'd only have one person next to you and not have people walking around you. 1 is firtfest away from that and then 3 if someone else is desperate but that still leaves space.


yes that is the social norm. Unless you like being a pain, then 2 or 4

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Oh, I see! You are a willy peeper!

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Wouldn't urinal 1 be the cleanest though? So that could be a factor too.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Urinals are generally all the same level of cleanliness though aren't they? It's shit houses that need previewing.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Gaz, do you go next to people even if there's space further away?

Yes. I generally go for the closest available urinal.

The only exception is if the closest urinal has people stood either side of it that are... let's say "chunky", thus cutting in to the amount of breathing room I have at my pisspot.

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