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| Author: | MaliA [ Thu Nov 23, 2017 21:20 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 49 |
Bad sex scenes in books shortlist There are some corkers! Quote: “He tips her back and lays her on the dissecting table. She takes off her skirt, spreads her legs and tells him: ‘Fuck me like a machine.’ And while her breasts spill out, Simon begins to flow into her assemblage.
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| Author: | MaliA [ Thu Nov 23, 2017 21:22 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 49 |
Squirt wrote: Leeds Armoury is awesome. I know some people who have been to handling sessions there - getting to hold and wave about genuine bits of antique kit - and they had a cracking time. Also, there is a suit of armour for an elephant. My friends saw "The science of Zombie Killing" where the armourer went to town on gel heads using katanas (waste of time), axes (pretty pro) and halters (fuck! Yeah!) And said it was great. I have never been 
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| Author: | myp [ Thu Nov 23, 2017 21:40 ] |
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Popped into see Monsieur Aris today in between Amazon shifts for a cuppa. Got to see ALL THE PICKSULZ of his new 4k Xbox and even shoot his gun. He also gave me a muffin. No dog though.
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| Author: | Satsuma [ Thu Nov 23, 2017 22:11 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: Popped into see Monsieur Aris today in between Amazon shifts for a cuppa. Got to see ALL THE PICKSULZ of his new 4k Xbox and even shoot his gun. He also gave me a muffin. No dog though. I’ll definitely take you airsoft if you’re actually interested. It’s kinda stupid painful fun. |
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| Author: | myp [ Thu Nov 23, 2017 22:30 ] |
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Definitely! |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 11:13 ] |
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I'd tag along to that, espesh if it's an urban site. And if it's not too cold. I've still got a few pew-pews lying around. Jem'd probably be up for it too. |
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| Author: | Jem [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 11:16 ] |
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Beex airsoft adventure sounds awesome. |
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| Author: | myp [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 14:07 ] |
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Ian never stops pooing |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 15:26 ] |
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Well, that just makes him more of a target then, surely? |
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| Author: | myp [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 15:55 ] |
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In a twist of bitter irony I am, in fact, now the one pooing. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 16:45 ] |
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That's not irony. |
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| Author: | Findus Fop [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 17:07 ] |
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Two spoons one myp. |
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| Author: | myp [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 17:50 ] |
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GazChap wrote: That's not irony. Language evolves. It's what people consider irony even if it, in fact, is not. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 17:51 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: GazChap wrote: That's not irony. Language evolves. It's what people consider irony even if it, in fact, is not. Those people are dragging civilisation down into idiocy and should be out into moon rockets and shot into the sun. |
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| Author: | myp [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 17:53 ] |
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Put into moon rockets, my dear fellow. |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 18:31 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: Put into moon rockets, my dear fellow. Language evolves. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 19:10 ] |
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Hope non of you guys are near Oxford Circus tube station |
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| Author: | markg [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 19:11 ] |
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Sounds like it was just a panic, thankfully. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 19:13 ] |
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Good. Still, panicky crowds aren't nice places to be |
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| Author: | Jem [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 19:19 ] |
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Not helped by Olly Murs ridiculous tweets. |
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| Author: | BikNorton [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 19:37 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: crowds aren't nice places to be
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| Author: | myp [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 21:30 ] |
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Curiosity wrote: Lonewolves wrote: Put into moon rockets, my dear fellow. Language evolves. Or devolves, whenever you speak. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 23:07 ] |
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Railings are irony. |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Sat Nov 25, 2017 11:12 ] |
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It's Saturday morning and as usual I'm sat in the waiting room while my girls are dancing. There's a woman in here who hasn't stopped talking and the guy she's talking to has the patience of a saint. He's responded with "yeah.." and nothing else for 40 minutes now. She's really annoying! There's also another woman who clearly doesn't like her daughter. She's done nothing but look on her phone and shouted at her since she's got here. The girls are enjoying it though. They're dancing to Moana which amuses me as it's sung by the same guy who threatened to turn things sideways and stick them up his enemies candy asses in the early 2000's. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Sat Nov 25, 2017 11:31 ] |
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I need to start getting Punt and Dennis to something like that. Really need some structure to the weekends. |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Sat Nov 25, 2017 11:40 ] |
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It might be a bit of a way to travel for you but I'd welcome the company in the waiting room. |
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| Author: | Mr Russell [ Sat Nov 25, 2017 19:44 ] |
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We have taken to swimming as a regular Sunday fixture. Two hours in the local brine pool followed by a drive to a National Trust place with 30-60 minutes (nap occurs here). Couple of hours split between buggy and a walk and then we’re good to drive home for a short relax, tea and bed. |
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| Author: | Mr Russell [ Sat Nov 25, 2017 19:44 ] |
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Fuck knows what Darwin does while Mimi and I are out mind. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Sat Nov 25, 2017 22:29 ] |
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Block party |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:00 ] |
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I am on a course. 8am online course on a Monday. Grr why can't folks work out how to mute their fucking lines.... going to be a long day |
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| Author: | Kern [ Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:30 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 49 |
Currently testing a new system for children's care and as such have been creating many dummy records. Had some trouble setting up a carer (Mother Hubbard, of 'A Shoe', Cornmarket, Oxford). Email exchange: IT support: Which child are you trying to place with Mother Hubbard? Me: Genghis Khan. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:32 ] |
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That shoe's gonna be a bloodbath. |
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| Author: | Kern [ Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:34 ] |
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I'm not entirely sure she'll pass the next inspection anyway. |
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| Author: | devilman [ Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:41 ] |
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Kern wrote: Currently testing a new system for children's care and as such have been creating many dummy records. Had some trouble setting up a carer (Mother Hubbard, of 'A Shoe', Cornmarket, Oxford). Email exchange: IT support: Which child are you trying to place with Mother Hubbard? Me: Genghis Khan. I was creating dummy records for a system last week and had to stop myself from using my usual 'John Smith' as a contact, as the brewery we're building the system for might think we're taking the piss. Although Genghis might have made a mean landlord too. |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:54 ] |
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Your periodic reminder that, before you put comedy values into test systems, you should think hard about what happens if those values leak into prod. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:56 ] |
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Like our test student account, a certain Mr. D Vader? |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Mon Nov 27, 2017 13:00 ] |
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circa 15 years ago... "Why does my website have "arse" written in the top left, Gareth?" "Oh, that was just a debugging thing I put in and must have forgotten about - will remove it now, sorry!" Fortunately it wasn't on anything particularly important or customer-facing... ...and obviously now I just use "banana in disk drive error" |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Nov 27, 2017 13:04 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 49 |
While testing email filtering rules, I made a redirect loop, and crashed Cardiff's COMSC email server with millions of emails with a subject line of something like "why doesn't my fucking procmail work". |
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| Author: | devilman [ Mon Nov 27, 2017 13:09 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 49 |
GazChap wrote: circa 15 years ago... "Why does my website have "arse" written in the top left, Gareth?" "Oh, that was just a debugging thing I put in and must have forgotten about - will remove it now, sorry!" Fortunately it wasn't on anything particularly important or customer-facing... ...and obviously now I just use "banana in disk drive error" 'banana' was always my go-to word when I wanted to test something would display on-screen. 
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Mon Nov 27, 2017 13:14 ] |
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote: Your periodic reminder that, before you put comedy values into test systems, you should think hard about what happens if those values leak into prod. Or comments in an install script about teabagging someone’s mum that get left on the desktop of a customers server. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Mon Nov 27, 2017 13:33 ] |
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devilman wrote: GazChap wrote: circa 15 years ago... "Why does my website have "arse" written in the top left, Gareth?" "Oh, that was just a debugging thing I put in and must have forgotten about - will remove it now, sorry!" Fortunately it wasn't on anything particularly important or customer-facing... ...and obviously now I just use "banana in disk drive error" 'banana' was always my go-to word when I wanted to test something would display on-screen. I just use "asd" now. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Mon Nov 27, 2017 13:34 ] |
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote: While testing email filtering rules, I made a redirect loop, and crashed Cardiff's COMSC email server with millions of emails with a subject line of something like "why doesn't my fucking procmail work". Did you get a million replies back with "it fucking does" 
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| Author: | markg [ Mon Nov 27, 2017 14:57 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 49 |
I did something just last week, it was a kind of workflow thing for new starters, it was a bloody nightmare as it works its way around about six different departments depending on all sorts of crap. Anyway it sent out about a dozen notifications to payroll with the subject line something like "payroll action needed - name - blah blah blah" and then just "blah blah whatever" and a link in the body of the email. Fortunately I know them all pretty well. |
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| Author: | Mr Russell [ Mon Nov 27, 2017 15:47 ] |
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I once created a calendar system for logging when charity events are occurring in our stores, and what's been done and how much has been raised. They, unbeknownst to me created a little flash video of how to use the system based off the test data instead of the live data, and so the whole company still sees the sample events "Duck Hunt", "Duck BBQ", and "Duck Feast". |
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| Author: | Pundabaya [ Mon Nov 27, 2017 17:40 ] |
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I hope your usual charity isn't the RSPCA. |
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| Author: | Squirt [ Mon Nov 27, 2017 17:42 ] |
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The BASC totally loved it though. |
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| Author: | krazywookie [ Mon Nov 27, 2017 18:21 ] |
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I'm completely allergic to listening to voice mail is what I've just realised. I have an almost physical reaction when I try to press the alert and I've got as far as calling it but hung up after a couple seconds. |
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| Author: | myp [ Mon Nov 27, 2017 18:28 ] |
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krazywookie wrote: I'm completely allergic to listening to voice mail is what I've just realised. I have an almost physical reaction when I try to press the alert and I've got as far as calling it but hung up after a couple seconds. Same, so I downloaded an app that transcribes them for me. PF Voicemail+ if you're on Android. |
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| Author: | krazywookie [ Mon Nov 27, 2017 18:42 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: krazywookie wrote: I'm completely allergic to listening to voice mail is what I've just realised. I have an almost physical reaction when I try to press the alert and I've got as far as calling it but hung up after a couple seconds. Same, so I downloaded an app that transcribes them for me. PF Voicemail+ if you're on Android. You sir, are a God damn angel. Thank you. |
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| Author: | myp [ Mon Nov 27, 2017 19:14 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 49 |
Only took two and a bit months for this video to get made, but here's us winning the Nottingham Single Sex Tournament. 27.55 if you want to see me rip a double in the final.  |
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