Lonewolves wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
Recived this today. Anyone else spot the mistake?
They meant to send it to someone competent?
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| Author: | Cras [ Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:24 ] |
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Well clearly you also need time traveling powers. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:25 ] |
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IT? |
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| Author: | Mr Dave [ Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:25 ] |
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Best get inventing a time machine. |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:25 ] |
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Cras wrote: Well clearly you also need time traveling powers. Indeed. |
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| Author: | BikNorton [ Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:26 ] |
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The suggestion that someone in government accepts responsibility for something? |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:27 ] |
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The job is 10 mins from my house. I am tempted with a change. |
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| Author: | Kern [ Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:27 ] |
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Solve tax avoidance by closing the loopholes before they're used. Retrocrime. Coming soon to ITV. |
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| Author: | Squirt [ Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:28 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 49 |
Successful candidates will have the ability to perform temporal leaps. Strong Excel skills also a plus. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:38 ] |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_Traveller I watched all of that, because Chloe Annett. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:44 ] |
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Grim... wrote: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_Traveller I watched all of that, because Chloe Annett. Same. |
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| Author: | myp [ Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:52 ] |
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KovacsC wrote: Recived this today. Anyone else spot the mistake? They meant to send it to someone competent? |
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| Author: | Nik [ Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:59 ] |
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KovacsC wrote: Recived this today. Anyone else spot the mistake? Quote: exctited ? |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Tue Nov 21, 2017 13:05 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: KovacsC wrote: Recived this today. Anyone else spot the mistake? They meant to send it to someone competent?
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| Author: | myp [ Tue Nov 21, 2017 13:44 ] |
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KovacsC wrote: Lonewolves wrote: KovacsC wrote: Recived this today. Anyone else spot the mistake? They meant to send it to someone competent? 
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| Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Tue Nov 21, 2017 14:23 ] |
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That’s the best use I’ve seen of timelimits by hmrc in months. At least you’re in the same year. |
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| Author: | BikNorton [ Tue Nov 21, 2017 14:43 ] |
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I'm in a sewing shop because Helen needs a new sewing machine. There's a brand called Pfaff, which for me narrows things down a lot. Good job it's not for me perhaps. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Nov 21, 2017 14:56 ] |
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Being a filthy pirate can be difficult sometimes. Attachment: Image1.jpg
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| Author: | GazChap [ Tue Nov 21, 2017 18:09 ] |
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KovacsC wrote: The job is 10 mins from my house. I am tempted with a change. Where's the office? |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Tue Nov 21, 2017 18:20 ] |
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HMRC in Telford |
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| Author: | Kern [ Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:19 ] |
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Arvo Pärt's 'Spiegel im Spiegel' was just played on the radio. One of the most calming pieces of music ever written and just what I needed to hear this morning. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:40 ] |
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KovacsC wrote: HMRC in Telford Didn't know they had an office in Telford. Now I know where to post all of the dog faeces to 
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:43 ] |
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GazChap wrote: KovacsC wrote: HMRC in Telford Didn't know they had an office in Telford. Now I know where to post all of the dog faeces to All the buildings with Cap Gem or Fujitsu are HMRC, plus the ones opposite Wickes |
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| Author: | Hearthly [ Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:56 ] |
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It's raining to fuck here today, but I braved the elements to walk to Shoprite, although my route was subject to some last minute changes. Attachment: shoppers.JPG
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| Author: | Satsuma [ Wed Nov 22, 2017 20:22 ] |
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To The Moon was a crummy made game on the PC that made me cry. Now there’s To the Moon 2! Called “2 the Moon” which is a terrible title but at least it avoids having a 2 and a to. Anyway, the trailer is shit (below) but it’s bound to be more tearful goodness for big saps like me. Did you know When Marnie was Here was on Film 4 over the weekend. I managed to record the last sodding twenty minutes. Tch. |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Wed Nov 22, 2017 20:54 ] |
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KovacsC wrote: Recived this today. Anyone else spot the mistake? Quote: Dear Mark, Hope you are well? ......... Apart from the time anomaly, 'Hope you are well?' isn't a question. |
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| Author: | Bamba [ Thu Nov 23, 2017 13:45 ] |
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Satsuma wrote: To The Moon was a crummy made game on the PC that made me cry. Now there’s To the Moon 2! Called “2 the Moon” which is a terrible title but at least it avoids having a 2 and a to. Anyway, the trailer is shit (below) but it’s bound to be more tearful goodness for big saps like me. Except it's not called "2 The Moon" at all, you didn't actually watch the trailer did you: http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017- ... lease-date |
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| Author: | Satsuma [ Thu Nov 23, 2017 14:07 ] |
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Yeah I know. But did you watch the trailer or did you have to read it in eurogamer? |
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| Author: | Bamba [ Thu Nov 23, 2017 14:36 ] |
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Satsuma wrote: Yeah I know. But did you watch the trailer or did you have to read it in eurogamer? I watched the trailer after reading about it in Eurogamer. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Thu Nov 23, 2017 17:13 ] |
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Shoot your bolt into a butt. 8 times for £3 |
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| Author: | Squirt [ Thu Nov 23, 2017 17:31 ] |
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Leeds Armoury is awesome. I know some people who have been to handling sessions there - getting to hold and wave about genuine bits of antique kit - and they had a cracking time. Also, there is a suit of armour for an elephant. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Thu Nov 23, 2017 21:20 ] |
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Bad sex scenes in books shortlist There are some corkers! Quote: “He tips her back and lays her on the dissecting table. She takes off her skirt, spreads her legs and tells him: ‘Fuck me like a machine.’ And while her breasts spill out, Simon begins to flow into her assemblage.
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| Author: | MaliA [ Thu Nov 23, 2017 21:22 ] |
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Squirt wrote: Leeds Armoury is awesome. I know some people who have been to handling sessions there - getting to hold and wave about genuine bits of antique kit - and they had a cracking time. Also, there is a suit of armour for an elephant. My friends saw "The science of Zombie Killing" where the armourer went to town on gel heads using katanas (waste of time), axes (pretty pro) and halters (fuck! Yeah!) And said it was great. I have never been 
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| Author: | myp [ Thu Nov 23, 2017 21:40 ] |
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Popped into see Monsieur Aris today in between Amazon shifts for a cuppa. Got to see ALL THE PICKSULZ of his new 4k Xbox and even shoot his gun. He also gave me a muffin. No dog though.
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| Author: | Satsuma [ Thu Nov 23, 2017 22:11 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: Popped into see Monsieur Aris today in between Amazon shifts for a cuppa. Got to see ALL THE PICKSULZ of his new 4k Xbox and even shoot his gun. He also gave me a muffin. No dog though. I’ll definitely take you airsoft if you’re actually interested. It’s kinda stupid painful fun. |
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| Author: | myp [ Thu Nov 23, 2017 22:30 ] |
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Definitely! |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 11:13 ] |
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I'd tag along to that, espesh if it's an urban site. And if it's not too cold. I've still got a few pew-pews lying around. Jem'd probably be up for it too. |
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| Author: | Jem [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 11:16 ] |
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Beex airsoft adventure sounds awesome. |
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| Author: | myp [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 14:07 ] |
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Ian never stops pooing |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 15:26 ] |
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Well, that just makes him more of a target then, surely? |
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| Author: | myp [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 15:55 ] |
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In a twist of bitter irony I am, in fact, now the one pooing. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 16:45 ] |
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That's not irony. |
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| Author: | Findus Fop [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 17:07 ] |
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Two spoons one myp. |
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| Author: | myp [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 17:50 ] |
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GazChap wrote: That's not irony. Language evolves. It's what people consider irony even if it, in fact, is not. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 17:51 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: GazChap wrote: That's not irony. Language evolves. It's what people consider irony even if it, in fact, is not. Those people are dragging civilisation down into idiocy and should be out into moon rockets and shot into the sun. |
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| Author: | myp [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 17:53 ] |
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Put into moon rockets, my dear fellow. |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 18:31 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: Put into moon rockets, my dear fellow. Language evolves. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 19:10 ] |
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Hope non of you guys are near Oxford Circus tube station |
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| Author: | markg [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 19:11 ] |
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Sounds like it was just a panic, thankfully. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 19:13 ] |
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Good. Still, panicky crowds aren't nice places to be |
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| Author: | Jem [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 19:19 ] |
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Not helped by Olly Murs ridiculous tweets. |
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