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Katy from Cbeebies is offering to do kids parties in the style of her programme, I can cook.

It's a bit extravagant, but I'm seriously tempted.... But is it more for my benefit or the kids? Hmmm....

TheVision wrote:

Katy from Cbeebies is offering to do kids parties in the style of her programme, I can cook.

It's a bit extravagant, but I'm seriously tempted.... But is it more for my benefit or the kids? Hmmm....

This woman has a voice that should not be set to music. My goodness I’ve heard her sing some kind of theme tune for a show called ‘I Can Cook’ twice now, and I rushed in from the kitchen to save my son from being mauled by the rabid fox screaming as it scratched it’s claws down a blackboard to instead find that noise was issuing from her face hole.

Mimi wrote:

TheVision wrote:

Katy from Cbeebies is offering to do kids parties in the style of her programme, I can cook.

It's a bit extravagant, but I'm seriously tempted.... But is it more for my benefit or the kids? Hmmm....

Not a fan then? I think she's great.

TheVision wrote:

Mimi wrote:

TheVision wrote:

Katy from Cbeebies is offering to do kids parties in the style of her programme, I can cook.

It's a bit extravagant, but I'm seriously tempted.... But is it more for my benefit or the kids? Hmmm....

Not a fan then? I think she's great.

I LIKE THE ONE WHO HAS CAMERAS AND VISITS PLACES AND ONCE SHE WORE A WETSUIT

MaliA wrote:

TheVision wrote:

Mimi wrote:

TheVision wrote:

Katy from Cbeebies is offering to do kids parties in the style of her programme, I can cook.

It's a bit extravagant, but I'm seriously tempted.... But is it more for my benefit or the kids? Hmmm....

Not a fan then? I think she's great.

I LIKE THE ONE WHO HAS CAMERAS AND VISITS PLACES AND ONCE SHE WORE A WETSUIT

Mate...
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQ0_JQ ... Xe5hC4PwTg

Educational.

Mimi wrote:

TheVision wrote:

Katy from Cbeebies is offering to do kids parties in the style of her programme, I can cook.

It's a bit extravagant, but I'm seriously tempted.... But is it more for my benefit or the kids? Hmmm....

Not a fan then? I think she's great.

There should be a law against making people with self-esteem issues do stupid self assessment appraisals.

"What has gone well?"

"Um-errr (nothing, I am terrible at my job, and I think less of you for not having sacked me years ago.) My clearance rates are okay, I guess"

Oh good lord. First Slade in the wild. It's not even Halloween yet, for fucks sake!

DavPaz wrote:

Oh good lord. First Slade in the wild. It's not even Halloween yet, for fucks sake!

Huhwhat?! Where was that plsying?

DavPaz wrote:

Oh good lord. First Slade in the wild. It's not even Halloween yet, for fucks sake!

I blame global warming.

Oh good lord. First Slade in the wild. It's not even Halloween yet, for fucks sake!

Mimi wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

Oh good lord. First Slade in the wild. It's not even Halloween yet, for fucks sake!

Huhwhat?! Where was that plsying?

The Entertainer, Cheshire Oaks

so maybe they’ve fast forwarded to Slade singing the religious tale of the lord and saviour, which I am sure is the deeper meaning of the lyrics.

Mimi wrote:

so maybe they’ve fast forwarded to Slade singing the religious tale of the lord and saviour, which I am sure is the deeper meaning of the lyrics.

Code:

Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
 It's the time that every Santa has a ball
 Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
 Does it ton-up on his sleigh?
 Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?

This verse relates to the non-religious view of Christmas, sarcastically mocking listeners who think this is all that it's about and the emptyiness of their beliefs.

Code:

So here it is, Merry Christmas
 Everybody's having fun

This relates to the gathering for the Census and reunion of families etc in ancient Nazareth.

Code:

Look to the future now
 It's only just begun

Because the Messiah's here, at last.

Code:

Are you waiting for the family to arrive?
 Are you sure you've got the room to spare inside?

It's a cramped stable and there's only so much room for the shepherds, animals, and Magi to squeeze into.

Code:

Does your granny always tell you
 That the old songs are the best?
 Then she's up and rock 'n' rolling with the rest

An unnecessary slight at the angels and also a dig at the unreformed practices in the temples.

DavPaz wrote:

Mimi wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

Oh good lord. First Slade in the wild. It's not even Halloween yet, for fucks sake!

Huhwhat?! Where was that plsying?

The Entertainer, Cheshire Oaks

They’re opening one here, too.

The CEO doesn’t allow any Harry Potter themed stuff in the stores as it has links with the occult, and he calls himself an energetic evengelical Christian, so itslikely there will be no Halloween presence in the stores, so maybe they’ve fast forwarded to Slade singing the religious tale of the lord and saviour, which I am sure is the deeper meaning of the lyrics.

Code:

So here it is, Merry Christmas
 Everybody's having fun

This relates to the gathering for the Census and reunion of families etc in ancient Nazareth.

Kern wrote:

Code:

So here it is, Merry Christmas
 Everybody's having fun

This relates to the gathering for the Census and reunion of families etc in ancient Nazareth.

Eh?

Air to surface vessel?

Mimi wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

Mimi wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

Oh good lord. First Slade in the wild. It's not even Halloween yet, for fucks sake!

Huhwhat?! Where was that plsying?

The Entertainer, Cheshire Oaks

That could explain why all the stores are shut on a Sunday..

Mimi wrote:

so maybe they’ve fast forwarded to Slade singing the religious tale of the lord and saviour, which I am sure is the deeper meaning of the lyrics.

Code:

Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
 It's the time that every Santa has a ball
 Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
 Does it ton-up on his sleigh?
 Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?

This verse relates to the non-religious view of Christmas, sarcastically mocking listeners who think this is all that it's about and the emptyiness of their beliefs.

Code:

So here it is, Merry Christmas
 Everybody's having fun

This relates to the gathering for the Census and reunion of families etc in ancient Nazareth.

Code:

Look to the future now
 It's only just begun

Because the Messiah's here, at last.

Code:

Are you waiting for the family to arrive?
 Are you sure you've got the room to spare inside?

It's a cramped stable and there's only so much room for the shepherds, animals, and Magi to squeeze into.

Code:

Does your granny always tell you
 That the old songs are the best?
 Then she's up and rock 'n' rolling with the rest

An unnecessary slight at the angels and also a dig at the unreformed practices in the temples.

KovacsC wrote:

Mimi wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

Mimi wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

Oh good lord. First Slade in the wild. It's not even Halloween yet, for fucks sake!

Huhwhat?! Where was that plsying?

The Entertainer, Cheshire Oaks

That could explain why all the stores are shut on a Sunday..

That is indeed the reason

Art isn't really team building though is it? I find it a dark, twisted journey into my own subconscious fears. And brush cleaning.

Or laxative. I haven't checked.

Attachment:

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Had a few games arrive from Japan this morning, with Mario stamps on the parcel.

And a Mario sweet inside. Or laxative. I haven't checked.

Sadly, literally no-one in my group knew what it was though. A mixture of too young to remember 8-bit computers and not British so never having heard of Sinclair.

Author:	TheVision [ Mon Oct 23, 2017 16:04 ]
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But of course. It's a brave man that takes those off me.

Author:	Mimi [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:10 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 49
TheVision wrote: Katy from Cbeebies is offering to do kids parties in the style of her programme, I can cook. It's a bit extravagant, but I'm seriously tempted.... But is it more for my benefit or the kids? Hmmm.... This woman has a voice that should not be set to music. My goodness I’ve heard her sing some kind of theme tune for a show called ‘I Can Cook’ twice now, and I rushed in from the kitchen to save my son from being mauled by the rabid fox screaming as it scratched it’s claws down a blackboard to instead find that noise was issuing from her face hole.

Author:	TheVision [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:12 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 49
Mimi wrote: TheVision wrote: Katy from Cbeebies is offering to do kids parties in the style of her programme, I can cook. It's a bit extravagant, but I'm seriously tempted.... But is it more for my benefit or the kids? Hmmm.... This woman has a voice that should not be set to music. My goodness I’ve heard her sing some kind of theme tune for a show called ‘I Can Cook’ twice now, and I rushed in from the kitchen to save my son from being mauled by the rabid fox screaming as it scratched it’s claws down a blackboard to instead find that noise was issuing from her face hole. Not a fan then? I think she's great.

Author:	MaliA [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:16 ]
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TheVision wrote: Mimi wrote: TheVision wrote: Katy from Cbeebies is offering to do kids parties in the style of her programme, I can cook. It's a bit extravagant, but I'm seriously tempted.... But is it more for my benefit or the kids? Hmmm.... This woman has a voice that should not be set to music. My goodness I’ve heard her sing some kind of theme tune for a show called ‘I Can Cook’ twice now, and I rushed in from the kitchen to save my son from being mauled by the rabid fox screaming as it scratched it’s claws down a blackboard to instead find that noise was issuing from her face hole. Not a fan then? I think she's great. I LIKE THE ONE WHO HAS CAMERAS AND VISITS PLACES AND ONCE SHE WORE A WETSUIT

Author:	DavPaz [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:21 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 49
MaliA wrote: TheVision wrote: Mimi wrote: TheVision wrote: Katy from Cbeebies is offering to do kids parties in the style of her programme, I can cook. It's a bit extravagant, but I'm seriously tempted.... But is it more for my benefit or the kids? Hmmm.... This woman has a voice that should not be set to music. My goodness I’ve heard her sing some kind of theme tune for a show called ‘I Can Cook’ twice now, and I rushed in from the kitchen to save my son from being mauled by the rabid fox screaming as it scratched it’s claws down a blackboard to instead find that noise was issuing from her face hole. Not a fan then? I think she's great. I LIKE THE ONE WHO HAS CAMERAS AND VISITS PLACES AND ONCE SHE WORE A WETSUIT Mate... https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQ0_JQ ... Xe5hC4PwTg Educational.

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Author:	JBR [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:23 ]
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mOate.

Author:	MaliA [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:24 ]
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DavPaz wrote: MaliA wrote: TheVision wrote: Mimi wrote: TheVision wrote: Katy from Cbeebies is offering to do kids parties in the style of her programme, I can cook. It's a bit extravagant, but I'm seriously tempted.... But is it more for my benefit or the kids? Hmmm.... This woman has a voice that should not be set to music. My goodness I’ve heard her sing some kind of theme tune for a show called ‘I Can Cook’ twice now, and I rushed in from the kitchen to save my son from being mauled by the rabid fox screaming as it scratched it’s claws down a blackboard to instead find that noise was issuing from her face hole. Not a fan then? I think she's great. I LIKE THE ONE WHO HAS CAMERAS AND VISITS PLACES AND ONCE SHE WORE A WETSUIT Mate... https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQ0_JQ ... Xe5hC4PwTg Educational. I love you

Author:	Mimi [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:36 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 49
TheVision wrote: Mimi wrote: TheVision wrote: Katy from Cbeebies is offering to do kids parties in the style of her programme, I can cook. It's a bit extravagant, but I'm seriously tempted.... But is it more for my benefit or the kids? Hmmm.... This woman has a voice that should not be set to music. My goodness I’ve heard her sing some kind of theme tune for a show called ‘I Can Cook’ twice now, and I rushed in from the kitchen to save my son from being mauled by the rabid fox screaming as it scratched it’s claws down a blackboard to instead find that noise was issuing from her face hole. Not a fan then? I think she's great. I didn’t watch the rest of the show, which may be awesome, but I take issue with bbc license money being used to fund that abomination of a noise that constitutes a theme song. She should not have been paid for that. Also, Kat is the best CeeBeeBies presenter.

Author:	Mimi [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:39 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 49
Oh, it’s Cat with a ‘C’. Anyway, this bundle of fun.

Author:	Mimi [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:44 ]
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I like Maddie and her show, too, the few I’ve seen. Though Russell pointed out that she gurns a lot and now I cannot unsee the gurning.

Author:	Kern [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:57 ]
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View of the dreaming spires from the roof terrace of the new Westgate.

Author:	Pundabaya [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 14:59 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 49
There should be a law against making people with self-esteem issues do stupid self assessment appraisals. "What has gone well?" "Um-errr (nothing, I am terrible at my job, and I think less of you for not having sacked me years ago.) My clearance rates are okay, I guess"

Author:	GazChap [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 15:03 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 49
Pundabaya wrote: There should be a law against making people with self-esteem issues do stupid self assessment appraisals. "What has gone well?" "Um-errr (nothing, I am terrible at my job, and I think less of you for not having sacked me years ago.) My clearance rates are okay, I guess" "Not Brexit, that's for sure! LOLLE!"

Author:	DavPaz [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 10:47 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 49
Oh good lord. First Slade in the wild. It's not even Halloween yet, for fucks sake!

Author:	Cras [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 16:24 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 49
Fancy allowing Amazon to remotely unlock your front door for their delivery drivers? https://www.theverge.com/2017/10/25/165 ... smart-lock Fuck that noise, I know what sort of shifty bugger works for them.

Author:	Mimi [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 10:48 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 49
DavPaz wrote: Oh good lord. First Slade in the wild. It's not even Halloween yet, for fucks sake! Huhwhat?! Where was that plsying?

Author:	Kern [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 10:51 ]
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DavPaz wrote: Oh good lord. First Slade in the wild. It's not even Halloween yet, for fucks sake! I blame global warming.

Author:	DavPaz [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 10:51 ]
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Mimi wrote: DavPaz wrote: Oh good lord. First Slade in the wild. It's not even Halloween yet, for fucks sake! Huhwhat?! Where was that plsying? The Entertainer, Cheshire Oaks

Author:	Trousers [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 10:55 ]
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Kern wrote: DavPaz wrote: Oh good lord. First Slade in the wild. It's not even Halloween yet, for fucks sake! I blame global warming. No such thing - it was cold the other day.

Author:	Grim... [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 11:08 ]
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DavPaz wrote: Oh good lord. First Slade in the wild. It's not even Halloween yet, for fucks sake! I saw Christmas lights in someone's window on Monday.

Author:	Mimi [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 11:27 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 49
DavPaz wrote: Mimi wrote: DavPaz wrote: Oh good lord. First Slade in the wild. It's not even Halloween yet, for fucks sake! Huhwhat?! Where was that plsying? The Entertainer, Cheshire Oaks They’re opening one here, too. The CEO doesn’t allow any Harry Potter themed stuff in the stores as it has links with the occult, and he calls himself an energetic evengelical Christian, so itslikely there will be no Halloween presence in the stores, so maybe they’ve fast forwarded to Slade singing the religious tale of the lord and saviour, which I am sure is the deeper meaning of the lyrics.

Author:	Jem [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 11:38 ]
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Mimi wrote: so maybe they’ve fast forwarded to Slade singing the religious tale of the lord and saviour, which I am sure is the deeper meaning of the lyrics.

Author:	Kern [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 11:41 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 49
Mimi wrote: so maybe they’ve fast forwarded to Slade singing the religious tale of the lord and saviour, which I am sure is the deeper meaning of the lyrics. Code: Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall? It's the time that every Santa has a ball Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer? Does it ton-up on his sleigh? Do the fairies keep him sober for a day? This verse relates to the non-religious view of Christmas, sarcastically mocking listeners who think this is all that it's about and the emptyiness of their beliefs. Code: So here it is, Merry Christmas Everybody's having fun This relates to the gathering for the Census and reunion of families etc in ancient Nazareth. Code: Look to the future now It's only just begun Because the Messiah's here, at last. Code: Are you waiting for the family to arrive? Are you sure you've got the room to spare inside? It's a cramped stable and there's only so much room for the shepherds, animals, and Magi to squeeze into. Code: Does your granny always tell you That the old songs are the best? Then she's up and rock 'n' rolling with the rest An unnecessary slight at the angels and also a dig at the unreformed practices in the temples.

Author:	MaliA [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 11:45 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 49
Kern wrote: Mimi wrote: so maybe they’ve fast forwarded to Slade singing the religious tale of the lord and saviour, which I am sure is the deeper meaning of the lyrics. Code: Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall? It's the time that every Santa has a ball Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer? Does it ton-up on his sleigh? Do the fairies keep him sober for a day? This verse relates to the non-religious view of Christmas, sarcastically mocking listeners who think this is all that it's about and the emptyiness of their beliefs. Code: So here it is, Merry Christmas Everybody's having fun This relates to the gathering for the Census and reunion of families etc in ancient Nazareth. Code: Look to the future now It's only just begun Because the Messiah's here, at last. Code: Are you waiting for the family to arrive? Are you sure you've got the room to spare inside? It's a cramped stable and there's only so much room for the shepherds, animals, and Magi to squeeze into. Code: Does your granny always tell you That the old songs are the best? Then she's up and rock 'n' rolling with the rest An unnecessary slight at the angels and also a dig at the unreformed practices in the temples. Oh good work.

Author:	KovacsC [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 13:09 ]
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Mimi wrote: DavPaz wrote: Mimi wrote: DavPaz wrote: Oh good lord. First Slade in the wild. It's not even Halloween yet, for fucks sake! Huhwhat?! Where was that plsying? The Entertainer, Cheshire Oaks They’re opening one here, too. The CEO doesn’t allow any Harry Potter themed stuff in the stores as it has links with the occult, and he calls himself an energetic evengelical Christian, so itslikely there will be no Halloween presence in the stores, so maybe they’ve fast forwarded to Slade singing the religious tale of the lord and saviour, which I am sure is the deeper meaning of the lyrics. That could explain why all the stores are shut on a Sunday..

Author:	Grim... [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 13:21 ]
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Kern wrote: Code: So here it is, Merry Christmas Everybody's having fun This relates to the gathering for the Census and reunion of families etc in ancient Nazareth. Eh?

Author:	myp [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 13:22 ]
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Grim... wrote: Kern wrote: Code: So here it is, Merry Christmas Everybody's having fun This relates to the gathering for the Census and reunion of families etc in ancient Nazareth. Eh? It's a joke

Author:	Grim... [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 13:22 ]
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Well yes, but it's the only one I don't get.

Author:	Kern [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 13:24 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 49
I imagine that having to go to your home town for the census called by the Emperor would have been used as an excuse for a party by at least some sectors of the population, but I can't say I've ever studied the gospels in that much depth. Probably an ASV thing.

Author:	MaliA [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 13:25 ]
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Air to surface vessel? Is there a dropship?

Author:	Kern [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 13:26 ]
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MaliA wrote: Air to surface vessel? That's scientology.

Author:	Mimi [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 14:10 ]
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KovacsC wrote: Mimi wrote: DavPaz wrote: Mimi wrote: DavPaz wrote: Oh good lord. First Slade in the wild. It's not even Halloween yet, for fucks sake! Huhwhat?! Where was that plsying? The Entertainer, Cheshire Oaks They’re opening one here, too. The CEO doesn’t allow any Harry Potter themed stuff in the stores as it has links with the occult, and he calls himself an energetic evengelical Christian, so itslikely there will be no Halloween presence in the stores, so maybe they’ve fast forwarded to Slade singing the religious tale of the lord and saviour, which I am sure is the deeper meaning of the lyrics. That could explain why all the stores are shut on a Sunday.. That is indeed the reason

Author:	Mimi [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 14:22 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 49
Kern wrote: Mimi wrote: so maybe they’ve fast forwarded to Slade singing the religious tale of the lord and saviour, which I am sure is the deeper meaning of the lyrics. Code: Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall? It's the time that every Santa has a ball Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer? Does it ton-up on his sleigh? Do the fairies keep him sober for a day? This verse relates to the non-religious view of Christmas, sarcastically mocking listeners who think this is all that it's about and the emptyiness of their beliefs. Code: So here it is, Merry Christmas Everybody's having fun This relates to the gathering for the Census and reunion of families etc in ancient Nazareth. Code: Look to the future now It's only just begun Because the Messiah's here, at last. Code: Are you waiting for the family to arrive? Are you sure you've got the room to spare inside? It's a cramped stable and there's only so much room for the shepherds, animals, and Magi to squeeze into. Code: Does your granny always tell you That the old songs are the best? Then she's up and rock 'n' rolling with the rest An unnecessary slight at the angels and also a dig at the unreformed practices in the temples. Hehe, brill!

Author:	Findus Fop [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 14:48 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 49
Mimi wrote: KovacsC wrote: Mimi wrote: DavPaz wrote: Mimi wrote: DavPaz wrote: Oh good lord. First Slade in the wild. It's not even Halloween yet, for fucks sake! Huhwhat?! Where was that plsying? The Entertainer, Cheshire Oaks They’re opening one here, too. The CEO doesn’t allow any Harry Potter themed stuff in the stores as it has links with the occult, and he calls himself an energetic evengelical Christian, so itslikely there will be no Halloween presence in the stores, so maybe they’ve fast forwarded to Slade singing the religious tale of the lord and saviour, which I am sure is the deeper meaning of the lyrics. That could explain why all the stores are shut on a Sunday.. That is indeed the reason TO BE JOLLY, TRA-LA-LA-LA-LAAH-LA-LA-LA-LAH

Author:	Mimi [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 14:48 ]
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Hahaha!