Be Excellent To Each Other

Yup.

Can you keep the 22nd September free next year - in Manchester?...

I'll speak to the future Ex Mrs Trousers later and see what she thinks but that is right up our street, my daughter is called Megan so she will love it.

Accidentally left myself with a soul patch.

Consider it pencilled in!

You're doing divorce parties now?

Heading to Harrogate on the train in an hour or so...

...dom.

That's a good video and your band is good as well!

Thanks!

Harrogate is lovely.

It is. It's very sedate. Lots of superb properties.

I've been three times in the last two weeks, and each time I've ended up in M&S's front window display.

There's a beautiful art deco house on one of tje roads on the way in.

That it is.

Do you know what blunts the fuck out of scalpel blades? Extruded polystyrene. After a few cuts through that the blade is very unlikely to be able to, for example, open a jugular.

Apropos nothing, obvs. It's just that every day is a learning day.

Use swan morten 11s, and change it loads. They aren't meant to be reused.

10As this week.

Equinox 24 done. It is a 10k course and the team has to run for 24 hours.

I did 3 laps, my team did 22 laps. Tired but happy.

Good work!

Well done!
How late were your shifts? Did you include catnapping into your training schedule, or did you just drink an awful lot of energy drinks?

Rochdale has a lake!

Stanley for big jobs.

The water is out locally and has been for over 24hrs for some and dickheads on Facebook are comparing it to a humanitarian crisis.

Give me fucking strength.

Nicely done, Kov.

I think a facebook friend did that too. He did FOURTEEN laps. Fucking mentalist.

Well done, Kov!

Did the flag slow you down?

My mentions have gone a bit mental.

I can imagine.

Why DON'T you let them live in your house?

Oh the muppets.. the water collection point is mile away!

It took 8 of us 9 hours to do 8 laps. So I ran, at 12, then 9, then 6am.. Getting woken up at 5 am was not fun...

Glad I showered there after my lap, as Jem said no water in our town. I would have smelled!!

It was a sail, helped me go faster

3 of my club did the solo runs... nutter.

Crazy. I have done a couple of those (Thunder and Endure), but never again - the sleep deprivation is just not for me! That said, in a team of 7/8, if you double up overnight (do two laps each) and not too many of your team have dropped out, you do get a good long break. I loved running at night. But not then getting (what felt like) bugger all chance to sleep.

Course, I say never again. I probably will.

I said that last year.

I got to run at dawn... started in the dark, finished in the light.

Here's a conundrum.. I'd think there's litle chance of her becoming a surgeon now, given the publicity, so sparing gaol is probably good.

I really don't see her not becoming a surgeon: people forget things.

I work with morons.

A fellow director that earns about twice as much as I do produced some copy relating to the new Criminal Finances Act 2017 and sent it to marketing to put out to agencies. I have intercepted it, thank fuck.

It includes gems such as

• "Do remember the house old saying, ‘if it sounds too good to be true it normally is!’
• and "....could offer the same or similar take home that they were accumbent to when operating via a limited company."
• and "If any part of your wage is a loan then this is a good sign! "

In case you were wondering;

"Accumbent"; adjective
BOTANY
(of a cotyledon) lying edgeways against the folded radicle in the seed.

Presumably she has a GBH conviction on record even without prison - that's not so easy to forget.

Already handy with a knife too. She just needs to learn the 'stitching people back up' bit now.

It's an 'Unlawful wounding' conviction, but it is possible. Given the mitigating factors and her alleged brilliance, I doubt she'll become a pariah.

I work in marketing in my day job and it amazes me that people write stuff like this. I get it all the time.

As ever, just read Secret Barrister FFS. The reporting on this is, as always, appalling.

I am whipping my popular masses as I am rebranding as The Voice of Reason.

Indeed.

I can't figure out what item 3 is meant to be/say/mean.

In more bad wording, my Mum just posted a picture of her Dad on holiday and a friend of theirs commented

Hahahaha. Brilliant.

He's asked a question of "How can you tell if you're getting paid through a dodgy umbrella scheme?" basically and decides to answer with with 'If any part of your wage is a loan then this is a good sign!' ".

FFS

Monorail!

That's brilliant! Turn a negative into a positive!