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Author: | Grim... [ Sat Dec 16, 2017 19:41 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 49 |
Well, he's only just made his database. He hasn't even created the `contacts` table yet, let alone populated it. |
Author: | Cras [ Sat Dec 16, 2017 19:53 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Well, he's only just made his database. He hasn't even created the `contacts` table yet, let alone populated it. Sorting it twice seems extra redundant in that case |
Author: | Bamba [ Sat Dec 16, 2017 21:45 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 49 |
It's because he's making it himself, no mention of qualified IT staff anywhere there. Frankly I'm amazed he hasn't done it in a fucking spreadsheet. The whole thing will be living on a shitty laptop hard drive with no back ups and when that disk shits the bed it's no toys for anyone. Won't somebody think of the children? |
Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Sat Dec 16, 2017 22:35 ] |
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Cras wrote: Given that you'd also expect multiple kids living at the same address, normalising out address data into another table would be sensible, but yet there's no sign of a join. I dunno, there's a lot of kids. Maybe they're keeping it denormalised because of trading off storage efficiency for sheer QPS. |
Author: | Mr Russell [ Sat Dec 16, 2017 22:51 ] |
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As a slight aside, our child’s initials are DBCC. |
Author: | KovacsC [ Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:31 ] |
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Outfit for last night sorted. |
Author: | Mimi [ Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:37 ] |
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The hat is overkill Anyway, goodness bless you, Kov. You get an idea and you don’t shy away and I have a great amount of respect for that. Obviously that outfit is an abomination... too much hat. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:48 ] |
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ARG! Once was enough! |
Author: | MaliA [ Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:04 ] |
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Jesus fucking christ |
Author: | Kern [ Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:16 ] |
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You are about to show me shadows of the things that have not happened, but will happen in the time before us. Is that so, Spirit? |
Author: | MrChris [ Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:22 ] |
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Dear god my eyes |
Author: | Mimi [ Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:23 ] |
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Kern wrote: You are about to show me shadows of the things that have not happened, but will happen in the time before us. Is that so, Spirit? Kov is very much more in keeping with the description of the ghost of Christmas present. Large and loud. |
Author: | KovacsC [ Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:30 ] |
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Mimi wrote: Kern wrote: You are about to show me shadows of the things that have not happened, but will happen in the time before us. Is that so, Spirit? Kov is very much more in keeping with the description of the ghost of Christmas present. Large and loud. HA ha. Yes. |
Author: | MaliA [ Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:37 ] |
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Kern wrote: You are about to show me shadows of the things that have not happened, but will happen in the time before us. Is that so, Spirit? It's a Christmas Carol, Kov, not a Christmas Darryl! |
Author: | Cras [ Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:12 ] |
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Well, that's that then. Who's got the other self-destruct key? |
Author: | Bobbyaro [ Sun Dec 17, 2017 14:30 ] |
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Me! Computer, initiate self destruct sequence. Authority, kov.mankini.1. |
Author: | TheVision [ Sun Dec 17, 2017 18:50 ] |
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I've just shown Mrs TheVision that picture Kov and she's very concerned that you had your curtains open when getting into your costume. |
Author: | Cras [ Sun Dec 17, 2017 18:52 ] |
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Is...is that a metaphor? |
Author: | Satsuma [ Sun Dec 17, 2017 19:27 ] |
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Why is this not in a spoiler marked NSFW!? |
Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Sun Dec 17, 2017 21:20 ] |
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Satsuma wrote: Why is this not in a spoiler marked NSFW!? NSF Eyes |
Author: | Pundabaya [ Sun Dec 17, 2017 23:48 ] |
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... would. |
Author: | KovacsC [ Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:19 ] |
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Satsuma wrote: Why is this not in a spoiler marked NSFW!? it was sunday morning, I was not at work... |
Author: | Mimi [ Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:46 ] |
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KovacsC wrote: Satsuma wrote: Why is this not in a spoiler marked NSFW!? it was sunday morning, I was not at work... I... don’t think that’s how it works... |
Author: | KovacsC [ Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:49 ] |
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I know |
Author: | MrChris [ Mon Dec 18, 2017 14:09 ] |
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Don't ever change, kov. |
Author: | markg [ Mon Dec 18, 2017 14:12 ] |
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Yeah, not even after Christmas. Just keep wearing it until you're a local and then national celebrity. |
Author: | krazywookie [ Mon Dec 18, 2017 22:14 ] |
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I done a misleading graph. Was a bit slow at work tonight. |
Author: | Warhead [ Tue Dec 19, 2017 2:07 ] |
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If you like that, there are lots of misleading correlations here |
Author: | krazywookie [ Tue Dec 19, 2017 18:36 ] |
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I do and there are, I enjoy them. |
Author: | MaliA [ Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:29 ] |
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Happy birthday, Mimi! |
Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:55 ] |
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Happy Birthday Mimi Looking good, Kov. |
Author: | Kern [ Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:58 ] |
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Happy Birthday Mimi! Giphy "birthday manatee": https://media2.giphy.com/media/lXiRE5yTIM9tdiOGI/giphy-loop.mp4 |
Author: | Mimi [ Wed Dec 20, 2017 11:03 ] |
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Aw, thank you guys! |
Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Dec 20, 2017 11:10 ] |
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Have a Manatee Fanamlee x |
Author: | DBSnappa [ Wed Dec 20, 2017 11:31 ] |
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Happy Birthday Meems! Hope you have a fabulous day and the next year is great. Dx |
Author: | Nik [ Wed Dec 20, 2017 11:40 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Happy birthday, Mimi! |
Author: | devilman [ Wed Dec 20, 2017 11:40 ] |
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Attachment: mimi.jpg
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Author: | zaphod79 [ Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:31 ] |
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Happy Mimi day ! |
Author: | KovacsC [ Wed Dec 20, 2017 13:15 ] |
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Zardoz wrote: Happy Birthday Mimi Looking good, Kov. Thanks |
Author: | MrChris [ Wed Dec 20, 2017 14:51 ] |
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Happy birthday meems! |
Author: | Bobbyaro [ Wed Dec 20, 2017 21:52 ] |
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This is great. https://m.9gag.com/gag/awQwp4R Can't figure out how to embed the image. |
Author: | Grim... [ Wed Dec 20, 2017 22:25 ] |
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https://i.imgur.com/yH25jLZ.gifv The original is on Reddit. |
Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Wed Dec 20, 2017 22:54 ] |
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Omg that’s amazing. |
Author: | TheVision [ Wed Dec 20, 2017 23:35 ] |
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It was great until "Legos" Ruined it. |
Author: | Warhead [ Thu Dec 21, 2017 0:00 ] |
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Mimi! Happy birthday. |
Author: | Trousers [ Thu Dec 21, 2017 9:46 ] |
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What a prize fuckwit http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/whats-on ... ign-955235 |
Author: | Mimi [ Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:09 ] |
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What a ‘wacky’ guy. His family must be so embarrassed and ashamed. Thanks for all of the lovely birthday messages yesterday. I hit the most ace thing. I shall take a picture when I’ve had more than one hour of sleep. |
Author: | MaliA [ Thu Dec 21, 2017 16:46 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 49 |
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/bjyz ... e=vicefbuk That is ace. |
Author: | devilman [ Thu Dec 21, 2017 17:01 ] |
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MaliA wrote: https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/bjyze8/eddie-hall-talked-us-through-life-as-the-worlds-strongest-man?utm_campaign=global&utm_source=vicefbuk That is ace. The oatcake shop across the road has an endorsed Eddie Hall special - Attachment: eddie.PNG I've not dared to try it though |
Author: | krazywookie [ Thu Dec 21, 2017 17:11 ] |
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devilman wrote: MaliA wrote: https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/bjyze8/eddie-hall-talked-us-through-life-as-the-worlds-strongest-man?utm_campaign=global&utm_source=vicefbuk That is ace. The oatcake shop across the road has an endorsed Eddie Hall special - Attachment: eddie.PNG I've not dared to try it though Are those bendy oatcakes?! Wtf? |
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